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    My Wife's In Labour

    I'm a twit

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    Name it after me.

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    Good luck lad.

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    Love it. Get the Snapchat's rolling.

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    Name it after the board. Doug.

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    Henry. The only option.

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    According to my work this isn't a good enough reason for me to have a day off.

    Good luck @Baz.

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    "But it's mine."

    Sorted, Mike.

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    Enjoy having your lives ruined.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Henry. The only option.
    Seconded.

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    Hennorz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Enjoy having your lives ruined.
    That would be my thinking too.

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    International Superstar Soccer Pro Evolution

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    Yeah, Henry. Or Henrietta.

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    My friends mum growing up was called Henrietta Dick, which was always enjoyable unless you were Henry.

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    Let's name it after Mark, Dugout legend.

    Best of luck, @Baz.

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    Rule 1. No Marks allowed.

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    The obvious answer is reg.

    I don't know how this has happened Baz but congrats.

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    I blame The Reid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    I don't know how this has happened Baz but congrats.
    When a man and a woman love each other very much...

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    Jeremy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    When a man and a woman love each other very much...
    Loves it raw.

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    Good luck Baz.

    I still can't reconcile 'Baz the husband/father/home owner' with the floppy-haired scamp gurning at the camera and harassing idiots in shit nightclubs

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    He still does that too.

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    Since Baz still has the face of a baby, do you think the baby will have the face of a 30-year-old? Like a Scouse Benjamin Button.

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    Good luck Baz. Unfortunately I don't have any advice for you. I'm sure these things just fall in to place once an actual baby exists that you need to take care of though. It'll be fine.

    How old are we thinking before the kid gets it's own TTH account? Next generation right there.

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    Knowing Baz, he'll set up an account within a week for it.

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    And then include him / her in all their Football Manager network games.

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    Good luck, Baz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Knowing Baz, he'll set up an account within a week for it.
    Has he handed out advertisement cards to the nursing staff?

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    The future GS generation.

    Hope it all goes well chief.

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    He's a virgin so I don't see how it could possibly be his.

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    Sorted it lads.
    I'm a twit

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    Shoved it back in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Sorted it lads.
    Congrats man, what flavour did you get?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    Congrats man, what flavour did you get?
    Pink.
    I'm a twit

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    Zink is the perfect name.

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    She's going to be a right minx I bet.

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    Of course she is.

    Takes after Magic's wife me.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pleb View Post
    She's going to be a right minx I bet.
    What an incredibly strange and unsettling thing to say about a newborn baby.

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    Congrats Baz.

    Just make sure to leave some TTH cards in waiting rooms around the place.

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    She has her dad's ears, I'll bet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pleb View Post
    She's going to be a right minx I bet.
    u wot m8

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    'Henrietta - Garden Soccer Legend!'

    A glimpse into the future of TTH. Congratulations, by the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pleb View Post
    She's going to be a right minx I bet.
    Well that's a rapey as fuck thing to say.

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    Congratulations

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    Many congrats. With genes from Baz, and someone who consciously decided to marry Baz, I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun together.

    Pleb probably meant it as in Minnie the Minx, not as in signs outside shops in Soho.

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    Congrats Baz. I'll probably be reviving this thread around this time next year

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    I can't get my head around this at all but congratulations, Baz.

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