People rarely actually look good in the first few weeks because they're trying to cut too many people into the show. They'll highlight a couple of good ones and then whichever shiters are going to be in the boardroom. There was a guy who popped up in episode two who I'm sure I hadn't seen at all in week 1.
I did enjoy Ross trying to open up with "I'd be a great sub-team leader..." and getting swamped by nominations for PM.
God I hate Elizabeth.
Didn't they already record the sounds to say it was Jeffrii? I really hope they've ballsed that up.
Should have posted it last week but I told people that he would move Michaela and make her PM. She was the one who stood out and it's exactly what he did with Leah the year she won. Nailed on winner.
Edit- Yep
Fucking hell.
Hah, oh my that's wonderful.
Wait, you can pick this toy up and put it down? I'll take all of them.
Harrison is thick as shit.
Watching now, the over 60s are MASSIVE techies, easy win.
Was that Harrison singing at the end? Fire him for that alone.
It looks like they somehow want but don't have a singer next week and, yeah, Harrison ends up singing. Looks like a winner.
Finding it very hard to get into it this year so halfway through I just let the Mrs put on Gogglebox.
Indeed, she's awful.Originally Posted by Ian
About a minute in and Elizabeth has already pissed me off again.
She was getting a bit frisky about the boys there.
Love an unwilling PM.
And a bit of casual sexism.
Getting Harrison to sing
"Sushi is a thing."
Well, tell him he's lying.
You'd think that after so many years someone might just think that knowing the exact costs would be kind of important.
Fucking hell.
Ross is an absolute mess.
And of the entertainment the client said "We don't want it to be awkward."Getting Harrison to sing
They don't want a singer
They want a singer?
I missed something there. What was that row about?
EDIT: The one in the boys meeting, I mean.
This might be the most cringe episode yet.
Having to buy booze at Wembley concession prices.
The men are absolutely fucking useless this year.
One song?
So that's like 4 minutes or so of entertainment?
How?
Why wasn't that a double?
Ugh, at least another week of Elizabeth.
I was fucking certain Joanna was going as well there.
Arguing in the cab on the WAY TO THE TASK. Excellent stuff, ladies.
I fucking love an item hunt task.
It might be my favourite episode after the interviews.
Analytical skills?
Ross has no skills.
A Turkish supermarket for Jewish pastries?
Brilliant, there's your fucking analytical skills.
Calling a Jewish bookstore and not knowing that Alan was a yid.
Lol.
"A supermarket isn't going to be specialist enough."
What, like the one you just took them into, Charles, with your stupid specs?
I didn't realise that those were rugelach.
They're fucking delicious.
He should have told Elizabeth that the price has gone back up to £30.
I was so hoping that they got to the Amstrad before the other team.
Some proper sneaky shit was missed out on.
Elizabeth needs to get caught under a train asap.
That Jew just fleeced the fuck out of them.
Should have just gone to the Spurs megastore and got one for £15.
The price of that scarf.
I was about to ask you who we're booting into the thresher first this year. I've got a tie between Elizabeth and Bushra.
I'm going with Elizabeth on the basis that she's got a fucking annoying voice and is a right munter. Bushra is at least worth a shag.
Didn't expect to hear "cut your willy off" on this show.
'I'm celebrating my 70th birthday this year, get me something from 1947'
'Was Lord Sugar maybe born in 1947?'
These people have their own businesses. People who rely on them for their livelihoods.
Nope which made it so great.
Even Alan looks tired of Elizabeth.
Sajan and his 'Let's just go outside in' strategy or Harrison to go.
Both are shit and both fucked up massively.
Ross could go too.
Alan seems to, rightfully, fucking hate him.
Do a triple you nonce
Ross is really trying to talk his way into getting fired.
What a cunt.
Saj has had a decent moment or two. Ross has also done the square root of fuck-all in this and Harrison isn't much better.
A tour of Bruges next week? This could be good. Trips abroad are always good.
Did he say "There's another 5 tasks to go"? That can't be right with 13 left.
It is.
5 tasks, then interview week and then the final.
Usually 5 in the interviews so 8 to get booted in 5 tasks.
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