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    That was a great episode, best of the series. That task is always a favourite.

    I spent the entire episode questioning why these morons weren't just going to Sports Direct for a scarf?! I fucking loved that Jew asking for £500 for that scarf. You can imagine what the phone call between him and his mate beforehand was like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    That was a great episode, best of the series. That task is always a favourite.

    I spent the entire episode questioning why these morons weren't just going to Sports Direct for a scarf?! I fucking loved that Jew asking for £500 for that scarf. You can imagine what the phone call between him and his mate beforehand was like.
    I think they must be banned from big shops or something.

    I remember last year they needed a kilo of mussels (neither team got them) and you can easily pick them up from ANY SUPERMARKET for £3.50 tops.

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    Good point, it might be a requirement that they stick to independent shops. I wish they'd explain these rules, as it would answer a lot of questions.

    When I first started watching I wondered why they didn't all split up in tasks like this, but now I realise they must clearly all have to stay as 2 teams no matter what. Yet that has never once been mentioned by anyone.

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    Guessing they also can't use the internet on their phones as well as the navigation which is a bit stupid.

    Surely you should be using all available resources to succeed.

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    I don't think it's ever mentioned that they can't just Google stuff either, which is a weird exclusion. Probably because you'd go "How the fuck does that prepare you for real business?" but obviously the answer is because telly.

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    Yeah, the no-internet rule has never been more obvious than in this task. I can perhaps understand why it might've been a good idea in 2005 to level the playing field, but in this day and age, surely it's time for a rule change.

    Another one that was clear in this task is that they can't ask prices over the phone, which is why they sometimes end up making pointless journeys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    Yeah, the no-internet rule has never been more obvious than in this task. I can perhaps understand why it might've been a good idea in 2005 to level the playing field, but in this day and age, surely it's time for a rule change.

    Another one that was clear in this task is that they can't ask prices over the phone, which is why they sometimes end up making pointless journeys.
    Yeah, I doubt they'd have turned up to see 'The Jew' and his £500 scarf.

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    On in two on the Beeb, in case anyone’s forgot.

    This week: Bruges.

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    Brendan Gleeson to turn up and uppercut Elizabeth

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    Charles

    Is that 3 or 4 weeks that he's been shot down as PM now?

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    At least two, maybe more.

    If only they'd know he could guess exact walking distances using a map and a biro.

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    The complaints they’re going to get when they know no facts

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    A professional tour guide is what they described Anisa as.

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    Good job selling a Segway tour that involves very little actual Segways.

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    Bushra just oozes charisma.

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    Charles should get into cartography.

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    This is painful to watch. I hope these people were compensated for enduring this.

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    Obviously this blue part here is the land.

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    Clearly, not lost at all that's what they wanted to do.

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    "We weren't lost, I just didn't know exactly where we were."

    Right, mate.

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    Mrs. Byron burst out laughing when she heard that.

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    Oh look, 5 minutes of segways on the segway tours.

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    How did they handle the segue into walking?

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    Claude on the Segway is the best apprentice moment ever.

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    Professionally trained tour guides here.

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    It's hard to imagine that anyone on either tour wouldn't ask for their money back.

    £6 keyrings, lol. They're probably £4 in the ferry shop.

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    Double firing for sure.

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    €10 commission, fucking hell.

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    How did both teams get away with such low refunds?

    Pissing hell.

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    Charles, Andrew, Sarah-Jane and Anisa.

    2 of them to go.

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    Agreed. Hopefully not Sarah-Jane. The other three in a triple is fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Browning View Post
    Agreed. Hopefully not Sarah-Jane. The other three in a triple is fine.
    Yeah, I'd like Sarah-Jane to stay and I think she should be fine.

    I'd imagine Charles and Andrew to walk.

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    I think he might even take Andrew out early (before Sarah-Jane brings any back), he was fucking terrible.

    Edit: You fucking woman, Alan.

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    Charles will survive but be given PM next week.

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    Shambles.

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    What the fuck was that?

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    How the fuck did Charles and Andrew survive?

    Charles gets them lost and Andrew promises them a trained tour guide and a beer jolly.

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    Nish on You're Fired

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    So we are down to 7 to get booted in 4 tasks? Meaning we only have 1 more single firing, unless there's a triple in there.

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    I can't believe the firings are based on anything other than entertainment value now.

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    I don't even see that. Charles is probably the most boring candidate of the year, aside from that Lawyer bloke that went last week.

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    Still seething that Andrew and Charles didn't go.

    Sarah-Jane was the hottest there too

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    Worst car colours ever.

    Edit: Charles not putting himself forward? Coward.

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    "I like cars...."

    Great credentials.

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    Elizabeth and humour don't go hand in hand.

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    Damn those rules and regulations of the road stopping you using the word "fast" in a car advert.

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    A Norman village absolutely SCREAMS car to me.

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    Do not film your advert there. If they do there needs to be a triple firing.

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    Medal leeval?

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    Fucking hell, Harrison questioning if they had cars in Medieval times.

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