Because there are loads we've been to.
Middlesbrough
Crewe
Because there are loads we've been to.
Middlesbrough
Crewe
Widnes
I'm a twit
Wales
Funnily enough I found a twitter account of one of the guys from camathen that I lived with. I think it was the place you came round to. He's gone all-in on Apple, Welsh Independence and Trump.Originally Posted by Samadini
He once told me that AppleTV is called so because Granada saw the populatiry of the iPhone and rebranded to ITV so Apple couldn't use their normal nomenclature.
Lochgelly.
Johnstone.
Rockhampton
Nottingham
Hamilton (NZ, not Canada)
Arbroath
Coventry
Southend
Sparkhill / Sparkbrook
Plymouth.
Ukraine.
Andover
London.
Everywhere that isn't London
Thessaloniki
Athens
Croydon
Slough
Canvey Island
Everywhere else in the south is wonderful.
Luton.
The U S of A.
Mexico.
Malmö
Hull.
Southampton
Oh and Blackpool, fucking cesspit of a place.
I don’t understand how Jimmy has been to Canvey. I can drive there in 20 minutes and I’ve still only been there twice in 30 years.
What?
About 80% definitely qualifies.
I like the seaside, but everywhere near the coast is objectively crap.
The army guarded resorts should be their own independent countries and therefore don't count.
Resorts are part of the 80%. Vile shit.
Westport
Dungannon
Thurles
Dublin
Scotland
Corby
Houston
Have you ever been to Scotland?
I was in Glasgow and Edinburgh only last year and had even posted here about it.
Scotland, like The rest of Great Britain, is only shit where the people are. The countryside is meant to be some of the best in the world.
Must have been a memorable diary.
It's easy to take it for granted.
Especially when you're as devoid of emotion and ungrateful as Giggs.
I love a bit of scenery. As Spikey said, it's the people that make it shit.
Dundee and Leeds, ghastly shit.
Thurso!
The entire Scottish borders.
Yes that's a pointless place.
Limerick. Full of backwards cunts speaking some form of primitive language.
Longsight/Levenshulme.
Been out in it recently since the sister moved there. It's fucking brutal.
Rephrase this in the form of a limerick or gtfo.
And you.
Limerick is a bit shit,
Giggles got out of there quick,
The locals all frown,
the water is brown,
Even for Ireland they’re thick
"I'll write a poem!" said Spikey
(To prove that he wasn't a pikey)
Spikey GTFO
Your rhyme caused such woe
That old ItalAussie said, "Crikey!"
'A Limerick' only exists in the USA, sorry.
Limerick is full of sket cunts,
Their fannies are more like a gunt,
Your cock shrivels inside,
Your libido instantly dies,
But eight pints later you think "she's worth a punt"
One thing about Limerick is that if you got on the wrong side of them boys then you'd want to have a nice high pain threshold. The brother in law went to school with a guy that got the wire. Heard of it before myself in Lurgan and it'd always keep a mickey in check.
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