Fuck off every week, you bunch of fucking Hyacinth Buckets.
Fuck off every week, you bunch of fucking Hyacinth Buckets.
Normally once a fortnight unless it's been a mix of rain and sun then it grows like a fucking sunflower.
Just because you're a hippy cunt who wants to live in a forest doesn't mean the rest of us have to.
I'll let mine grow on a bit these days to annoy the bint next door that's always going on about gardening and the tone of the street.
Should be tapering down at this time of year, but in spring and early summer if you don't do it every 10 days (so really every weekend) it's going to be a motherfucker when you finally get round to it.
When my old man let his garden overgrow in the posh part of the region his neighbours sent him a letter calling it a 'disgrace to the community'.Originally Posted by Giggles
If I was just about to cut the lawn and received the letter, I'd push the mower back in, pull a deckchair and crack a cold tin.
His girlfriend caved and they spruced it up a bit, but I think the reputational damage was done.
It is a disgrace and should be illegal to the point of small custodial sentences to have your garden, if your are lucky enough to have one, overgrow and look shit.
Depends on why. I like a tidy garden too but sometimes battles need fought.
Once a fortnight in winter and every 5 days or so if it's a wet summer.
Nailed it there. Did gardening last year, if not being used you can get away with 2 weeks, 1 week if its summer and kids/people are gonna be out there. Treat it too, keep that fucker happy. Can also depend on the type of grass, done some gardens were parts grow quicker than others.
Basiclally fuck having a garden and bothering.
Pure moss is the dream. Thick, soft, always green, barely grows.
This feels like a very brief glimpse into the future of the board once we're all retired/dead. Gotta be honest with you guys, I might not pop in too often.
Indeed. I know a lot of us are in our thirties/late twenties now, but stfu.
I had my garden landscaped and AstroTurfed years ago. All I have to do is weed the patio and rake the stones in the side garden now and then and even that feels like a hassle.
Astroturf fuck me that is the most classless embarrassing thing I've heard on here.
Classless.
Weapons grade hayfever. I'll take my own comfort over some nebulous attempt to appeal to my neighbours.
I'd rather inject pollen in to my sinuses than suffer having to look at an astroturf lawn.
Because you're obsessed with appearances, you superficial nugget.
A DLL just flew right in to my ear.
Serves me right.
Don't grass and astroturf look the same? Isn't that the point?
I consider myself to have pretty bad hayfever, but the grass in the garden doesn't set me off.
I'm not sure which is the greater sign of being a geek between hayfever and having a nut allergy. All allergies are geeky, though, it must be said.
My brother is convinced he has a nut allergy because when he was a kid he stuffed his face with peanuts and threw up.
I'm fine with the existence of grass, and I can walk past a garden being mowed without incident if I've taken a Clarityn. If I'm cutting the grass myself though no amount of antihistamine can save me, my eyes are swollen shut within ten minutes and my nose will itch like I've been blowing it with nettles.
I always used hayfever as an excuse to avoid doing any gardening at all, I had a good 20 year run before it was rumbled as bullshit.
When did this fucking bullshit of Amazon asking you for a postcode for a card (that they only give you two digits of) to log in start? I'm locked out now and will have to open a new account. Cunts.
Sorry to go all Kiko but I pay someone to cut mine every 2-3 weeks. Can't see it being necessary weekly.
I wish I had a garden.
Yeah you live in a wonderful apartment don't you? Gardenless wench.
I live in London. Get tae fuck.
I've just sent a complaint on to the BBC about the amount of women's football coverage.
2.2 million people watched the match vs Scotland which is around the same as Love Island, which I can't seem to avoid. Get used to it.
It's on Channel 4, isn't it?
Yeah, and All 4 omline for all other games. Ive been watching it. Its been decent, besides the level of goalkeeping. Its still comedy.
27,000 at Lord's for the women's final the other day. Women's sport is here to stay, and rightly so.
There are lies, damn lies and statistics. Nobody watches women's football. Americans might, but that just proves my point.
Increasingly they do and will. Look where it is compared to 10 years ago.
If you want to womens football to die. You shoud support them to get equal pay to the mens game. As nobody really cares about it, the income to the game will not support the salary and the sport will die.
How would you enforce equal pay? There's no mandated salary in football?
You can pay the player in Pringles if you want and he agrees to it.
Our women's team got a shit-ton of press coverage and support during the Euros. Everyone was anticipating a Euro 2016-esque adventure and we ended up getting dumped out in the group stage.
Six goals conceded and just a single shot (!) on target in three games. Fucking lol.
They're ranked 20th in the world as well if the Fifa rankings is anything to go by.
My handwriting is so bad I spent the last 5 minutes wondering why there's a to do list post it note on my desk with 'Ban Kit Man' on it (I've been gone for a week). It was 'Ban Ki Moon'
There was some tears on tv about equal pay. They clearly dont understand. You are paid by the interest in the sport. If you cant fill stadiums for a major european tournament. You cant expect to get paid the same as the equivalent males.
Hang on Sincere, I think you're talking about the presenters? There hasn't been anything about equal pay in football because it literally doesn't exist.
Was at my local PO collection centre today to pick up a couple of parcels, it was quite busy so I had to stand in the corner. The Q went down and then this bitch came in and I fucking knew, absolutely knew, she would try and jump in front of me. I had my two red tickets in my hand clear as day, but I could see her actively avoiding eye contact.
The guy said 'next' for me, and she jumped right in.
I thought.
'Excuse me, I was next' going straight in for the kill. I was about to lecture her on manners sarcastically in front of everyone but it turns out she was my mum's friend's daughter. She told me she'd left the kid in the car, so I said oh on you go then just to avoid further awkwardness but her face went purple so it was great. Hopefully the kid died.
She went first. Mate, you were donned and don't even realise it.
A true alpha makes his point then secedes his position, therefore indicating authority and dominance over the pack.
She left her child in the car? How are the McCanns these days?
Indeed, this cements that she was trying to purposely queue jump so death must be wished upon her entire family.
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