Monday this week, i noticed i have needed to piss more often. But they are really short. Now this morning it feels like i need to piss all the time, they are even shorter, my piss has a pink hue and is it really uncomfortable. STD. RIP.
Monday this week, i noticed i have needed to piss more often. But they are really short. Now this morning it feels like i need to piss all the time, they are even shorter, my piss has a pink hue and is it really uncomfortable. STD. RIP.
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Anyone had their ears MICRO SUCTIONED? Seems to be a new fad. I'm going on Friday to see if my quiet right ear can be fixed. Unlikely cos it's related to a longterm performation, but can't hurt to have them both hoovered out while I'm there. Ideally it will be nice to be able to hear people talk and not have to ask them to repeat themselves while I reposition my good ear to pick it up.
I'm a twit
I had it done ages ago after repeatedly getting a blocked ear and OUR NHS being fucking useless and repeatedly (despite it not working) asking me to pour grease into my head.
Went into this place in London and it was fixed within 10 minutes. Magical shit
Sat down and my knee has suddenly decided it doesnt want to bend or straighten without really hurting. Got a shite coming down the pipeline so it's about to get interesting.
How do TTHers keep getting injured taking a shit?
This was pre shit, after 90 minutes I decided I had to move and it absolutely wrecked moving the joint but I can put my weight on it, just can't bend it almost at all unless I want to squeal like stuck pig. Managed to get to the bathroom, got ice and taken ibuprofen, I suspect I've torn my meniscus
Mine was post-shit, mid-wipe.Originally Posted by Spikey M
Don't care, you're both on the toiletmong list.
The wipe is part of the whole shitting experience.
Not in some countries.
Speaking of which, is shithand unbanned yet?
Decided to back out of the surgery and I've been playing football again. Like a modern day Jesus Christ returning.
You're still on the list.
Was BM the original list entry?
A shit actually healed him.
Homeopathy
Riddled with arthritis in ten years then lad.
If his kneecap doesn't slide off in August.
That's the spirit.
Having been pure agony since yesterday afternoon, two car trips and a sit down meal have miraculously cured my knee. Couldn't tell you how, just before I went I was struggling to stand up steadily without pain, and when I got back it's like it never happened.
With meniscal injuries, having the surgery is more likely to leave you with arthritis.
Dr Killjoy
Reminded me of this...
Looking me best today lads glorious beautiful agony
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Drink some nettle tea everyday for the summer. Next year, you will be right.
Stop huffing tranny farts and you will be right.Looking me best today lads glorious beautiful agony
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Eeehhh they are delicious. Just the yearly bout of scleritis, first time it's hit on a weekend so need them steroid eyedrops from the doc tomorrow. Gets me a couple days off work anyway
Do you have RA?
Yes both knees since the age of 10, had it in fingers and toes when younger. Hence this kicking in near every year
Works well though as the doc and myself are so used to it I just bell in the morning and he writes the prescription without seeing me.
That's rubbish. Hope it's well controlled. The drugs for it now are much better at least.
Cheers mate. It is, luckily it was juvenile RA, so by the age of 21/22 my body had dealt with it (was told its 50/50 on if the body 'defeats' it or not as a kid), but I've got the long term effects of it now. Barely any cartilage, swelling etc. Just one of those things and I manage it well now.
Up the?
Doubt it, but that might explain why the Institute of Rheumatoid Arthritis keeps getting firebombed.
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