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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I'm not sure myself. She went but I don't know if it was permanent or temporary or what happened after that. Boydy has been pushing like fuck for answers
    He's probably waiting for a chance to swoop in.

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    I’m in for a fiver

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    So that's Pepe pledging £100 via PM and spikes in for a fiver. You've gotta do it RL.

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    I'll go in for £20 too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    I fucking hated one of my ex’s mums and the feeling was more than mutual. You have my sympathy RL. It makes shit awkward across the board.

    The only POSSIBLE route to civility from here is to own it, whilst accepting you have massively overreacted. Let things cool down for a bit, then sit them down and explain - without 4 letter words - why you erupted. I’d try to finish on the conclusion that you’re never going to be bezzing it, but you both love their daughter so you are stuck with each other. From there you can probably achieve an uncomfortably over the top politeness for all future interactions.
    I can ignore how they treat me (usually), but mostly it's how they treat her that really pisses me off.

    I honestly fucking hate her mum so much.

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    Then fucking clothesline her, dickhead

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    You've known these people for years, right? If you really hate them that much then it's been a top effort to avoid an outburst till this long.

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    It's fine, they're bound to have thought you were a cunt all along, this just confirms their suspicions. And who doesn't enjoy that?

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    When are we getting stories of how many sloots you've slashed Spoons?

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    When I smash a sloot I actually like I'll tell you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonsky View Post
    You've known these people for years, right? If you really hate them that much then it's been a top effort to avoid an outburst till this long.
    There's been fairly obvious tension at times, but no I've never snapped before.

    And yeah I've known them since I was 13 (now 26).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonsky View Post
    When I smash a sloot I actually like I'll tell you.

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    Spoonsky can legally shag women (or men, whichever, I'm not judging) now? Fucking hell I feel old.

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    He's American. He could fuck a Senator.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soldier View Post
    Spoonsky can legally shag women (or men, whichever, I'm not judging) now? Fucking hell I feel old.
    Actually because I took a year off I'm at least a year older than almost everyone I know here...

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    You're a 20 year old freshman yeah? Crazy ish. It's probably better in the long run that way honestly though

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    It's definitely better for me at least. Wouldn't want to be going in as an 18yo pleb.

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    Girlfriend's just asked me if it's possible for me to change my foundation post application to another area of the country so we could move away from everyone next year

    It's not possible, but still.

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    You'd escape your mothers ladle.

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    I've honestly no idea where your thing about my mum hitting me with a ladle has come from.

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    She threatened you when we were playing Rocket League because you didn't tidy your room as potential buyers were coming the next day, no?

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    Oh maybe

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Girlfriend's just asked me if it's possible for me to change my foundation post application to another area of the country so we could move away from everyone next year

    It's not possible, but still.
    So the outburst worked?

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    Potentially yes.

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    Got married today. The crowd in the court was every bit as lol as you would imagine a court in Missouri to be.

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    Was it a scam marriage?

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    No, we've been together for seven years. It was a convenience marriage though, in that if either of us gets a job, then we can both stay and if neither of us finds anything, then we can fuck off to France/Mexico.

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    Oh congratulations then mate.

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    Pepe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    Got married today. The crowd in the court was every bit as lol as you would imagine a court in Missouri to be.
    Well in, lad.

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    Nice one Peps.

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    Congratulations 🍻

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    No, we've been together for seven years. It was a convenience marriage though, in that if either of us gets a job, then we can both stay and if neither of us finds anything, then we can fuck off to France/Mexico.
    You old romantic.

    Congratulations P dog.

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    A French wife. Living the dream.

    Congrats, Pepe.

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    I have this idea that French women are good looking, drama queens, always wear sexy underwear but are somewhat underwhelming in the sack.


    Can you confirm, Pepe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammer View Post
    She's back in a couple of weeks

    Been chatting basically every day on Whatsapp/Facebook Chat since she left. Not sure if it's gonna be a hugely affectionate 'airport scene in Love Actually' type reunion or if it's going to be a subdued, very British 'go to the pub all casually and then take her home later' kind of thing, but either way I can't fucking wait. She's ace.
    We were supposed to meet at noon today but she's arriving on a later train because she was looking at dog memes on the internet and lost track of time

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    That's a deal-breaker, surely? Having little enough shame about it to tell you that's the reason definitely is.

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    What? Sounds cool to me.

    Getting fucked off about something like that seems like a right little precious thing to do, so that would seem to me like an indicator that maybe she's not too much maintenance.

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    Few things make me seethe more than perpetual lateness.

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    If it's perpetual, it's a different story. That's French woman behaviour right there.

    Right, Pepe?

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    My brother in law is late for everything. We look after his dog fairly regularly, and he's always at least an hour late dropping him off. Most of the time it makes no difference, but sometimes we're planning on going out as soon as he arrives, so we're sat waiting for up to 2 hours sometimes. He never has an excuse and always lies about being "on his way" when he's clearly in the gym or something.

    It's actually cost him his previous relationship, as his girlfriend tried everything to try and get him to actually be on time for stuff, but she gave up.

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    she sounds zany. does she like gin, Hammer ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    My brother in law is late for everything. We look after his dog fairly regularly, and he's always at least an hour late dropping him off. Most of the time it makes no difference, but sometimes we're planning on going out as soon as he arrives, so we're sat waiting for up to 2 hours sometimes. He never has an excuse and always lies about being "on his way" when he's clearly in the gym or something.

    It's actually cost him his previous relationship, as his girlfriend tried everything to try and get him to actually be on time for stuff, but she gave up.
    Not even sure if that qualifies as "lateness" or just complete nonchalans to be honest. To me someone who is always late is maybe 5-10 minutes late usually to meeting up, and sometimes arrives 30 minutes late when there's a group or something.

    But that bloke sounds a bit different.

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    Fuck off with your Swedish words.

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    Ät skit

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    I don't like being late but I'm utterly incapable of starting to get ready until the very last possible minute. It used to drive my housemates wild because, if we were all going somewhere, I'd intentionally be the last person ready just so I didn't have to wait for anyone else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    I don't like being late but I'm utterly incapable of starting to get ready until the very last possible minute. It used to drive my housemates wild because, if we were all going somewhere, I'd intentionally be the last person ready just so I didn't have to wait for anyone else.
    There's also the matter of trying to conveniently avoid people. I'm out with all my close friends tonight for a Christmas meal but the girlfriend of one of them is truly insufferable (everyone in the group thinks this and he's obviously unaware). Need to time it late enough so that I'm not left alone with them to begin with but not so late that the only seat left is next to her.

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