Weekend Football (August 25-27)

[bruhnaldo]

All Fixtures 15:00 GMT unless noted

Premier League

Saturday

AFC Bournemouth v Manchester City 12:30 (Sky)
Crystal Palace v Swansea City
Huddersfield Town v Southampton
Newcastle United v West Ham
Watford v Brighton & Hove Albion
Manchester United v Leicester City 17:30

Sunday

Chelsea v Everton 13:30
West Bromwich Albion v Stoke City 13:30 (Sky)
Liverpool v Arsenal 16:00
Tottenham Hotspur v Burnley 16:00

TV Fixtures

Friday

Real Sociedad v Villarreal (19:15 Sky Mix, Red Button)
Bristol City v Aston Villa (19:45 Sky Football, Main Event)
Real Betis v Celta Vigo (21:00 Sky Red Button)

Saturday

New York Red Bulls v NYC FC (Midnight, Sky)
Alaves v Barcelona (17:15, Sky Mix, Sky Red Button)
Nottingham Forest v Leeds United (17:30, Sky)
Girona v Malaga (19:15, Sky Red Button, 19:45 Sky Football HD)
Levante v Deportivo La Coruna (19:15, Sky Red Button)
Las Palmas v Atletico Madrid (21:15 Sky Football HD)

Sunday

Orlando City v Vancouver Whitecaps (00:30, Sky Football)
Feyenord v Willem II (11:30 Sky Red Button)
Dundee v Hibernian (12:30, Sky Football)
VVV-Venlo v Ajax (13:30 Sky Red Button)
PSV Eindhoven v Roda JC Kerk (15:35 Sky Red Button, Sky Sports Mix )
Eibar v Athletic Bilbao (17:10 Sky Football HD)
Espanyol v Leganes (17:15 Sky Red Button)
Getafe v Sevilla (19:10 Sky)
Real Madrid v Valencia (21:10 Sky Football)
Montreal v Toronto FC (Sky Mix 21:30)


http://www.skysports.com/watch/football-on-sky

[bruhnaldo]

Idk what the fuck the difference is between Sky red button/mix/football so I just noted them all cause I'm sure it means something

[Reg]

http://www.live-footballontv.com for the UK channels, Bruh. Some games (Man Utd, Roma etc) are on BT.

Sky Sports mix and football are channels, and red button is a digital service that basically works as a channel.

[Max Power]

I predict that John Terry will retire before the end of the season. Looking shit and frustrated for Villa.

[John]

Just seen this from yesterday. I thought Mandanda was the one black goalkeeper who wasn't fully off his nut, but apparently I just hadn't seen enough of him.

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[Danny]

Apperently the ball was dead

[Giggles]

You'd know by the camera.

[Toppedogge]

I haven't been able to watch much of the footie so far this season and I don't even care. I actually forgot my own team was playing the other day. Is this the end?

[Giggles]

It's still interesting enough but if it did disappear tomorrow then I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.

[Toppedogge]

Who do you follow? I'm a Liverpool fan but it's all very boring. I like watching us as we are good at times but you know what's going to follow. It's like groundhog Day.

The big transfer fees started me off. It's probably been talked about on here lots already but it's too much. I'd snap Barcelona's hands off for the Coutinho money. It's ridiculous.

[Lewis]

Some finish that. The sort of thing you rage-quit Football Manager over.

[Dark Soldier]

Absolute stonker

[Pleb]

Dat cross

[Trancemeister]

Holy fuck what a goal that was.

Shame he´s on the bench in the fantasy. Would otherwise be the 3rd straight week I've a goalscoring defender.

[igor_balis]

good game, this

[igor_balis]

fantasy football is shit

[SvN]

That's better than Cisse's a few years ago I reckon.

[Giggles]

Of the 5 games that are on, Sky pick West Ham and Newcastle. Coma written all over that one.

[niko_cee]

Bonjamin Mendy is a pronunciation I can't be getting on board with.

[John]

Of the 5 games that are on, Sky pick West Ham and Newcastle. Coma written all over that one.

Palace v Swansea, Watford v Brighton and Huddersfield v Southampton are no more likely to be wall to wall excitement.

[Lewis]

That Bournemouth tosser blew that up the other end.

[Giggles]

Palace v Swansea, Watford v Brighton and Huddersfield v Southampton are no more likely to be wall to wall excitement.

At least one of the promoted teams would be of a little interest rather than those two nothing cunts playing each other. They're just two more Aston Villas.

[niko_cee]

Promoted sides you say?

[igor_balis]

i don't like sterling but he's done fuck all wrong there

[SvN]

Indeed. He didn't run into the crowd, they came onto the pitch and mobbed him.

[Giggles]

Promoted sides you say?

Well yeah I know, but they don't count. We've see their shit too many times before.

[Gray Fox]

Was that just a game of we keep playing until City score?

[John Arne]

I haven't seen a replay, but the last foul before City scored look nowhere near a foul.

[igor_balis]

it just felt like a poor referring performance all-round, especially the last half hour or so. can't remember many specifics but there was a few times I thought "hm, not sure about that"

[randomlegend]

Mike Dean is an utterly contemptible human being with one of the most punchable faces I've ever seen.

[igor_balis]

that's pretty much what i was getting at

[niko_cee]

Not hoping for much from Brighton today. Best case scenario is that Ryan avoids chucking one in and they somehow burgle something from a set piece.

[Reg]

I think we'll score and draw.

[Weaver]

That red card from Britos, man. I like how he had the nerve to complain about it.

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[GS]

If you're going to do a tackle like that, why waste it on somebody as shit as Knockaert?

[Giggles]

to even question the red he must have a neck like a jockeys bollocks.

[Samadini]

Merino is so much a better footballer than Colback

[niko_cee]

Getting rumped at home by Huddersfield and Swansea does't bode well for the men of South London.

[Reg]

Big opportunity this. But Dunk just took an indirect free-kick in the box so who knows what's going on.

Sent you a pm, Niko.

[Giggles]

Getting rumped at home by Huddersfield and Swansea does't bode well for the men of South London.

I do always be delighted to see it, and then I remember Allardyce is gone.

[Lewis]

I had Brighton sacking their manager first thinking that they would be bottom going into December and shit themselves. Did anyone have West Ham?

[Reg]

It'll take a whole load of mess for Bloom to sack Hughton. I don't think bottom at Christmas will cut it.

[Lewis]

There is too much money at stake these days to stand against the immediacy of modern life. If you're bottom at Christmas the club has to act.

[Shindig]

We have lift off.

[Lewis]

Anthony Martial STARTS. Watch him be CRAP.

[randomlegend]

Didn't someone on here say they had money on Huddersfield to win their first three games?

Bit of a bugger.

[Shindig]

Anthony Martial STARTS. Watch him be CRAP.

Martial's Law.

[Samadini]

West Ham are fucking awful.

Merino is way too good for Newcastle, he actually knows what he's doing in the middle.

[mo]

Fucking bummed 3-0 at home by Crawley. A new low.

[niko_cee]

Owen Hargreaves seems unduly heavily invested in Ousmane Dembele (best 20 year old in the world don'tcha know). Let's hope he doesn't go the way of the last best teenager in Europe, or whatever the title was.

Juve up to some of their usual early season trolling by the looks of things.