What's even in a shisha? I thought it was just fruity smoke.
What's even in a shisha? I thought it was just fruity smoke.
Two double barrelled names on the park at the same time.
Even their protest is fucking balls. Make a proper banner at least.
What's with the Lerner Out banners? Isn't that exactly what he's trying to do?
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Burnley with a late equaliser from Michael Keane, just after another that went over the line wasn't given. Unfortunately for Brighton they were just mentally really weak in the last 20 minutes after being much the better team. Doesn't bode well for any playoff escapades.
Very few clubs have a clear plan. Villa just have accumulated some really shit players all at once under some shit managers.
You see, here's Jordan Lyden, their U21 captain. He literally can't be worse than the players who started in midfield today. That's what I mean, Smiffy. There was no wider point about finances or signing mercenaries.
Alan Hutton gives us all hope that we can still be professional footballers.
Test.
At least Alan Hutton won't be playing for them next game. Small mercies for the Villa fans
Alan Hutton is an incredible twat.
Once threw cash at a bouncer who wouldn't let him into an eight pound entry nightclub on a 'school disco' night, after giving it the classic 'do you know who I am?'
I'd like a paper plane to hit a wanker (any Villa player). Would make my day.
That was inevitable. How do these types players hang around at the top level of football for so long?
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Ayew appears to be operating without the aid of a brain, but he at least seems to put the effort in. Is he on the wanker list, Mel?
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He hasn't had much to do but Matt Mazda has looked capable.
'At this level of the market, I find it unbelievable that the goal hasn't been given'.
Nice one, Dychey.
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Arsenal Watford is on TV so I'll watch the first half of that.
He's been okay. Stupid red card against West Ham killed what little momentum we'd built up mid-season, though.
I stopped caring some time ago, Smiffy. Actually quite enjoyed that (which is utterly mental, I know). Good to see the players finally getting it properly in the neck.
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What do you mean by mentally weak? Fighting spirit etc? I didn't see any evidence of that.
I thought we sat a bit too far back in the last twenty five or so, and unusually Hughton waited too long to make the change - bringing Sidwell on earlier might have made a big difference.
Norwich are dominating.
Need something spawny as fuck here.
Those late equalisers by Derby, QPR and Burnley this season could prove really costly. The first two sent Brighton into that spiral of defeat around Christmas, and winning today would have been MASSIVE.
Waff jizzing his dirty pants.
Oh, well I agree with that. Knockaert was good for the majority but made two bad decisions breaking. We did play too deep and there was two much space between the strikers and the midfield. I think sitting back could have worked much better if Sidwell was on earlier - and deeper.
What a player.
Game looked like classic Knockaert. Some lovely touches, great skill and a good goal but some very poor decision making and he flagged massively towards the end. Tony in a nutshell.
Hemed looked knackered as well. As you say, getting Sidwell on for him earlier and you'd have closed it out.
Our defence is not good enough. Nowhere near it.
If Fulham can't beat us, they will go down.
If we stay up, it'll be a joke.
That's me done. Purge it. Sling Mike into prison for his dodgy employment practices and start from nowt. This well is fucking tainted.
Fuck off Evans. Dinosaurnock will be wanking himself silly.
Naismith caught on camera having a bit of a play with Janmaat's cock in the first half. That'll make for an awkward conversation with his wife.
Unless she requested a threesome with Janmaat and he was just testing the waters.
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For fucks sake.
Struggling against 10 man Rotherham. Peaked.
The old journos are going to be struggling to fill airtime next season if Newcastle, Sunderland and Villa all go down. No story in over half the other clubs. Loads more Manchester United then. Great.
Went for Stoke in the last man standing this week and they've pissed away a 2-0 lead. Wankers. I should've gone for Arsenal.