Just for Smiff to tell us he was right about everything ever.
Just for Smiff to tell us he was right about everything ever.
This will be interesting
We already have one.
Was going to say, don't we already have one?
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Having one big 'Late Night Thread' doesn't work as well as starting them whenever the place is slow.
What was he right about?
lvg and something else, a Mourinho rumour I think.
Working one day tomorrow, although should be done by about 2, and then going to Barmouth on Wednesday til Sunday.
My mates sent me this picture:
Got beer for New Year! Cost sixty-five quid and is apparently a firkin, which is 76 pints. Some ale called Napoleon's Retreat.
Makes my 5 litre barrel of Hobgoblin Gold look a bit puny now:
I'm a twit
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I hadn't really noticed until I seen her just now on that Jack Whitehall thing, but Victoria Coren has fabulous tits.
In other news, Lionel Messi plays football.
I really never noticed as I've never really seen her on much more than HIGNFY and thought she was tidy but they were never that obvious there. They're excellent.Originally Posted by ScousePig
Having fun looking through some old PM's back in the old place.
This cracked me up if only because it reminded me that Park Chu Young was Arsenal's number 9 less than 4 years ago. Oh - and @SincereTheRebel was an Arsenal supporter, remember that?
Wonder if anyone actually replied?
Got $20 on A&M to cover +3.5 against Louisville because my friend from A&M said that they were going to win, of course they look like dogshit against Louisville so far and losing 0-13 in the 1st quarter.
I've just manage to hit what might be a low point, even for me.
I've been feeling sufficiently sorry for myself this evening, based on having terrible headaches for 5 out of 6 days of my Christmas holiday so far, to decide that it would be a good idea to eat whipped cream directly out of one of those spray cans.
I had a couple of goes pressing the button with it vaguely facing my gob, and nothing happens. So, not really remembering that the universe treats me as a looney tunes character fairly often, I decided to tilt my head completely upwards, point the thing directly downwards, and thump the button with all the force I can muster. What I then proceeded to do was it seems, to entirely fill my head with whipped cream to the point at which it became air tight and I began choking to death.
Now I'm not really a man that is especially worried about his own demise, indeed I have often considered ways to bring it about. However, I do tend to reject those ideas based on some bizarre sense of needing to preserve one's dignity. It would have been great then, to have been found dead on the floor, purple face plastered in cheap Lidl whipped cream looking like something from Magic's browsing history. Thankfully it turns out cheap Lidl whipped cream has even less staying power than me. So I carry on, no doubt to further indignities.
I almost killed myself with a vegetable curry once.
I was shovelling it into my mouth as quick as I could and attempted to swallow what must have have been half a potato.
Instead of running downstairs to get help from someone, I ran to the bathroom mirror and kept trying to either swallow the fucker or cough it up.
I managed to swallow it and then go back to my curry, although I did proceed to actually chew it.
There must be more on here with near death experiences involving food.
Did you eat all the whipped cream at least?
One time I took a pizza out of the oven and placed it and the parchment paper it was chilling on right on top of a plugged in electrical cord, and started slicing my pizza. Upon encountering physical resistance, I did respond with "the fuck is this", but instead kept cutting, just harder. What resulted was electrocution of the pizza and a nice big hole in the blade of the knife, signifying me successfully having cut open a 240-volt power cord. Thankfully I was holding on to the rubber part of the knife so I didn't perish in the incident, but it was pretty exhilarating at the time.
I think it all either dissolved or was forced into the non-gullet parts of my head, so I'm not sure I actually did get to eat any of it.
I feel enough time has passed for me to have another go though. I'm aware of the dangers now, so this can only go well.
Him and Her repeating from the start on BBC3. I've no idea why but I always liked that show.
Fucking hell. You lucky bastard.
This place has been on top form tonight.
It's odd that Cord almost killing himself with whipped cream is taking second place to Mokkers cutting a pizza with a knife, but there we are. Get a pizza cutter, you deviant.
$20 on Ole Miss -8; let's goo
Kitchen shears are the real key to cutting pizza.
I've been converted to using a cleaver.
Pizza cutters are useless. Scissors definitely win, with the added bonus that you can use them like tongs to get it out of the oven in the first place.
Crutches suck. I strained my knee ligaments (wakeboarding!), so I'm encrutched for the next couple of weeks.
My, how Australian of you. I went back to the push-ups challenge in the new year and now everything hurts. Expected as much after months off it. And fuck the Iron Keep in Dark Souls 2.
Jermaine Pennant's bird has got her knockers out on babestation. Get involved.
Just ate a custard slice that had a best before date of the second.
#gamblingwithmylife.
Just had some pistachios, they were dry and stale but I still ate loads. Might have a glass of wine. Wuu2 @Mahow??
Anyone watch poker? I'm watching this year's WSOP final table on the in-flight TV at the moment (while using complimentary in-flight wifi), I forgot just how energizing it is.
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Never understand people who live their life by sell by dates.
If it looks OK and smells OK then eat it! Sell by dates are a lot of nonsense.
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I know it's not very late but starting a thread seemed a bit much - it's been pretty fucking dead today, hasn't it?
Don't worry, @ICTMIKE is here now. Sup?
Just spotted a double decker in the cupboard must have been from a selection box. Excuse me whilst I indulge in some pure nougaty filth.
I read "pure nougaty filth" as "pure naughty filth" in a Danny Dyer accent
Haven't been able to get myself to do any work for the past two days. I really need to step it up.
Purchased myself some new smart shoes for a reasonable £75. Can't wait for my heels to bleed.
I bloody hated wearing smart shoes when I worked in a shop, the good-looking-but-blister-inducing fuckers. I went back to plimsols.
Where's @Benny? Has he died?
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Fucking 32 years old today lads, bringing it in with shitty Fosters and a meal tomorrow. My beard is going grey ffs.
Happy birthday, you old dirty bastard.
Cheers fucko <3
Is there some big TTH night out tonight or have you all fucking died or what?
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