Well fuck.
Well fuck.
Kuba you fucking prick.
Ronaldo's not even standing with the rest of the team. I bet they hate him.
Please miss.
Gahahahaha Mahow you twat.
I fucking hate Portugal.
Just had a lol at that from Livescore. Not even attempting the name.121'
HE MISSES - Poland misses in the penalty shoot-out
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G O O O A A L - Nani scores in the penalty shoot-out
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G O O O A A L - Kamil Glik scores in the penalty shoot-out
Poland's fitness just wasn't good enough and had to play for penalties.
Fuck Ronaldo the giraffe prick.
Beautiful.
Portugal into the semis without a 90 minute win. Fucking hell.
The problem with playing for penalties is that sometimes you go out on penalties.
Portugal being done over by an Icelandic long throw is now closer to reality.
I hope Wales (please no) or Belgium fucking batter the pricks.
Giraffe > *
Ronaldo
Great penalties from Portugal. It'd reflect the tournament well if they win the whole thing without actually winning.
The other quarters should be good to be fair.
A Portugal v Iceland final in which Ronaldo fluffs a few chances to gift it to Iceland would be a dream. The cloud of seethe coming off Ronaldo would be like that volcano.
In the second round the entertainment value of the matches picked up massively after the Portugal game, so I'm hoping for the same here.
Experts at shitting out a win. Superb.
Oddly muted reaction after the penalties, no? Quaresma must not be liked.
Also fun fact, the Turkish league has the most number of players represented at the tournament with 23. I think.
Your last fun fact was emphatically not a fact, which meant it wasn't much fun either.
Explains why it's been so shit.
Surely the Premier league will have more? All the English players are from the Prem (I think) so that alone is 23.Originally Posted by Mert
edit: 139 for England, so a few more. http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/news/newsid=2371017.html
Proper analysis of the streaker
Thought they were going to whip out a heatmap.
Lol.
Yeah that didn't seem right. I'm not sure where I got that from.
http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/news/newsid=2371017.html
Germany and Italy have more too.
Also the Turkish league has more than 23...
Edit: Fuck your edit Pen.
To be fair. Turkey being the fourth highest is still somewhat of a surprise for me. More players from the Championship too than Ligue 1.
I'd have assumed Mert meant the most players still represented at the tournament. Even he isn't that thick.
Probably still wrong though. Most of the Germans are based at home and they have a fair few Polish and Spanish to make up the numbers.
EDIT - Seems maybe he is that thick.
Fenerbahce has the 6th most players at the Euro 2016 though, tied with Bayern and Barca so there's that small victory to make up for my huge whiff.
Most of the Premier League players are total betas so they don't count. Quaresma has for some reason got gang tattoos saying that he murdered 2 people while in prison so he counts for 3. 18 to 25. Turkey wins.
Where are you seeing that. EDIT: JK I scrolled down. Jeez what is wrong with me today.
And yes I was that thick. The Turkish commentator said something like that a few games back but I wasn't really paying attention and it's possible it was qualified in some way.
At the beginning of the tournament the Turkish league had the fourth most representatives at the tournament. Christ knows what the number would be now, but Ligue 1 was comfortably the lowest of the top leagues.
Domestic leagues with most representatives
139 – England (103 Premier League, 31 Championship, 4 League One, 1 League Two)
65 – Germany (57 1. Bundesliga, 8 2. Bundesliga)
56 – Italy (52 Serie A, 4 Serie B)
36 – Turkey (36 Süper Lig)
35 – Spain (34 Primera, 1 Segunda)
32 – Russia (32 Premier League)
22 – France (22 Ligue 1)
Wales, Northern Ireland, Ireland and Iceland with no home based players at all. Quite surprising that Austria only have one too as I would've though some of the squad players would have come from their bigger teams.
With the exception of Sweden, all overperformed to some degree.Teams with most clubs represented
22 – Iceland, Northern Ireland
21 – Sweden
20 – Albania, Poland, Slovakia
All wearying shite.Teams with fewest clubs represented
8 – Russia
10 – England, Ukraine
They're Italy 1994. Ronaldo to sky the decisive penalty in the final please.
Dean Saunders is singlehandedly making me want Wales to get humped.
Would love it if Wales make the semi-final. Quite likely Belgium will put three past them instead.
I hope Belgium batter them.
Indeed.
Holocaust denayer to have a monster game.
Is it just me or is pretty much every cross over hit?
How the fuck did they not score there?
Belgium are going to win this with relative ease. Benteke hatrick to seal his £30 mill Palace move.
That was easy.
Oof. What a freak.
Bareth Gale you baldy cunt.
Game over you'd imagine.
Cracker of a goal from the dickhead.
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