I've heard that the only thing that brings that family together is lolling at what Magic posts in here.
I've heard that the only thing that brings that family together is lolling at what Magic posts in here.
You shouldn't laugh at someone's real life misfortune. Care to share any stories of your relationships?Originally Posted by Lewis
I'm too busy with this place.
Virginia?
And what a hideous cunt she is.
Yeah. The lol still stands.
I love how these were slipped in.
Commiserations to her dragon, though, obviously.
The bearded dragon was a bit shit, truth be told. There were plenty of nights where it didn't eat all the crickets it was fed so they'd chirp all night, which meant I'd have to wake Girl up to kill them. #tbt
Why couldn't you kill them yourself?
He's not a monster
Aye, that's quite clearly not my job.
Do it for America pussy
Well she's Puerto Rican and Cuban so
Regardless, you will likely never have another opportunity to date a tight glowing with fertility 18 year old in your life. Why would you do anything except celebrate your good fortune let alone question it.
Hey Mert mate how old is your sister?
18. I'd fuck up any 28 year old who tried to mess with her.
It's a damn shame she's not going to McGill.
I was a stressed out psycho when my sister turned 18.
Could you fuck up a group of frat guys that fuck her simultaneously Bob Loblaw?
Mert she is going to get whole reams of frat boys chucking it up her and may well end up turning to more experienced lads to show her the ropes as well. You won't be fucking anyone up as your all mouth so pipe down. Look in the mirror, put your hand to your neck and grasp around a bit. You should find a crank. Got it? Good now turn it and wind your neck in.
Pathetic.
Yes you are. Pathetic lickspittle gobshite that literally nobody likes. Back. In. Your. Box.
I like John.
Funniest thing I've heard all year.
You're mistaken. I was calling your turn of phrase pathetic.
Interesting that you have such deep knowledge of the board's opinions a fortnight after finding us on Google though.
@Mert My point is how about we treat young females in a way in which we would like our sisters to be treated.
Probably not gonna happen though.
Two weeks reading your tripe and the general tone of it is more than enough time to get it all worked out.
I like John. He's an awful cunt, but I like him.
Can we just make note of mert describing a sibling as "glowing with fertility."
What kind of Fritzl fuck dungeon do you live in?
John is a babe. He just comes across as aggressive because that's what Glaswegians do.
Mert is Alpha as fuck so you can guarantee he's fucked the fertility right out of his sister.
This is it, he's our awful cunt.
We could if that's what he did. Although he did once accuse me of fucking my sister because I lolled at him getting no responses to his request for a meet, so those dark thoughts are obviously there.
Ah. Still, why describe a young adult like that, mert? When I saw the 18 year old next door I just thought, "Too young." I don't sit there thinking about the raw, biological possibilities. At some age, you just see them as children. 28 is usually that age.
Half + 7.
Bang on.
This is the thing. He's too familiar to be a no0b. You can't pick up the in-jokes etc. that quickly.
I like John too, less fond of a 'new' member joining and immediately throwing apeshit insults around at any opportunity.
Horace comes across a nonce tbh
Why don't you fuck off you piece of shit?this is why no new members join up. You can shove your board up your cunt. Horace out.
Goodbye sweet prince
Shame to lose the farm smart perspective.
Chill out Horace.
NO YOU CALM DOWN.
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I can't think of any reg-based puns.
08:01AM
It was a needless, wanker comment by John to set him off there, but if he's going to get furious about it then the place probably isn't for him.
Play it cool hammer.
An obvious re-reg, but who?
Smiffy.
What a tart
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