Wow, so edgy.
Wow, so edgy.
Edgy is going around calling a guy who spent a solid hour trying to type out positive, morale boosting life advice "cancer" because of some weirdo grudge on an internet forum or a slight difference of opinion elsewhere.
Looketh my field in which i grow my fucks
As you can see it is absolutely fuckin barren
You quite clearly do give a fuck seeing as you're still whining about it.
In other news, Samadini's only gone and got fucking engaged.
Seriously worried about my lack of life achievements at this point.
Who's got the grudge?Originally Posted by bruhnaldo
Maybe your field isn't yielding produce because the soil is too salty.
Yeah, I care so little I'm going to take every post to heart and rant about it endlessly. Storming off again would probably convince us all you're really serious about not caring.
I love how it always turns into "oh it's just jokes don't take it to heart there's no grudgeeeee" as soon as people get called on their shit.
Piss up a rope my boy it's nothing to me. Talk shit to me but you haven't even farted in the direction of the guy who sent your misses his johnson lol
Jesus Christ you really are on the ropes.
Don't have another bruhkdown, man.
What is happening?
I don't really know. Bruh isn't responding to everything with snark and everyone's rounding on him.
He's put in a couple of comments that aren't great himself. I say we exterminate everyone.
The seetheometer is off the scale.
He managed to also pick the one resort where his high school crush was also staying almost breaking him before his big moment. He battled through with enough booze to pop the question.
What a lad.
WhatsApp cunts.
Take that slander back, I am not in no WhatsApp. We went to uni together so we're friends on FB and I saw the picture.
FB cunts.
IRL friend having cunts.
Uni friend cunts
Cunts.
Now that wasn't so hard, was it?
Actually lol'd
Getting weird now. Bring back Wedge.
She's gone.
And no Mert I'm not moving to the Caribbean to be a cocktail maker.
What happened?
Chucked out? Gone to Mums? Big row? Kickboxer?
Shit.
You okay?
Maybe the question we should be asking is: is she?
I know it's not the time for humour but I'd just like to point out that this is page 69, Nice.
Sad news man.
I reckon she's under the patio.
It was inevitable, and a long time coming judging by your posts in here. Probably doesn't feel like it right now, but it really is for the best.*
*Assuming you haven't murdered her.
Seriously, someone check on him.
Lewis has the strongest venn diagram of unemployed/lack of empathy for lols. I vote he goes.
The post and lack of follow up still has me thinking he's going to arrive later with a punchline and nothings gone on. It is Magic after all.
No punchline. I'm trying to work things out financially at the moment.
Sad to hear it Magic, but you'll be fine and probably happier in the long run.
Sorry to hear that so. Easy all of us saying it'll be for the best (sounds like it will be) but that's not something to be digesting right now. Hopefully you're doing ok yourself.
Yeah I'm fine, it's like a normal day tbh I guess it'll sink in after a couple of weeks. I have nowhere to move out to that is free, my mum and dad both have partners so fuck that.
I think she'll move back in here after a week or so at her mums, and I'll have to either sleep on the sofa or move out to rented accommodation, but still pay the mortgage. It's tied in until 2019 (). That's fine because we'll split down the middle on it's sale without having to heave a chunk to a cunt solicitor.
Biggest fear after that is her moving our child from the best primary school in the city because her arsehole family live on the other side of town (like 8 miles away so hardly fucking next city is it). And that is also my biggest fear; them moving to some shithole area.
Next biggest fear is the potential 'STEP-FATHER' scenario. I hated mine so...
Financially we're £650 down on the credit card and have two loans to clear. So lol at that entire shitshow. Happy 5th birthday, your present is divorce! \o/
Not great, but the bitch said she hated me and hated this life, so fuck her. It would be far worse if I actually cared about her. Her uncle is still in love with his wife who left him 5 years ago for a colleague. That must suck balls. She kept the house and the kids as well. DANG.
Jesus, sorry to hear that, Magic.
Are you also going to sort out access to your daughter by yourselves? Probably best to get that sorted early doors so you're not facing a one-day-every-two-weeks scenario and it gets bitter.
Call. A. Fuckin'. Attorney. Lad.
Sorry Magic. Seems like it was inevitable but still can't be much fun at the moment.
Take your daughter
fuck off here to Orlando
take on new names
I'll sort you guys out some fake ID's (I got a guy)
meet a beautiful, loving, Latina goddess who will take care of you both
?????????????????
Profit.
Sorry to hear that magic.
You need to prepare in case it turns nasty. Have the material etc to hand, even if you ultimately don't need it.
What was the straw that broke the camel's back? This can't have come out of nowhere.
Magic
Drinks on me next time I'm in Scotland, which will be never, but if you find yourself in Sweden then.
My sister had to have an abortion, conceived with her lunatic ex-boyfriend. Confided in the wife, who subsequently told my other sister, who told my step-mum, who told my dad, who told my sister that her 'trust had been breached'. It all kicked off, wife got the blame, I had to have an argument with my dad and try and get everyone together again, wife kept saying I didn't stick up for her (how can I defend that? even though I did stick up for her I didn't say because I wasn't sure how it would be recieved), if she'd have just kept her fucking mouth shut so it all came to a head last night and she was greetin' saying 'all I need is a cuddle' but it's easy to say that when you've just called someone out for everything under the sun. She said she was leaving and I said good fuck off you cunt.
This morning, packed the bags, gone. Don't know where, don't know for how long. Wean has gone with her, even though I dropped her at school this morning. So yeah I'll take it as it comes, her friend is 'having a break' from her long term boyfriend/father of her children so I think that's given her confidence to try it, but I told her I don't do breaks it's all or nothing I'm not a mug.
Been having a look at wei flats to rent, lol @ potentially 50% of my monthly income going towards accommodation.
Fuck me.
She'll be back within the week wanting to move back in, Magic. Are you prepared to stick this out when she does? It seems like the sensible thing to do but then so has it seemed this whole time.
I dunno. I really love Spotify and my BT Sport so I'm not sure if I could handle sitting in my unwashed pants eating beans out of a tin listening to neighbours fighting.
I know there's two sides of every story, but if your side is anywhere near true then you're better off being shot of her. You're still young, you can still be a brilliant dad to your kid and find someone who you're not going to detest.
You're putting a lot of weight on 'can' there.
Less hassle with a webcam slut.
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