I know Giggles won't because Internet people may turn his skull into dust but be a sport you fanny.
If anyone ever passes this pub I live directly across the road from it:
Dirt cheap pint (we talking in the two pound range London wankers), full of dossers (expect two to three mobility scooters on the reg) and the constant whiff of piss. Fucking mega as go with £20, get hammered out ya nut, buy drugs if you desire as loads of dealers hang there, then cross the road, stagger home.
From the perspective of being in that grandiose pub garden you've the best chippy in town to the right, a deceptively shit but filthy when pissed Chinese slightly opposite to the left, and a corner shop with a cashier called Javid (aka THE DON) who has eyes that go in completely opposite directions (one eye on the titties, one eye on the bombs) about 30 seconds from where I live and they do a mean, mean line in Rustlers and Chicago Town mini pizzas.
LADS SHOW ME YOUR LOCALS
Ah shit just noticed the burger van (not in pic but its on Google Earth), he does a cracking line in ASDA bought chicken, burgers, chips, hot dogs and grease served up to you at extortionate prices which match your alcy haze. I got a chicken box once and almost vomited. £4.50. The couple near the entrance are tucking right in, regretting it later.
Here's the CHIPPY OF DEATH, you've seen the wares (pudding, chips, gravy, jumbo sausage):
No doubt a minus five on the health rating, but the family's son's missus is a proper tight little spunk train of the highest degree. Shy as fuck, tight mouth, tight everything. If the son didn't do me top dollar on the food I'd be slamming her into oblivion. I also think she may have a gammy eye or three but nothing I can't correct. She does have a kid so she's essentially Chernobyl on the no go zone right now.
DO NOT buy Chinese from there as you will probably die.