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    Don't go breaking Mahowt

    Its been a couple of days since we've learned about events in Ukraine.

    Personally, the suspense is stripping me apart.

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    That thread name.

    EDIT: That smiley.

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    I've never learned about any event in Ukrainian.

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    Neither have I lee. Maybe we should ask mahow to cam and explain.

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    I bottled it.

    I've told her that I wont go to Ukraine as I'm too scared and she told me to go fuck myself.

    Game over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foe View Post
    Neither have I lee. Maybe we should ask mahow to cam and explain.
    Genuine LOL from me. I'm not even ashamed to admit it.

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    Why is an update token so long?

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    Such a shame. Her understanding response to you not fancying a jaunt to a warzone suggests she really cared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mahow View Post
    I bottled it.

    I've told her that I wont go to Ukraine as I'm too scared and she told me to go fuck myself.

    Game over.
    Finally admitting to trollage.

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    That's it? Fucking hell. That ended quickly.

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    Good thing you only rented that webcam, mahow.

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    Time to hit Tinder.

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    Are you still modding her chatroom?

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    Time to give us a link.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Are you still modding her chatroom?
    Why would she grant him that wonderful privilege now he's gone and pissed her off? Oh yeah...

    Then again, surely there can't be many jumping at the chance of replacing him - even 'how admitted he disliked it.

    Mahow - I don't know whether I'm more sympathetic or relieved. Either way, sorry you've lost an outlet for comfort. Good luck working on a (perhaps what might be considered 'healthier'?) channel.

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    He'll be a religious zealot in a couple of weeks, no doubt.

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    Get hammer to take mahow to his weirdo club. There's plenty of adultery to go around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Merse View Post
    Why would she grant him that wonderful privilege now he's gone and pissed her off? Oh yeah...

    Then again, surely there can't be many jumping at the chance of replacing him - even 'how admitted he disliked it.

    Mahow - I don't know whether I'm more sympathetic or relieved. Either way, sorry you've lost an outlet for comfort. Good luck working on a (perhaps what might be considered 'healthier'?) channel.
    Well, the thing is...

    Pretty much the whole thing was made up, I'm on this site looking at loads of girls almost all of the time. I'm not close to any of them, I was just bored so fabricated the whole thing.

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    Yeah, yeah. Don't try to save face now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mahow View Post
    Well, the thing is...

    Pretty much the whole thing was made up, I'm on this site looking at loads of girls almost all of the time. I'm not close to any of them, I was just bored so fabricated the whole thing.
    Stop trying to pawn off your mental instability as trolling. It was all fucking true and we know it.

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    Not having that at all. Either this whole thing never happened and we were trolled or he's made that last bit up to get us off his back.

    You can't throw me off the scent that quickly, pal.

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    Not surprising that he says that now but the cunt should still be banned for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Yeah, yeah. Don't try to save face now.
    Alright.

    I'll send some selfies from the plane, mate.

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    I knew he was going to say it was made up when it went wrong. Embrace the mental-ness of it, Mahow.

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    And there it is. What a grade A pleb you are. Are you tapped?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mahow View Post
    Well, the thing is...

    Pretty much the whole thing was made up, I'm on this site looking at loads of girls almost all of the time. I'm not close to any of them, I was just bored so fabricated the whole thing.
    Permaban the cunt.

    Right now.

    It's not so much that it was a lie, but that it was a lie and you've ended it. I'd have been perfectly happy with my ignorance, this tale knocked what seemed like hours off my weekly commutes.

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    He's bottled it and is now pretending he was just trolling because all you dickheads who were saying that's what he was doing gave him that way out.

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    Begs the question of what else has been made up. Thankfully I called this from the very beginning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Merse View Post
    Permaban the cunt.

    Right now.

    It's not so much that it was a lie, but that it was a lie and you've ended it. I'd have been perfectly happy with my ignorance, this tale knocked what seemed like hours off my weekly commutes.
    I decided to end the whole joke as I just couldn't be bothered with the updates anymore.

    I might come up with another mental tale towards the end of the year though, be prepared.

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    But it won't be the same... Once bitten, twice shy... Once burnt, erm...

    It's like being cheated on (again).

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    I'm hurt by your disdain for the community.

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    What did we all expect from TTH's most boring poster? A wonderfully creative story about befriending Russian rebels and having a military escort straight to the camwhore's vulva whilst fighting off the Ukranian military? It ran it's course a while ago and was good whilst it lasted.

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    Change his name to Faghow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Merse View Post
    But it won't be the same... Once bitten, twice shy... Once burnt, erm...

    It's like being cheated on (again).
    Oh shit, this is the saddest post on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    Change his name to Faghow.
    Three points or leave? This will be similar to a Supreme Court judgement. A precedent will be set early on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Three points or leave? This will be similar to a Supreme Court judgement. A precedent will be set early on.
    Kiko already warned us that there will be ZERO TOLERANCE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    I'm hurt by your disdain for the community.
    I thought about the whole story when watching the cams, decided to make it Ukraine due to links with my Dad and obviously all the problems.

    I had a laugh with the updates and you all laughed at the mentalness of the story, it was all good fun.

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    I'm calling bull****

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    Is bullshit banned or is AE being a woman?

    Edit: A woman...

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    It probably was all made up but it can hardly go down as a win for Mahow given it shouldn't be at all believable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toby View Post
    It probably was all made up but it can hardly go down as a win for Mahow given it shouldn't be at all believable.
    I was stunned that so many were actually believing some aspects.

    I thought I had killed it when I brought in Mert, I was sure it would be far too obvious.

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    Brought in Mert? What?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luca View Post
    Brought in Mert? What?
    The Turk...

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    I missed the Mert stuff. Saw someone comment about it but didn't bother to go back.

    I believed it for a good while, but when Mahow posted about 3 times in an row talking about how he had crippling social anxiety I became suspicious. Nobody like that would even contemplate flying to another country to meet someone they didn't even know.

    Still, it was brilliant while it lasted.

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    I'm glad it was all made up...

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    Well it just makes you out to be a cunt, actually. I know this is 'da internetz' where anything goes but to go into such detail and drag it on for weeks either means you're mentally ill or an arsehole.

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    Wedghow?

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    He's not making it up.

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    Professional job, how. Nicely done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Browning View Post
    I missed the Mert stuff. Saw someone comment about it but didn't bother to go back.

    I believed it for a good while, but when Mahow posted about 3 times in an row talking about how he had crippling social anxiety I became suspicious. Nobody like that would even contemplate flying to another country to meet someone they didn't even know.

    Still, it was brilliant while it lasted.
    He's mentioned that before.

    I'm still not buying this was made up.

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