When I arrive at the esteemed gates if TheThirdHald.co.uk, all I ever want is an accessible drunk man's thread. Unfortunately none such exusts; therefore, I must create my own. I am having a splendid time. Yall might ask, "why the fuck are you posting on an online messageboard while shitfaced, and that is pretty valid. However, you must understand I need an outlet and when no one else is tryna party any more, I turn to the Brits. Man how crazy is that? I'm str8 up belligerent rn
Pretending to be drunk.
At least you're trying mok.
I'm less hungover than expected but more8u7 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu7
The cat just walked on the keyboard.
I'm a twit
Waff does it better, mok. PM him for tips.
Getting drunk becomes much less fun with age. Being drunk is actually shit, and rarely worth the headache and gut-rot.
I think your inherent joylessness might be the bigger factor there.
Simply getting drunk has never been the attraction, I mean it would be crap on your own (you might be able to tell us more here Harry).
That's pretty rich coming from you. How many pages, you reckon? Notice who starts the personal attacks, people.Originally Posted by Toby
It's completely wrong, in any case. I don't rmember you posting a gif of Ric Flair.
A rambling, incoherent seethe in response to a passing joke is a good example of what I mean.
How was it incoherent? Of course any personal attack can be claimed to be a 'passing joke' afterwards. Not that I would get the benefit of any such doubt.
I thought this was a safe space?
I'd rather have a drink than talk at length about your insecurities.
I prefer getting drunk on my own. Though I also prefer being sober on my own too.
I'm not insecure because I pulled you up on something. And if we're talking insecurities......you know where I could go with this.
Also lol at getting drunk on your own. That's tragic. @Giggles
Well at least this discussion serves to prove you don't take things too seriously.
I won't wail about people not liking me, no.
I don't aim to get drunk on my own. I just prefer to drink on my own and if they're going down well then that's where it inevitability ends up.
There are a few people on here who don't really share anything about their lives. niko_cee is always my go to on that front, but Harold is a complete mystery to me, beyond him eating a lot of meat and being called Kev.
I'm a twit
'Offy' was the master of it. gahahaha-ing all over the shop.
I sell broadband with Henners.
No way Harry is sharing on here, he'd probably see it as a sign of weakness.
I don't see the need to. I judge people on what they say.
Which is fine, but as long as you don't people are going to speculate on why. And yes, I already know you don't care about that either.
Really? Do you speculate on Niko Cee?
Fuck sake take it to his narcissistic thread.
Of course not, there's no secret board conspiracy to victimise him.
Whoops!
Which one is that?
Why did my fantastic drunk thread get turned into a Harold playground? Jesus Christ man.
Because every thread gets turned into a Harold playground. #BanHarold
I'm not sure I've ever posted on TTH while drunk. Might be embarrassing. Waff on FB is a joy to behold however.
I was well on topic until people started going off topic and asking me things.
I agree in this case, but people can't help themselves. It would be for the greater good.
Great, pm me if you have more thoughts on the matter.
On the original topic, my girlfriend went back to university on Thursday afternoon and I've been in the pub every night since.
Slippery slope.
If you'd being paying enough attention over the past 13 years you'd be able to build up a reasonable picture of me/my life. Most if it's there (or was) in tiny tidbits. I think I even posted a picture once (albeit slightly in disguise).
I reckon, in all those years, Baz might be the only person to successfully write my username.
Incidentally, whenever I wonder on here a bit worse for wear and post stuff it usually takes me a few days to get over the slight mortification and come back.
Mate.
I got too drunk on Friday and acted like a total cunt, first time I've been that badly behaved since I was a teenager. So until about next friday FUCK ALCOHOL.
I feel immune to getting drunk now.
I remember what it was like getting drunk at 15, pouring some of my parents' rum into a water bottle, filling the container back up with water, and surreptitiously drinking it in the back of my friends car. It would be like 4 shots worth and I'd be hammered. Sketchy kids, I hope my kids never socialize because i think i'd just be weirded out as a parent
Vodka is lyf
Whisky is my poison at the moment. I'm also dabbling in red from time to time. Manhood.
Vodka was poisoned for me that night I pissed myself. Conversely I appreciate beer much more since then.
You'll re-emerge a stronger vodka drinker next year Spooner
I was drinking fucking vodka and sunny delight on friday because it was the closest I could get to vodka and orange at the garage, and i was very committed to that combination at that point.
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