Look, does anybody really WANT to see City complete a treble given it will have all the charm and underdog feel-good factor of the son of a billionaire buying his first Lambo? Exactly. So why don't we just take the month off?
Or at the very least just pretend Fiorentina vs. West Ham is the only game of note happening this month. I think we'd all be much happier that way.
Also I see Messi's departure from PSG is confirmed. Hope he fucks off to Saudi, the money-grubbing twat.
For Spikey:
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In the absence of any real analysis of the very high chance that Southend are due a Hollywood takeover, have a picture of Ron Martin's hair seamlessly transplanted onto the Rock's head.
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