You should live alone.
You should live alone.
Not REALLY sticking to the remit of the thread because I find it bemusing and a bit funny, but what is it with people showing off their really uninspiring meals on social media?
I know moaning about people instagraming their dinners is a bit of a cliché, but I like to think I'm talking about something quite specific. It is like, shit loads of middle class young ladies (mostly ones who went to the girls grammar school) basically yummy-mummies in training, smugly posting their actually pretty fucking simple meals. Usually vegetarian stuff with some braindead comment like "proves you can still make a delicious and healthy meal without meat!" Well duh, retard.
I just saw this one - "afternoon well spent... healthy bolognese sauce with vegetables too small to see! Delicious and good for you". With a picture of 5 little bowls of chopped up veg. A whole fucking afternoon? Were you chopping them with a fucking butter knife? And why do you need to hide the veg? Last week I saw one which said "Tonight I made naan and dhal from scratch and they were both great. So I think that's worth an post". Is it really, though?
See also: shit sketches and, ugh, poems.
Unfollow/defriend
Though I imagine my newsfeed might be quite skewed, as so many people are dysfunctional freaks like me from single sex grammar schools.
i need to know my enemyOriginally Posted by Kikó
Don't lie, you especially love the poems.
skaters live and skaters die
but in the end we all get high
so if in life you don't succeed
fuck it all and smoke some weed
Maybe not.
There's one person always posting really terrible looking takeaway food on my newsfeed. Never anything interestingly terrible, just really shoddy and bland looking cheese pizza and chips, and always accompanied by palpable excitement. It always makes me a little sad, that he has so little going on a crap pizza is cause for celebration. There hasn't been much of that recently though, he's been busy going to about eight Glasvegas gigs all over the place.
I would rather see that poem
Than be Facebook friends with 7om
I bet his profile is just links
To photo albums full of... Relatives
His feed will probably be full of him liking food pictures from said relatives.
Stop stalking me, Lewis. The DATABASE needs to have boundaries.
I operate a One Database policy.
I've got exactly the same person but going round Scotland watching The View.
Lost a pub quiz yesterday on the final question of the final round. Seething
I feel your pain. My little gang of misfits had been going to a quiz for almost a year, always finishing lower mid-table, until one week where we were inspired and lead the whole way through. Until the last round, where we got pegged back and were level with another team. We lost the tiebreaker.Lost a pub quiz yesterday on the final question of the final round. Seething
Rod Liddle.
Angel Delight on his foot (or whatever it was).
I can't help but think Lewis is actually Rod Liddle in disguise. The writing style and world view is frighteningly similar.
Rod Liddle is the man.
The man lives in a world of permanent seethe.
People ordering deserts. There's seven of us and two have ordered deserts. Fuming.
The people not ordering dessert are the problem.
Starters > deserts
My hairline is now officially Dan Roan.
I ate far too much in short succession and now feel like a balloon.
This.
Spoken like a true deviant
Why is it a choice?
Some cunt is sat on facebook in the library with the message alert sound going at full volume every few seconds.
Ask him to turn it off.
There's like 50 computers in the room, no idea who it is. I guess I could get up and try following the sound.
Anythings better than eating sand.
I used to get involved in people's conversations when they talked loudly in the library, as though I'd assumed that I must be a part of the conversation. That worked well.
I'd only do it with ponce students, but it was good.
Savoury > sweet. Only people with mongol palates argue.
Palate fucks me off.
You eat stuff, you taste it, you either like it or you don't. Stop trying to copy the telly and sound important.
Do you just mean using the word?
People talking about their palate and other peoples palates. If the word sophisticated is mentioned along with it then they get full wanker points.
Weird how tickly it is as well eh?
You're only picking the one definition there.
Ok rather than say all that how about just using palate instead?
Anyone know the French word for palate?
1. Roof of mouth
2. Sense of taste.
You really should just come out with the whole point through and save the hassle. Can you only type one sentence at a time?
Did you just call me Mexican, you cunt?
Ok, yes.
As if Magic even has a roof of mouth/sense of taste beyond linking it to how much he wasted on it.
Please don't doubt the sense of taste capabilities of the roof of my mouth.
Magic could totally tell a Big Mac from a Whopper on a blind taste.
Our FUCKING roof needs pointing and apparently our buildings insurance doesn't cover it. Yeah mate, why would buildings insurance cover damage to the fucking building? Thieving cunts. Bang goes our holiday.
Just made an absolutely massive thread on all the stuff going down in the GCC this week. Closed the wrong tab. Fuming. All that content. Gone.
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