Wayne Rooney, England's greatest ever player and all time top goalscorer, retires*

[Ian]

Raul was absolute dogshit for Spain and no coincidence that they started winning things when they binned him off.

So what you're saying is, we're going to win the cup?

[Shindig]

He proper meant that scuffed effort against the Swedes.

[Toppedogge]

Wayne Rooney is a weird one. On one hand you have the England and Man United record goalscorer, on the other you have a useless granny fucking cunt who's been a victim of people expecting too much.

I lost all respect for him though after he shafted United into giving him a new deal. "No ambition". The media and support have been overly harsh on the guy over the years and I'd like to see him go out in a decent manner at Everton than how he was viewed in his final year at Man Utd.

[Kikó]

I think he was spot on with that. We weren't spending (because the glazers wouldn't or couldn't) and the team was being left behind. No excuse on the way he decided to conduct himself on a personal level. Just knock off the booze, fags and cola until you retire.