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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    'Manly' and 'not a giant fucking baby' aren't synonyms for 'huge idiot', you shouldn't use them that way.
    I barely ever get sick and I put it down to the fact that I don't shove a bunch of medicine down my gob the moment something feels off. I've been to the doctors twice in the last decade. It's got me this far.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    There was some crap about the ANTIBIOTIC APOCALYPSE on the [local?] news earlier, and I reckon I've had them twice in my life. Is it just going to be me and the Scotch when all the nerds have been donned by their weedy immune systems?
    This is my second round of anti-biotics that wasn't due to an upcoming surgery but even then I was like eight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    There was some crap about the ANTIBIOTIC APOCALYPSE on the [local?] news earlier, and I reckon I've had them twice in my life. Is it just going to be me and the Scotch when all the nerds have been donned by their weedy immune systems?
    It won't make any difference how often YOU'VE had them if/when the time comes.

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    My immune system mate. I'm like Wolverine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    My immune system mate. I'm like Wolverine.
    in Logan.

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    All things considered it's still putting a shift in for him in that film.

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    Mine is pretty beastly too.

    The post-apocalypse.

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    Got another ear infection, but this one isn't anywhere near as bad. Feel fine, actually, but maybe that's just because I caught it early.

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    I just ate a piece of fish that I've since found out is way out of date so I'll be here back in here soon.

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    Everyone in my house has a cold. Sleepless nights, bins full of snot rags and more arguments than Christmas at Lewis’ mums house.

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    11 people are off work sick so I’m expecting it to hit me over the weekend.

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    Cold update: I am currently pissing out of my arse.

    We had Chilli for dinner to ‘clear our noses’. Well, it’s certainly clearing me out.

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    Woke up yesterday with a cold and my nose is so blocked today that I can't use one of those nasal sprays. It just drips out of my left nostril as I can't breathe in at all.

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    I feel lousy. I’ve moaned about it in work for two days now to lots of ‘ooh but you’re never off/ill’ comments. If I feel bad in the morning I’m ringing in :-/

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    Sick day.

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    I have a chest infection and 10 days of antibiotics. Yay.

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    I’ve been up all night puking and pissing out of my arse. Fucking Norovirus. I went 30 years without catching it, this is now the second time in 2 years.

    My wife and daughter had it from Thursday to Saturday last week, including being showered in puke a good few times by my daughter. Should have known I wouldn’t get away with it.

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    Never heard of it. I'd that like a flu?

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    “Stomach Flu” or “Vomiting Virus”.

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    Be a fantastic detox after the Christmas.

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    What do you even do to stop that? Just wait it out or load up on anti-biotics?

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    Wait it out. Antibiotics don’t touch Viruses.

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    I couldn't see it being life threatening to a 20 something year old, so you'd just drink a fuckton of water and ride the wave of vomit.

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    Been getting minor heart palpitations as I fall asleep for the last week or so. Last night it was way worse than it's been, kept on waking up feeling like my heart was beating out of my chest, pretty unpleasant.

    Woken up today and feel fucking weird. Can't catch my breath.

    Went to my GP about the same issue last year, had a chest x-ray and an EKG and all came back fine.

    Mildly concerned I'm going to go to bed tonight and not wake up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dino View Post
    Been getting minor heart palpitations as I fall asleep for the last week or so. Last night it was way worse than it's been, kept on waking up feeling like my heart was beating out of my chest, pretty unpleasant.

    Woken up today and feel fucking weird. Can't catch my breath.

    Went to my GP about the same issue last year, had a chest x-ray and an EKG and all came back fine.

    Mildly concerned I'm going to go to bed tonight and not wake up.
    Is the rhythm regular or irregular, is your pulse fast?

    The vast majority of palpitations are ventricular ectopics, early beats originating from the bottom of the heart - they can feel like a jump/skip followed by a hard beat.

    They are mostly benign, so they feel odd but aren't going to harm you and normally don't indicate underlying heart disease.

    Lay off caffeine, especially in nasty crap like red bull and monster, but also coffee and tea

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    I’d probably go back to the Dr if my heart still wasn’t working properly tbh

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    Quote Originally Posted by McAvennie View Post
    Is the rhythm regular or irregular, is your pulse fast?

    The vast majority of palpitations are ventricular ectopics, early beats originating from the bottom of the heart - they can feel like a jump/skip followed by a hard beat.

    They are mostly benign, so they feel odd but aren't going to harm you and normally don't indicate underlying heart disease.

    Lay off caffeine, especially in nasty crap like red bull and monster, but also coffee and tea
    It feels regular, and my pulse seems fairly normal. It's mostly gone now and been replaced by a dull ache.

    I already can't have caffeine because it makes me feel like shit. Today has felt like I've had about five shots of espresso, actually.

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    Lay off the coke.

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    Yeah I had an issue like that once, turned out I'd smoked too much hash.

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    I nearly chopped the tip of my index finder and thumb off the other day, and typing is a fucking hassle.

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    Sounds like you should lay off the hash too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Lay off the coke.
    That was probably what caused it last time, but I've not had any since around May last year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dino View Post
    That was probably what caused it last time, but I've not had any since around May last year.
    Yeah, it's shocking for the heart.

    As Spikey says get back to the GP and tell him not to bother with a chest X-ray.
    A Holter monitor to look at your rhythm for a week would be more sensible.

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    Don't you horse drugs into you like there's no tomorrow? I'd probably start there.

    You're welcome. That'll be €55 please.

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    Thanks.

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    I've just had the ol' camera down the throat effort. Have to completely change my lifestyle, can barely touch alcohol (well, lager/cider etc) anymore, cut back on takeaways and shit, shit food. Got way too much acid reflux, but it isn't bringing it up via burping etc, its all accumulating around my larynx and voice box to the point its fucking my lower throat up quite badly.

    Bye bye wonderful life, hello darkness.

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    Said a doctor about my chest pains. She said it's likely stress related, and she's probably right. Chucked me some beta blockers and told me to come back in a month.

    Time to dust off the class A's.

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    I've got the worst cold with the sorest throat that anyone has ever had in the whole world.

    I'm currently drinking a concoction of blackcurrant lemsip, honey and about half a mug of grand marnier to try and soothe it/send me to sleep drunk.

    It's actually surprisingly nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    I've got the worst cold with the sorest throat that anyone has ever had in the whole world.

    I'm currently drinking a concoction of blackcurrant lemsip, honey and about half a mug of grand marnier to try and soothe it/send me to sleep drunk.

    It's actually surprisingly nice.

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    Well it didn't work. Still awake and in agony.

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_drank

    Sounds like you didn't do it right.

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    Codeine and diazepam on the way

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    Got an infected cyst after someone tried popping it at a house party last week. Doctors refusing to pop it - is that normal or is he a massive flange. Dickheed also wanted me taking an STD test.

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    You tried popping that? You fucking idiot

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    At what sort of fucking party do people try pop other peoples cysts?

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    You and your mates are fucking weirdos, Waff.

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    I wasn’t really self aware and she’s a care worker so thought nothing of it.

    I dunno if it’s because of where it is, so clothes always brushing against it, but this is the most uncomfortable pain I think I’ve ever had.

    I’ve got a big weekend planned but having second thoughts on drinking now.

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    It’s also got bigger since that photo and went yellow/red. Loving life.

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    A care worker? Report her to services.

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    Where is that, like on your hip?

    Pop it you coward.

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