I've just seen Gary Neville retweet David May promoting a particular brand of sausages, so it's time for the weekend football thread.

Friday
Bolton v Bristol City 8pm Sky

Saturday
Burnley v Manchester C 12.30pm Sky
Bournemouth v Stoke
Brighton v West Ham
Leicester v Swansea
Manchester U v Huddersfield
West Brom v Southampton
Arsenal v Everton 5.30pm BT

A full Football League programme
Foreign muck

Sunday
Crystal Palace v Newcastle 2.15pm Sky
Liverpool v Tottenham 4.30pm Sky
Espanyol v Barcelona 3.15pm Sky

Monday
Watford v Chelsea 8.00pm Sky