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    The guy in the Chinese said it'd be 20 minutes when I rang, so I went up after 20 and he said it would be another 15. Said ok and then after 10 mins he said he couldn't guarantee 15 and didn't know when it would be.

    Eating a burger now and if the lad in the Chinese is following instructions he's currently trying to fit a munchie box into his anus.

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    Enjoy your next order from that particular establishment with caution.

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    I won't be back near it, there's plenty of others. My only regret is that I hadn't time to wait for him to get it all ready before walking.

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    It’s not even 7 you dramatic tart.

    I’m sat waiting for mine. No anal insertions requested or implied.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    It’s not even 7 you dramatic tart.

    I’m sat waiting for mine. No anal insertions requested or implied.
    I want to be in bed by 10 and you couldn't go too soon after food.

    Anyway if he's said 'jaysus sorry I'm busy, can I give you a shout when it's ready' then no problems. But this 20 + 15 + indefinite and he can ram it down his pisspipe for all I care.

    Burger was lovely btw

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    I just threw up. Happy new year

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I want to be in bed by 10 and you couldn't go too soon after food.

    Anyway if he's said 'jaysus sorry I'm busy, can I give you a shout when it's ready' then no problems. But this 20 + 15 + indefinite and he can ram it down his pisspipe for all I care.

    Burger was lovely btw
    My kebab was next level. Chinese is for fannies.

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    Risotto was even better when I remembered I had chorizo in the fridge I could use. Made a fucking shit load too, so another 3 meals worth in the fridge.

    Have run out of squashies though, which is very upsetting.

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    Made it to 21:40.
    I'm a twit

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    I've joined the ranks of the stayer-inners, gents. For the first time ever too. There's been more than enough drinking in December (and one particularly horrendous hangover that I'm keen not to ever repeat) and I found myself asking the question earlier "do you really want to do this again", to which the answer was a resounding "no". So fuck it. I don't care if people think I'm being a miserable bastard.

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    Although I feel I should clarify, I'm not quitting drinking forever. That all sounded a bit final when I read it back. I'm just done with it for this year.

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    Maybe i've just got a 'superiority complex' like Jimmy said in his WDYTOE, but i feel like hangovers are just a matter of will and if you're committed to getting rid of one you always can. you take a shower, go for a run, puke if you have to, it's out of your system within the hour. Eat some food. Etc. I always rage when a friend of mine uses a hangover as an excuse to not be fun.

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    Depends entirely on how your body deals with it. My metabolism means I get drunk quick and my hangovers last a whole day. It's shit but it also settles me for a life of drinking without getting drunk. 'cept tonight. I've fucked up.

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    Happy New Year lads

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    Happy new year you beautiful shitheads

    I'm sitting at home on my own watching NFL Redzone & drinking one of the three bottles of JD I now own (pretty sure that's one from each of the last three Christmases, all unopened until today). I'm so cool.

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    Happy New Year. I've put the hootenanny on now and he's done two absolutely stone cold smokin' Joolsfaces, so the year has begun well.

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    The Mrs was a bit pissed off we didn't ring in the new year, though of course I didn't find out til this morning.

    Had a great sleep though.

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    No hangover. I'm delighted by that.

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    Didn't get a takeaway last night so getting one tonight before I start eating more sensibly again. Can't decide on Indian or kebab though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Didn't get a takeaway last night so getting one tonight before I start eating more sensibly again. Can't decide on Indian or kebab though.
    If it's a last hurrah then a filthy kebab is the only way to go*

    *assuming it's a proper one and not some feeble mess in a pitta bread.

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    There's a 'king kebab' at this place that comes in a naan with chips on the side.

    EDIT: Fuck it, ordered.

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    I'm in the same boat - one last hurrah before trying to become less of a fat bastard, again.

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    Yeah, back to following the slimming world diet again for me. Gonna join the gym too. Had been wanting to since November but November/December was a mess as I had too much on and ate too many takeaways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    There's a 'king kebab' at this place that comes in a naan with chips on the side.

    EDIT: Fuck it, ordered.
    That's the one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Yeah, back to following the slimming world diet again for me. Gonna join the gym too. Had been wanting to since November but November/December was a mess as I had too much on and ate too many takeaways.
    The Mrs wants me to do both of those again too. Told her if she makes it then I'll eat it but not a fucking chance I'd ever join a gym.

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    I’m getting a Kettlebell at some point. I don’t have the time for the gym, but I’d do half hour a night or something if I had one here.

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    It's past the expected time now and it's not here yet.

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    The kebab place's number is engaged too.

    And justeat's online help chat has a queue of 99.

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    Talking to someone on the chat help now.

    Fuck off, Mahow.

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    I think I’m nearing the end. These last three days have been too much. The whole of December was like that, really.

    Also got cock-blocked by my best mates, girlfriends Dad. Didn’t allow me to sleep in the spare room with the stunner from Christmas Eve as his younger daughter was in the next room. Seethe.

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    It's here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    It's here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    It's here.
    So?

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    I bet you it's shite.

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    I bet it's immense.

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    It was quality. I'm far too full now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foe View Post
    Where abouts in the highlands?

    Going to a ceilidh and drinking whisky in a kilt like a local?
    Kinlochleven, no kilt wearing but did get nicely drunk, then walked up over the mountain today to clear our heads.

    Has been a cracking few days, drive home tomorrow.

    Happy new year all

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    Just ordered pizza

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    It'll be the 2nd by the time that arrives. You can't have it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McAvennie View Post
    Kinlochleven, no kilt wearing but did get nicely drunk, then walked up over the mountain today to clear our heads.

    Has been a cracking few days, drive home tomorrow.

    Happy new year all
    I've been to Kinlochleven.

    Did you see the ridiculous massive ice-climbing wall?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    What’s everyone’s New Years Rezzy?

    New year new me, etc.

    I’m gonna see if I can go all year without a haircut.
    Had one today, lads. Buckled after only three months.
    I'm a twit

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