Ventura?
Ventura?
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What are these god awful photos about?
igor looks like Compo.
Alright Bam, my auld fruit?
Here's one of me from a different wedding, yesterday:Originally Posted by Bam
Btw today is my birthday and not one of you have wished me well.
I'm a twit
Your forfeited that right when you discontinued garden soccer.Here's one of me from a different wedding, yesterday:
Btw today is my birthday and not one of you have wished me well.
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That brute sunbathing has photo bombed you brilliantly.
I know, right! There was a pretty big field, a nice looking church and lots of happy people I could have stood in front of, but I choose to stand next to him.
And Garden Soccer will outlive us all.
I'm a twit
This thread is basically an image based news feed for Baz and co.
Was it your mum and dad's wedding?
Looking good Baz.
No. That was in ~1981. Why?
I'm a twit
that's exactly it! Spent ages trying to work out what it reminded me of.
In a few years Baz will look like James May.
10-15 pounds left till I can fuck all yalls moms again (down to 185 from 215 last sumer; inb4 comments about my mom):
It looks like you're sitting there in your pants.
I'd fuck your dad.
Skys out thighs out
What happened to the other diners? Are your folks at the restaurant they own?
Yes.
It's Ramadan, the fucking infidels.
What did you have?
GS will be seething when he spots that he's wearing shorts.
Where do you get shorts from when you're that short?
Going to a restaurant in fucking shorts.
Organized religion is just regional cultures man, secular theism ftw. Also if God cares if I have a glass of wine versus if I'm a good person, well tbh at that point it's on him.
Steak because I'm a free American.
Your mom knits a good pair.
Yeah shit is FaF breh.
Looks like a perfectly functional family...
Also:
One of those blue shirts would be better, the peach one doesn't go well with your colouring.
Look at the scruffy cunts. They'll rule the world when they grow up as well.Also:
Scruffy? What do you want...ties?
They look like fucking tramps. Rich tramps. The front two haven't even ironed their shirts, the dirty bastards.
Look at the wanker glasses on the front one, they alone condemn him.
The dress code of rugged individualism.
Cunt as the back is wearing 9gag trousers.
YES!
Haha. The end of that is fucking funny.
People like that are the reason the working classes voted to leave. Fucking hell, the state of it.
Whilst I do the same (fucking love a good pair of shorts) I'd roll up the shirt sleeves.
FWIW (fuck all) I've always reckoned a nice shirt and good shorts looks a lot smarter than the kind of dadwear option of crap next shirt, shapeless jeans and school shoes.
Mert's dressed well in that picture despite being obese
Clueless.
I bet it was funnier when it wasn't dubbed, too.
Mert looks about 45.
It looks really odd to me how his neck is the same width as his head.
Jesus, at least put your phone away whilst dining with the family.
...inches around his stomach.
Here's me drunk in a taxi next to a disappointed Dutch man.
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