just cut my beard off
just cut my beard off
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Shambles.
That was a bad idea.
Bad call, snaggle tooth.
You look like that Boss Baby.
You're a bunch of wankers
That's one of the strangest mugshots that's been uploaded on here.
From lumberjack to 11 year old in ten minutes.
Looks even younger than 11 tbh. Credit to your skin for a bit part of that, though.
i'll probably revert to beard quite quickly simply because i hate shaving and it only takes a fortnight or so to get back to full beard pretty much
mostly just did it cus i've lost a lot of weight and wanted to see if my cheekbones were vaguely more visible. deffo less chins under there than i remember
What a nose.
could do with trimming my nostrils actually
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i look like a fucking twink version of tubes from soccer am
If Jack Whitehall had a sitcom you could play his zany cunt brother.
Put some glasses on = Spoon.
He looks like someone I work with. Same hair, same dress sense and he'd look a right cunt without his beard too.
Had a pretty great weekend.
Family day on Saturday, went to a Easter Egg Hunt/Balloon show on Saturday then went to the park to feed ducks, have an ice cream and a walk round.
Daughter got dropped off at my mums yesterday as she was taking her away for a couple of days in her campervan. We then went to Callander and walked up Ben A'an, first I've done one of these in a while and it was a bit of a stretch, was blowing out my arse half way up but the views at the top (and the incredible burger & beer in Callander afterwards) more than made up for it.
Pretty successful all in.
So, up to London Thursday night. Going to Hospitality In The Dock (at the Tobacco Docks) on Friday:
Then Fabric after.
Saturday will be BBQ and then maybe out to some tranny shithole in Shoreditch 'cause my mate is a wanker, but there's enough disinterest to revolt and just chill at my mate's.
I'll hopefully visit CostCo for the first day at some stage as well.
I'm going on a stag do tomorrow. It's my step-brother from America (lives in). I can't stand any of them so it should be good. The prospective (American) father-in-law is going too so maybe I can talk him out of his daughter marrying in to such awful cuntery.
Leeds playing on Friday night so that's a nice way to break up said cuntery as the wedding is on Saturday.
Ah yeah, I'll miss our game on Friday. I was a bit worried about your lot a couple of weeks ago, but you seem to have turned dogshit.
In terms of putting points on the board yeah. Still we need to win if anything to prove to ourselves for that away leg in the play-offs.
12 Pubz IV this Saturday.
My mate organises it every year for his birthday. The hardcore start at pub one at midday in the Eastern depths of suburban Rugby, have a drink, move to pub two for 1pm, have a drink, etc, working your way towards and then through the centre of town, adding and shedding members as you go along. Just a pub crawl really, but it's always a great laugh. There was only about 5 people the first couple of years, but by the end there was about 30 last year.
This was our shit gang at pub 5 last year:
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Apparently that same kid in the window was at the same pub at the same time the previous year, which is either a funny coincidence or distressing insight into her upbringing.
I have work until 2, so won't be arriving until about 5pm, but that's probably for the best cus since I've cut down on my drinking I've become a massive lightweight - I was fucking trashed after 4 pints last week. Other than that I'll play fifa in my pants and sleep.
Move over, Tobias.
A young Robbie Coltrane on the wall there to the right.
Is that Henners behind you as well?
Coke heads galore.
I can't for the life of me figure out what the fancy dress theme is there?
The lad in the flat cap needs a slap for the flat cap.
I'd love to know why it was Pub 5 last year but it's Pub 4 this year.
Pub 5 as in the fifth pub I assume.Originally Posted by Adamski
I've got a house warming at a mate's on Saturday, fuck all else otherwise.
I have to remind myself it's not Friday tomorrow. Overtime on actual Friday followed by visiting the folks on actual Saturday. Might get myself over to Newcastle on Monday. Got no assignments for this weekend so I'm making the most (I'm not, like) of the downtime.
I've been thinking it's Friday all day today, mainly because I'm off for Easter from now, but also because I was somewhere today that I only usually be on a Friday.
Still though, lie on til 8 and a stinking fry for breakfast tomorrow and fuck work
In Rugby for the first time in a while this weekend for a Sunday wedding and planning to hit The Merchant and Quigs on Saturday so may bump into you reprobates.12 Pubz IV this Saturday.
My mate organises it every year for his birthday. The hardcore start at pub one at midday in the Eastern depths of suburban Rugby, have a drink, move to pub two for 1pm, have a drink, etc, working your way towards and then through the centre of town, adding and shedding members as you go along. Just a pub crawl really, but it's always a great laugh. There was only about 5 people the first couple of years, but by the end there was about 30 last year.
This was our shit gang at pub 5 last year:
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Apparently that same kid in the window was at the same pub at the same time the previous year, which is either a funny coincidence or distressing insight into her upbringing.
I have work until 2, so won't be arriving until about 5pm, but that's probably for the best cus since I've cut down on my drinking I've become a massive lightweight - I was fucking trashed after 4 pints last week. Other than that I'll play fifa in my pants and sleep.
Ask their carer if to take your picture if you do.
So, up to London Thursday night. Going to Hospitality In The Dock (at the Tobacco Docks) on Friday:
Then Fabric after.
Saturday will be BBQ and then maybe out to some tranny shithole in Shoreditch 'cause my mate is a wanker, but there's enough disinterest to revolt and just chill at my mate's.
I'll hopefully visit CostCo for the first day at some stage as well.
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Merchants is 11pm and Quiggleys is....9 I think. So I think it is pretty likely. Best TTH meet ever.
Decent rap verse.
That pub crawl sounds fun
I'm, for the first time in a while, broke. So I'm staying in for the weekend I think. Rubbish really.
If it wasn't for the bloke inside in the up to date United shirt, I'd have said that photo was definitely taken in the 80s. Tracksuit boy out front is putting a great shift in.
It has just dawned on me that Igor has a cube for a head. Looks like something out of minecraft.
Spikey, those in glass houses...
My head may be small, but it is appropriately rounded. Too round if anything, fat fuck that I am.
Am I the only one concerned that Igor is bringing a 7-year-old on his Pub Crawl?
Post-beard it's even more seedy.
Already balls deep in some Pale Ale and.... And already in trouble.for being boozy. Blokes if I can't get on a 4 day bender without getting in trouble what's the point of Easter aye?
Chocolate and virgins or something
I feel like I've been invalidated then.
I've never heard of the latter, but if I get in early enough I'll check them out.Bad Company
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