They've gone medieval. They didn't even have cars then, did they?
Amazing.
They've gone medieval. They didn't even have cars then, did they?
Amazing.
The all new Ford Expando, for when you've got loads of kids and chickens in medieval times.
He remembered something he read 30 seconds ago! Success!
Tbf that's damn long on an underground escalator.Originally Posted by Browning
I'm surprised anyone even looked at the adverts.
I tend to look at them when I'm on the underground. I don't take much in, but if every advert was the same one I probably would know the name of the thing when I got to the top.
Anisa
Agree with the decision but Anisa is lucky.
James, Bushra and Elizabeth to get the chop.
Elizabeth won't go. She's the most entertaining one for better or worse, and she's the only one who tried to do anything on this.
James and one other to go. She'll escape despite being bought back in.
Believe the system, Browning.
She's fucking off.
Yea, she's fucked, but James has to go here too.
I'm stunned that anyone is able to get a word in with Elizabeth and Joanna.
Do the triple (quad if you're a fucking man) you bastard.
Oh ffs.
I blame you, Browning.
You didn't believe.
WHAT THE FUCK?
He could have had the whole fucking team they were that shit and he takes out ONE?
Fucking cock.
Full on blue balled.
The best part was in the pitch where Bushra realised she didn't have anyone to her left to pass the question over to.
Even by the standards of the Apprentice that was a hefty boot she took to knock her under the bus.
I won't say Sugar bottled this tonight. I think it's more like he's forcing himself to have a really slow, disciplined wank and he's suddenly going to bin off a stack of these cunts next week or the week after and he's trying to prolong the pleasure.
Even by the standards of the Apprentice that was a hefty boot she took to knock her under the bus.
I won't say Sugar bottled this tonight. I think it's more like he's forcing himself to have a really slow, disciplined wank and he's suddenly going to bin off a stack of these cunts next week or the week after and he's trying to prolong the pleasure.
Charles back in the running and actually winning PM.
Making Andrew his 2nd in command
Let's get pissed lads.
"Pawdicure"? Blueberry facial for dogs? Fuck off.
I would not be able to hide my contempt and everyone and everything.
They're hiring people to clean dog shit? Tell the fucking owners to do it themselves.
What the fuck was Andrew doing there, going back up with the negotiation?
Andrew countering the team's offer for a higher one is great.
£250 to £150?
Why are these people so shit at bartering?
Jesus Bushra is shit.
There are about four who could do with getting sacked here.
They’ve never had to play CM back in the day, where adding an extra £1k on to the bid was EVERYTHING.
Bird poo woman has just fucked them without lube.
I'd let her do the same to me tbh.
Not sure what was worse there. Anisa or the SIX fucking dogs.
"Come to me, turds!"
lol.
Charles has to be one (of hopefully many) to leave.
He's been poor in the boardroom with the 'I assisted them' bullshit and was walked over by his sub team.
Really don't want Jade or Michaela to go.
Charles and Anisa, let's do it.
Even though they still would have won, they should have been fined something for charging everyone a different price and having to refund half of them.
Fire all 3 please you fucking bell piece.
Yep, these are the 3 I thought would go. Let's have a treble.
Clearly Anisa and Andrew's affair came earlier in the process.
And there's the hattrick
Fucking finally. Get Andrew and Charles into the sea.
Who are these people paying 120 quid for dog crap to be cleared from their garden?
'Taste of *insert country*' doesn't sound gourmet, it sounds like a limited edition burger at McDonalds.
Edit- Can they fire Joanna mid-task?
They should have had a knight in armour murdering some brown people on the label for that proper crusader feel.
I think we've got room for one more double before the interviews (I'm assuming those are the penultimate.) Tonight should be the night.
I can't think of a more cringe moment than this pitch.
Elizabeth's winning this, the only explanation for her still being around is that despite herself she's got an absolutely magic business proposal.
I reckon he's only not sacked another because he was sick of the sound of Elizabeth's voice.
EDIT: Claudine Collins on You're Fired.That's not shameful lustage, right?
I can't believe Elizabeth is a real person. She's a living cartoon.
Gourmet crusaders? Fucking hell.
That's almost as bad as the Empire gin, actually probably worse.
Edit: Joanna needs a bullet.
Edit: The cringe factor from Bushra, James and Elizabeth
Stunned that Elizabeth escaped yet again.
Good to see Bushra go though, she was almost as irritating as Joanna and Elizabeth.
She's such a cunt.
Bushra was living on another planet. Suggesting she was thrown under the bus by Sarah because she was her biggest threat
She really did fuck all, and had the audacity to try and claim ideas were hers. I have no idea how she lasted this far.
Her Wembley presentation was hall of fame stuff. Did you guys know that the World Cup was made here by Geoff Hurst in 1066?
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