Why do goalkeepers shout AWAY when a corner comes in? Are professional defenders not aware of this ambition?
Why do goalkeepers shout AWAY when a corner comes in? Are professional defenders not aware of this ambition?
Is this the preshow for the shower of shite that's going to happen this afternoon then?
No the other thread is.
Crystal Palace are fielding a player that doesn't have a wikipedia page, and I think about half the names on their bench are made up.
I've just noticed Glenn Murray has notched double figures in the league, on the plane.
Nah, Charlie Austin and Danny Ings have those seats reserved.
I'm just come to comment on Aurier doing two foul throws in one half of football Kill yourself.
How can you keep doing foul throws? That's three in a game.
I'd look into suspicious betting as soon as he did one.
I've just turned this on, but if Fosu-Mensah doesn't get at least fifteen games for United next season Ryan Giggs should be the manager.
Looks like Martial on the left and Sanchez on the right
18-0 Utd.
That would have been some goal from Chelsea.
Can't get the ball
0-18 Chelsea.
United would have about 10 more points if their shirts were a proper United shade of red rather than this luminous nonsense.
I haven't got a clue what formation we are playing. It almost seems like Lukaku is on the right...
We'll probably lose this 3-0, but those first three minutes were among the most exhilarating of my life.
I think it makes sense to see every tactical decision from here until the end of the season as one long MIND GAME against the Paulp Ogba camp.
If only Ferguson had spotted the player Danny Drinkwater was going to turn into, they wouldn't have needed to spend all that money on Pogba in the first place.
Scott McTominay exists for a £18 million move to Newcastle/Villa/Watford in the summer.
Shit 'keeper get him sold.
Shambles from De Gea there. And McTomminay completely switched off.
I don’t know if you can blame De Gea for that. Willian proper thumped that.
#MourinhoOut
All seething aside that shot was sexy.
Should Valencia not have just stepped up there and left them all 3 miles offside?
Nice keeping from the human sieve De Gea. Not sure where the left side of your defence was though.
That was nice between Sanchez, Martial and Lukaku.
Why wasn't the game stopped for a head injury to Christensen? Health and safety mate.
That's a brilliant goal.
EDIT: Think my stream is a bit behind lol
The key point there for those of us in his fan club was that at every stage in that goal he actually played his weight and help people off. If he did that consistently it would make up for a lot of the other annoying things he does.
Hazard really needs to shoot more. Far too unselfish .
The referee should be sacked for that.
10 yards back from the foul and the ref didn't even know they had restarted but went with it.
If Hazard took a shot even about 25% more often it would be quite nice.
Pogba had all the fucking space in the world to twat that.
Morata just isn’t very good at kicking a ball.
Might I suggest Conte's traditional full back switch might be Emerson in place of the useless murderer.
I doubt I could get to Manchester in time, mate.
This is alright now, with Ogba shaking Kante off and getting into it, but there is still nothing on the right. 'Alexis' has the intelligence to come in when necessary, so why not just have him there nominally?
We should just keep raining shots in on biscuit hands by the looks of it. Target their weak player.