Look at Browning spunking himself over an NXT wrestler before they've even debuted. Do I need to drag up some old posts where you've killed people for doing that?
Look at Browning spunking himself over an NXT wrestler before they've even debuted. Do I need to drag up some old posts where you've killed people for doing that?
He only said that about all the crap ones. Isn't she often compared to John Cena? Exactly.
It's more a reference to you and waffelz laughing when I said she carried her matches with Sasha, which I maintain she did. Sasha came out the other day and said Bayley is the best on the roster so I'm already claiming the win. Sasha really has done nothing.
@7om, of course.
Lewis knows.
Is anyone else getting the constant "WE WANT YOU BACK" emails from WWE? If you want me back so bad make me an offer, don't just mention one match that's on at WM. Offer me a free month or I'm staying put.... until Sunday.
'What's your gimmick, love?'
'Well, you know how my dad is Ric Flair?'
'Oh yeah?'
'That.'
I still don't know why Tamina Snuka isn't allowed to just flatten everybody, since I'm more than happy to let them use Big Mammy Cool.
Let me win or my dad will murder you.
I'm still working on the assumption that women's matches are pointless. Am I wrong?
No. They will always be pointless.
So this all kicks off at 9:30 and runs until 4am. Fucking hell.
Edit- misread it. 10:30 start.
Just looking at the card again and that IC title match gets worse every time I look at it. It's hard to make a proper arse of a ladder match but other than possibly the slightly yawnsome Dolph Ziggler I'm not actually sure why most/all of those lot are getting title shots (other than to let them do a ladder match.)
Pick one and build a proper match.
Is that 9:30 on Sunday? UK time, I mean.
Yea apparently the US title match is a network exclusive thing starting at 5:30 EST (so 10:30 UK, not 9:30) and then there's a 1 hour pre show starting at 11.
Let's just take time to appreciate that Zack Ryder has a Wrestlemania match.
Also Bayley > All Divas.
Mojo Rawley's been carrying that team for months now too.
It's just hit me that The Rock's role is almost certainly going to be helping Reigns in the main event given his build up with HHH. They've tried that before though and it still failed.
That was only raising his hand afterwards. Now if he actually came out and won the title for him...
People would hate the rock too.
Sad news, Mrs John Cena has been told she can't ever return full time.
They should rush her into the Hall of Fame like they did Edge.
Agreed, Sting can wait. All he ever did was sit on rafters looking menacing anyway.
And kill Rick Rood's back.
Here are the Wrestlemania odds, from Paddy Power:
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I find it absolutely mental they let you bet on stuff like WWE and TV Shows.
Anyone with anything about them on the production team would make an absolute fortune.
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If I'm reading that right Ryder is 2nd favourite to win the IC title? And they've suspended betting on the Hulkster turning up?
Who the fuck is Beadle?
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I took that Intercontinental match as a way of weeding out the pish before Tonga Jeff turns up on Raw. They're surely not going to waste him in that shithouse Battle Royal.
Tonga Jeff.
(I've never seen a match of his.)
EDIT: Just went back to the Titanic to see when Lewis first called him that and found a post where I'd read an article with some chap calling Sami Zayn the world's best wrestler. I'll hope that I've only seen about 5% of his ability so far if that's to even be arguable.
Tonga Jeff had a few quality triple threats for the TNA Title, but I found most of his matches forgettable.
When the other guys in the ring are Christopher Daniels and AJ Styles, you can probably sit back and relax.
Tonga Jeff is interesting because he actually looks like he could fill people in, so if they just book him to go around doing that it works. If he starts cutting shit, WCW style promos (fat lad facing the camera is a legend) or trying to be fun it sinks.
Watching some Wrestlemania X7.
Shane's coast-to-coast.
I have about 3 hours to kill on my own (which is a fucking novelty these days) so might give last night's show a watch.
Now watching the RAW after Wrestlemania 17 and Stone Cold just said to somebody in the crowd, "Shut up, ya little bastard."
Probably made his life. I'm still living off the time Ken Kennedy called me an asshole.
There's now big rumors of a major surprise return at Wrestlemania. I'll spoiler it below.
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It was an April Fool, I'm sure.
I really hope so. There is a much more likely one going around today.
I'm not too interested in that yet though. I need to watch TakeOver: Dallas. There's apparently a match of the year candidate in there.
Why is the US title match on the kickoff show?
I don't have particularly high expectations for it but still, that's a bit wank.
It's actually on before the pre-show even officially starts. They should have just put it on Smackdown.
That plus the tag-titles not being defended. Fuck off.
They have to fit in a 40 minute HHH promo to start the show plus his entrance plus various video package recaps of his opening promo and entrance. There is no other way.
Who's getting the entrance video featuring a bald eagle saluting Old Glory with a tear running down its cheek with Cena out?
I suppose the League of Nations are against New Day so them. Just have the eagle eating Booty-Os at the same time so it's more fitting.
They'll roll that out when Trump takes the stage.
The US title match is meant to be opening the show, and I'm sure I read somewhere that the Andre battle royal is back on the main card too. Probably put the Roman Reigns match on Youtube instead.
It's "opening the show" in the sense that it's on the network before the official pre-show. It's on at 10-30 UK time.
The crowd at the NXT show