You have to love this sort of insight, the kind you can only get through the collision of the twittersphere and transfer deadline day:
joshua byers warner: Mahrez will be very Niave to go too Manchester City or any of the big PL sides! Danny drinkwater and Kante are finding that out.
Yeah that bum Kante, fooling himself into thinking he could play.
I swear Mahrez has tried to "force a move" multiple times in the last 2 years. Should probably get one of those fancy agents and ditch his mate's dad from the farm down the road in Algeria.
Leicester don't need the money, so they should hold out for a billion pounds and put him in the reserves. Have several players in that position, including the new chap Diabaté by the looks of it, who can have a stab at the dual European entry routes of 7th and the cup.
Giroud will be ahead of Morata by the end of the year.
u ok hun?Originally Posted by phonics
If you want a big target man that can finish you go for Giroud instead of him 97/100.
Most headed goals in the Premier League playing for a team that crosses the ball incessantly.
Wilshere pulling on the blue shirt next summer after moving on a free will finish him off. Can genuinely see that happening.
He'll go to City and I'm going to kill myself.
Why are Chelsea so desperate for a rubbish targetman? And when I say desperate I mean shopping in the bollocks bin in January rather than waiting for something better to come along (or come back off loan).
They've just got something from the best of the rest bin. It's the equivalent of getting Cavani for 20.
Because they can't win the Premier League this season and the best chance of winning the Champions League is crossing to Ashley Barnes.
lmao
That was at the 'equivalent of getting Cavani for 20'. Mate.
He's so much better than he's rated. So much better. If he didn't sign for a banter club he'd be thought of as a god.
We need someone to hold the ball up or we're useless. Costa did it, Morata mo problems does it but is injured every two weeks, Batshuayi can't hold up a golf sale sign. I imagine in the summer we'd look at someone younger/better who we won't be able to get now (or chuck a new manager in and everything changes anyway).
Giroud is in the Arsenal squad for the Swansea game tonight, which I suppose doesn’t rule anything out but it might have confirmed IT’S ON if he was left out...
Newcastle have enquired about Eliquim Mangala reckon Sky - he’ll be fifth choice behind Kompany, Otamendi, Stones and Laporte now, and Fernandinho’s played some games at CB too. I don’t think it’ll happen but it looks like we’re going to start playing three at the back with wing backs, so getting another player in would suit that purpose.
Not Mangala though, who is dreadful.
Mangala is so crap that Tony Pulis had a choice between playing 3 at the back with him or buying a striker and went for the striker.
OK what's going on with Jimmy and the pre-2000's song references recently.
Reliving his peak.
Arsenal fans are the new Liverpool fans
Emerson Palmieri signs. Just as well I spent nine hours tracking his Eurostar earlier.
Marcos the Murderer probably needs to piss off now, or play further forward.
SPL heads, what's Anthony Stokes done now to get released?
That performance against Swansea last night has convinced Mezut Ozil to stay. He'll sign a new contract on 350k a week...
Thats an afful deal for arsenal if he stays. Respectfully.
lol at 'Sandro' already pissing off back to Spain on loan. Nice one Ronald.
Leicester have asked for 100 million quid for Mahrez
Should have put a release clause in there Riyadh.
edit:
It's done. Paperworks in. Time to cancel the Giroud deal.
Sadness in his eyes.
Ozil contract confirmed.
The four dimensional chess minds of Twitter are saying Ozil's signed on because Yogi Love is going to bring his cardigans to the Premier League after the World Cup.
Meanwhile,
Madness.Olivier Giroud is set to join Chelsea today for around £18m but the claim from the Daily Telegraph is that the Blues want to stick to their club policy of offering only short-term deals to players over 30, so the Frenchman will be out of contract next summer along with Cesc Fabregas.
Mesut Ozil signing on to work with an incoming perineum sniffer makes at least as much sense as any other reason you could come up with.
Oh and Islam Slimani has gone to Newcastle on loan which is a good bit of business for them I reckon.
I can already see Yogi Love sitting there looking clueless as West Brom put a fourth past his useless defence.
Who's going to Bayern then? I refuse to believe that Hoffenheim child could possibly do it.
Gary Cotterill has just produced an absolutely blinding bit of mumbled, tripped over wordplay about Chelsea missing out on Giroud. It was based on the fact that he has the same initials as 'own goal'.
There was real fear in his eyes as he got halfway through and it started to spin out of his control.
The bloke who Dortmund sacked a couple of years back, Tuchel.
Whoever this fucking dork Sky have presenting at the moment is has just showed a tweet to the camera on his phone before posting it and asking Dennis Wise to retweet it for him. They're now filling the time with pictures of people's children watching television. Bilge.
Has Oezil simply BOTTLED IT, or has 'Alexis' going to United shut the door on him doing likewise?
He'll also get eaten alive. The only people who succeed there are Pep and old panzer commanders.
We met his demands so it sounds more like we bottled it.
We've sold Sakho, sold Ayew and are looking to bring in Jordan Hugill from Preston.
I expect nothing and I'm still disappointed.
City have made a cash plus player offer for Mahrez apparently.
Player not known (Mangala must be prime candidate, maybe they've given up on Bernando?) but it's a £65m total deal apparently.
Refreshingly honest. Could have done with Sanchez saying, 'Sorry about all that, I just think you're a bit shit and they're going to pay me loads.'
Bet a crazy boy loves bants.
You'd have been advocating firebombing his house if he'd put that statement out.
I do like Aubameyang's inclusion of 'I'm a crazy boy, hahahaha!' in his parting statement though. He might aswell be reading the transcript of a Big Brother application tape.
We're in for Oliver McBurnie on loan, apparently, which presumably means another bid came in for Morelos and it's good enough to consider. I'd rather we kept him, but anything north of ten million with a sell on clause and I'll live with it.
Sanchez taking some personal responsibility would be a first in his Arsenal career.
Apparently the reason Chelsea haven't ANNOUNCED GIROUD is because we're legitimately looking at getting David Luiz instead of cash. Just what the defence, that conceded 3 to a team that'd scored 15 in the previous 24 games, needs.
Isn't it mandatory to refer to Dortmund as 'BVB'?
As if the amounts being shouted out aren’t completely false.
Giroud to Chelsea for £18m is BBC official.
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