Do you turn into a massive prick when drunk? If not, tell her to piss off and do what you want.Originally Posted by Queenslander
Do you turn into a massive prick when drunk? If not, tell her to piss off and do what you want.
I am the most laid back individual in the State of Queensland. I have moved onto semillon sauvignon blanc and life could not be smoother.
Thought as much. I hate to go all Mert, but you seriously can't be taking that stuff.
Picking up my car tomorrow (and driving it home, which should be lol as it'll be my first ever drive on my own) and then on Saturday, cricket is back
Sunday and Monday, goodness, the relaxation on offer.
Off to Greece to see my parents for a week tomorrow.
Lol
Do the Funk Seoul Brothers understand bank holidays or will they be rattling the office doors at 7am tomorrow wondering where everyone is?Picking up my car tomorrow (and driving it home, which should be lol as it'll be my first ever drive on my own) and then on Saturday, cricket is back
Sunday and Monday, goodness, the relaxation on offer.
I just thought of James. He's not around since ages, is he?
Awkward.
Weather gone pretty shit for this weekend now.
I hear he's heading for Greece shortly. It's raining like fuck over there which is a bit of a shitter. Spikey would probably find it funny though.
Speaking of James, where's Magic Johnson these days?
These guys love a Great British Bank Holiday. They always use them to do really stereotypical things like go on the London Eye, or take the family to Venice and not understand it. The people who seethe about it are the Chinese customers. They really do not fuck around over there.
ReMarc is an OG Junglist, Dugz is a London radio DJ who's been around for time.
Listened to a Dugz mix earlier and it was class, so I'll give ReMarc a listen in a bit.
Curry and beer for me tonight.
Tomorrow a drive up to Strathlachlan for lunch and some mooching.
Saturday Rangers game and Sunday some family visiting.
Monday a trip down to Largs and maybe over to Arran for a bit if it's nice.
Easter
I saw an extra-large hat in m&s the other day and tried it on just to see if I could ever pull off the hat look and it just sat on top of my skull. Not to be.
Does Scotland do Friday and Monday as the holidays then? I thought they might be like us and do the Monday and Tuesday. I have no idea why we do that here.Curry and beer for me tonight.
Tomorrow a drive up to Strathlachlan for lunch and some mooching.
Saturday Rangers game and Sunday some family visiting.
Monday a trip down to Largs and maybe over to Arran for a bit if it's nice.
Easter
Either is better than the Monday only one here.
Christ. I thought you lot down there would be mad for Good Friday.
The still have the alcohol sale ban in place, this will be the last year of it though, but there's no public holiday for it.
Yeah, Friday and Monday and then I've taken today and Tuesday off as well.
My old place didn't get the Friday either, think it may be just a bank holiday as opposed to public (no idea what the difference is)
We get the first Monday in April off for some reason and neither of Good Friday or Easter Monday.
Ended up going to a BISTRO @Magic in South Queensferry for lunch today. Very nice it was too. A spot of mooching on the cards now.Curry and beer for me tonight.
Tomorrow a drive up to Strathlachlan for lunch and some mooching.
Saturday Rangers game and Sunday some family visiting.
Monday a trip down to Largs and maybe over to Arran for a bit if it's nice.
Easter
Just eaten as Easter egg
Stag do was pretty good despite me not knowing anyone and everyone else knowing each other. Spent over a hundred quid.
Sleeping off his fish and chips.
Dead.
12 pubs was good. Well, 7 pubs from when I arrived. Went to a proper rough place at 6, full of bald blokes with ropy old tattoos, and a bloke loudly and unsubtly buying cocaine on the phone. Got plenty of wussy indie music on the greb pub jukebox, got to see loads of random people I hadn't seen for ages and misguidedly snogged my old fling. Didn't get to see Merse, but all in all it was a good evening. Still awaiting the photos.
This was the POSSE that had assembled when I arrived. Deffo shouldn't have chopped off the beard, oops.
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This is the last one, just before I drunkenly tried to snog my old flame and had to take myself to bed. Pretty tragic effort considering I arrived 5 hours after the majority, and plenty stayed out until 3ish.
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Looks...wild, mate!
A totally fair and justified dig from anyone else, mate. I know this is the kind of wild debauchery you wish you could still get involved with. Ditch the wife and come next year.
Looks...wild, mate!
Nnnnnnnng.
So many friends.
That poor old bastard at the front.
'They're taking the piss, mate.'
'No, how can th... They all say I'm a legend.'
Pub crawls with a group of folk is always great. Standard photo with abdy all not looking at the correct camera.
The kid in the tracksuit is wearing the same one in a different colour and striking the same pose as he was in the photo you posted from a prior night. Someone on the night must have noticed and brought that up.
That prior night was a year ago, and he wears a different colour version of that tracksuit and strikes that pose every night of his life so I think it would be a bit awkward if anyone brought it up now really. I think that's just the role he's decided to play.
Hipster Harry Secombe next to him picked the best role.
I said this about the last version but if you look at the daylight pic of igor's, I genuinely think the only thing that would make me (blind) suggest a year in the 2000s would be the t-shirt cut and lazy neckbeard of the central, better looking guy.
Dennis Nedry at the front is certainly repping the early 90s.
I like the people at the extreme ends. On the left you have an excellent 'Ashley Cole at Roma', and on the right you have someone who's recently decided to change his look but doesn't yet have the wardrobe to pull it off.
Also, second from right in the striped top has absolutely no hope of fastening that jacket.
Back row left could be pasted into any picture from an eighties acid house night and he'd look correct.
Ha, you're absolutely spot on re: geezer on the left. Older brother of a girl I know, seemed to hate every minute. Think he only came cus his siblings told him he had to. Sympathise cus being dragged to stuff you don't wanna do is shit. The fact alcohol is involved makes it worse I reckon, cus after about 4 pints at somewhere shit it is even harder to pretend you don't wanna curbstomp every other cunt there.
Also, thanks lads for Dennis Nedry and Harry Secombe, cus he's a good but quite annoying friend, and they'll be good for my fiery babyface promos when he's being a twat.
Just cycled home drunk from the train station. Surprisingly uneventful.
Why were you drinking at the train station?
Driving to Wisconsin to ride my bicycle in circles for a little while. Should be fun.
I was in Londaaan taaaan.
My deepest condolences.
Just because it's not Dublin.
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