How long has Young had those full-arm tattoos? Probably about six years.
How long has Young had those full-arm tattoos? Probably about six years.
Him and Alli looked like complete spanners with their spat but Young played well today.
Lovren injured immediately.
Klavan in. Will end 5-4 or something.
'David Bracegirdle reporting from the AESSEAL New York Stadium'.
None of those things are real.
That's some shit City defending.
EDIT: Though it doesn't really matter when you can score that easily.
Nice call in the U-17 final.
I turned it on just as the last replay was ending but short of there being someone leaning on the corner flag I don't see how the kid who finished it isn't offside.
How did they fuck that break up? It was two against zero.
I struggle to remember when Petr Cech was actually good. He’s laughably garb nowadays.
I'm a twit
Salah famous for bottling one-on-ones... on pens. Strange one.
https://mobile.twitter.com/PenaltyKickStat
Expected penalties now.
Just end it all.
Foden is a magical player to watch. So rare people like that come through in this country.
England just miles ahead of Spain here. Pity they gave up those two goals, the gulf between the sides is enormous. This half has been a total thrashing.
So at what age is it that these U17s will have their backbones removed? Is it upon their Premier League debut?
This co commentator genuinely can't speak.
It takes a lot of work but by their early twenties they should all be earning a decent living in the championship.
Total Spanish implosion, genuinely beautiful to behold.
Wow. That was good.
Foden looks like he could be genuinely great.
Is there no real soccer on?
EDIT: Ah, not til half past. Carry on.
Yay! What I can only assume was Spanish racism.
lol at the Spaniards crying.
In fucking sports bras.
I'm not bothered about Hudson-Odoi as that was physical bullying, but Foden was just mega. McEachran is basically like they've taken all his brother's talent and pumped it into a younger, more photogenic body for a second crack at a Nike deal.
Brewster it's hard to tell.
Jesus Christ beeb, how can you end the show with 'Maybe this is the golden generation after all!'
Phil Foden is a manlet and will become a piss 'n' wind merchant.
That was probably the best age-group England game I've seen for a while, maybe ever (or at least the best late stage tournament game). Usually even when we do well it's through graft, but that was just a complete hammering. Were all over them throughout the whole match, 2 goals against the run of play really and then just one way traffic. Foden looked quality, as did that Chelsea winger although his decision making may need some work.
Shame Woodburn decided he was Welsh, the twonk.
Why are they all wearing their shirts backwards?
I don't understand why 17 year old boys need to wear sports bras. Maybe they're an accounting trick so that St George's Park isn't accused of an underspend.
Antonio with the Barnes/Ginola moment
I feared that might be it.
EDIT: Catching up on Joy of Six and have been reminded of this (specifically the last goal):
Essandoh.
Teletext.
I saw two lovely goals today, unfortunately, both for the oppo (...in the derby)
Funny how in the second one he managed to get his shot away at the same time the sniper pulled the trigger.
I'm a twit
He died.
That first Leicester goal was tidy.
EDIT: Shit, the second
Big Sam on with Keys & Gray
Everton relegated is terrible news for the Champo. One auto spot gone straight away.
Real Madrid have just lost to Girona. Useless.
If someone had asked me about Girona I would have said they must have came up from Serie B.
Back when they were bollocks (like proper Sunderland bollocks) me and my friend spent about six years wanting them to go down and annoy our Scouse friend, and we concluded that Everton will never get relegated ever. If the league went to four teams, or if an asteroid wiped out all human life, 'The People's Club' would somehow hang on to their top flight status.
Imagine Wayne Rooney saving them on the last day though.
They should've gone down in the 90s. A Hans Segers clanger on the final day kept them up as they came back from 2-0 down against Wimbledon to win. And the next year he was charged with match fixing.