Health and sickness. A place to moan.

[SincereTheRebel]

Monday this week, i noticed i have needed to piss more often. But they are really short. Now this morning it feels like i need to piss all the time, they are even shorter, my piss has a pink hue and is it really uncomfortable. STD. RIP.

[Baz]

Anyone had their ears MICRO SUCTIONED? Seems to be a new fad. I'm going on Friday to see if my quiet right ear can be fixed. Unlikely cos it's related to a longterm performation, but can't hurt to have them both hoovered out while I'm there. Ideally it will be nice to be able to hear people talk and not have to ask them to repeat themselves while I reposition my good ear to pick it up.

[Raoul Duke]

I had it done ages ago after repeatedly getting a blocked ear and OUR NHS being fucking useless and repeatedly (despite it not working) asking me to pour grease into my head.

Went into this place in London and it was fixed within 10 minutes. Magical shit

[Lofty]

Sat down and my knee has suddenly decided it doesnt want to bend or straighten without really hurting. Got a shite coming down the pipeline so it's about to get interesting.

[Spikey M]

How do TTHers keep getting injured taking a shit?

[Lofty]

This was pre shit, after 90 minutes I decided I had to move and it absolutely wrecked moving the joint but I can put my weight on it, just can't bend it almost at all unless I want to squeal like stuck pig. Managed to get to the bathroom, got ice and taken ibuprofen, I suspect I've torn my meniscus

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

How do TTHers keep getting injured taking a shit?

Mine was post-shit, mid-wipe.

[Spikey M]

Don't care, you're both on the toiletmong list.

[Giggles]

The wipe is part of the whole shitting experience.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Not in some countries.

[Spikey M]

Speaking of which, is shithand unbanned yet?

[Kikó]

The doc told me I've got a rupture in the miniscus that isn't going to self heal. I've been doing a lot of mobility work and strengthening but I still get pain for some lateral movement (especially if I'm trying to play football) so I'm going to go and get it sorted under the knife. Hopefully a quick turnaround and no issues.

Decided to back out of the surgery and I've been playing football again. Like a modern day Jesus Christ returning.

[Spikey M]

You're still on the list.

[Lofty]

Was BM the original list entry?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

You're still on the list.

A shit actually healed him.

[Spikey M]

Homeopathy

[Dark Soldier]

Decided to back out of the surgery and I've been playing football again. Like a modern day Jesus Christ returning.

Riddled with arthritis in ten years then lad.

[Shindig]

If his kneecap doesn't slide off in August.

[Kikó]

Riddled with arthritis in ten years then lad.

That's the spirit.