Red Bull have gone from donning things to pissing it up against the wall in terms of pit/tyre strategy.
Red Bull have gone from donning things to pissing it up against the wall in terms of pit/tyre strategy.
If Rosberg was Alain Prost, he'd have got it stopped by now and would be sipping champagne with Jean-Marie Balestre.
His biggest threat is binning it himself seeing as he has the mobile roadblock (now miles) behind him
Verstappen would have pissed past Hamilton if given the opportunity.
Hulkenberg is having a great day, it's a shame he's always ended up in tubs/teams run by crooks.
Surely they're not going to let fucking Perez get on the podium.
Vettel whinge in 3..2..1
It's great watching Verstappen doing this.
Mad Max carving through the field here has been easily the most entertaining 10 laps of the season.
Vettel whingeing, what a surprise, drive quicker mate.
Right, Lewis needs to win in Abu Dhabi and Rosberg to finish 4th to be crowned champion on races won.
Verstappen in an Adrian Newey designed car is going to be something.
Today was the first time I've watched more than quarter an hour of a race all year.
Was a good one. Do they always just pretend the Mercs aren't there, half a lap ahead of everyone?
I predict that Hamilton will, on the podium, refer to the Brazilian fans as 'the best fans all year'.
Alonso sneaked a point from nothing.
Max Verstapped is every uncool 19 year old Dutch man ever.
So, is Dutch commentary one of those things where you're broadcasting in one language so anything in another is fair game? Even though English speakers in the Netherlands are prevalent?
This track is really good for showing the speed.
The last section looks good, pity the rest of it is just another vanity project in the desert.
No point in racing and having spectators in a run down shambles considering the money that's in it.
Well, there's almost no money in running a circuit (for F1 anyway) hence there's so many races in oil states looking to legitimise and promote themselves. F1 goes to these places because the governments pay the exorbitant race fees whereas in places like Turkey, France, Germany etc the tracks are actual businesses that need to make a profit. That should be reason enough to lament their ubiquity but most of them are hotel complexes with a bit of tarmac snaked underneath the more expensive balconies rather than an actual racing circuit first.
Rosberg getting absolutely gubbed again, pity it's not going to make any real difference.
He just needs to stay out of bother at the start, really. The pace of that Mercedes is hand over fist.
Can Rosberg just mill Hamilton off at the first corner?
That's optimum scenario
Should be interesting to see if Hamilton attempts to do back him into the Red Bulls if they both get away cleanly.
Rosberg to chuck it up the inside early.
If I were Hamilton I'd be trying everything.
Christ, I'd love to be paid Niki Lauda's money to do whatever he does.
He certainly could, I don't think there's any way they could take existing points away. Risky though, he doesn't have the balls to do a Senna and it would be even more lol if he fucked it up and just put himself out. He'll play it safe and trundle around to a podium finish.
He could diddle that thing around in third or fourth without stressing the engine at all, it's that far ahead of anything else.
They took Schumacher's points off him in '97. All of them, in fact.
Did Villeneuve still finish that race?
Limped home in third. Hakkinen's first victory.
This Channel 4 coverage is fucking awful. First race for 2 years.
Hamilton donning some steampunk sunglasses?
This is all going to fizzle out when Rosberg lols off into the lead and the sunset in lap 1.
Any interesting battles going on outside of the Championship? Anything more exciting than Haas v Sauber at least?
That was as good as fly-by's get though.
Verstappen backwards and a Ferrari third. That's that then.
Good to see literally nothing has changed.