And look at that tramp asking the camera to fuck off because he's busy on the robot. Chock-full of dickheads, this episode. Hope the kids smash them all.
And look at that tramp asking the camera to fuck off because he's busy on the robot. Chock-full of dickheads, this episode. Hope the kids smash them all.
Tramp/Geordie team had what was coming.
Chimping out with the camera and then asking for their plate back from the kids. Karma, dickheads.
Ugh, shit outcome in the final. I fucking hate that knobhead on the Rapid team.
Hopefully he gets dicked on by Carbide in the final.
Poor John
That guy from Rapid is a tosser as well, and while part of me wants to see him lob Carbide out of the arena at some point if he wins he might give the Carbide lads a job which may make them happy. Ultimately it'd be the lesser evil if somebody else found a way to trash them.
Was rooting for John though.
Nuts (2) back next week?
ffs.
Love John. What a total dude.
The rest of them could learn a fucking shit-tonne from the kids. What a bunch of posers and/or cry-babies. That Apex guy, jesus. He was the Foxic tosser from the last series I only just realised. Knob. Watching their stupid robot explode was utterly glorious.
It was just satisfying that they didn't even have one good fight before it killed itself. First one it didn't work at all and then that wonderful bed-shitting exercise.
Lol at those dickheads letting Nuts beat them because they were shitting themselves about that lucky attack on their wheel in the first heat.
Watching it now.
Nuts actually winning a match :\
It's also such a shame that concussion (which is a really good robot) is made by such dickheads. The leader of the group might win king dickhead of the show.
Edit: Two fights and two lucky hits ugh.
All the other teams must be seething.
Oh ffs.
Piss off Nuts.
Concussion bottled it the pussies.
Bottled it because they were scared of fucking Nuts. Laughable twats. Nuts isn't beating anybody good. Concussion was a good bot manned by idiots.
Tbf, I was kind of impressed by Nuts 2. That death spin with the chains nailed two bots completely. Element of luck of course but still deserved. Concussion bloke almost as much of a tool as Foxic / Apex bloke.
Ellis is such a twat but he reminds me so much of what I expect Randrew is like (confirm please Lewis).
Borderline autistic, labelled a 'Boy genius', has his Mum and Dad along for the ride etc. Probably loves 72% Venezuelan chocolate too.
Props to the guy, frankly. Self-taught engineer, builds what, for me, has been the most impressively designed machine of this new run and seems genuine and down-to-earth. That Magnetar death hum is immense, and I think it's probably the most all round aesthetically pleasing machine since Razor (which lost a lot of points for true cuntery).
I haven't watched any of this, because I realised during the last series that ninety per cent of the contestants are just making up the numbers so I could just watch the final, but I know who you mean and Randrew is miles lamer.
I've just read about his new robot, and:
Me > Ellis the NerdOriginally Posted by Lewis
Jesus, pop in here for a little read about how Robot Wars is going down and find my character being savaged in my absence.
"Ten Robot Rumble" next week. Should be a laugh though it does seem like the winner will have won mostly by chance. Or at least luck might determine which poor bastards get mullered in the early scramble because there's too much shit to keep track of.
Can't see the winner doing much in the final.
I am glad that it's a last robot moving battle royale though.
"If I don't survive this tell my wives, all 162 of them-"
What the fuck do they have Pearce on before he starts commentating?
EDIT: Carbide losing to Nuts.
Hope they don't get fixed up and win in the final or something.
Only that the Rapid guy is a dickhead as well I'd have felt worse about Carbide smashing his robot up when it was already dead.
That was ace.
Eruption.
A great episode and a really good final too.
They only gave them it to them on his sob story, but lol at Carbide the faggots.
Watching it now.
The royal rumble
Pearce was a dickheads throughout as usual and the pit took no prisoners.
Edit: NutsImagine getting donned by that.
Lol at robot Andrew fucking up twice. He's more like Andrew than I first thought.
Rapidthe team leader is such a twat.
Carbide
Glad they lost after he was bugging himself up by saying he's the best driver. Michael is probably the most likeable of the drivers too.
That was a great episode.
This special is turd.
The American guy is SEETHING.
The highlight of all this is definitely the awkward high-fives from all these nerds.
Robot Wars cancelled.
Jonathan Pearce back to whatever perversions he gets up to when he's not squawking about football.
They just couldn't deal with Nuts 2 lolling its way into the Grand Final and beating Carbide in one match.
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