Top maths there MJ.
Top maths there MJ.
In 1981 they did. Boy let me tell you.
My mom has her moments too but i can imagine some 30 year old stay-at-home son telling his mother and benefactor that her roasts aren't very good being an annoying prospect to deal with and that, when taken in the wider context of tactlessness and lack of empathy, could compound into some serious emotional and spiritual damage
Shut up you tart.
Exactly.
Does she still introduce you as "My son, published author?" Lewis?
Left my laptop charger at home :\
A guy from work was complaining a while back(about 4/5 weeks ago) that he was feeling really run down. One of his mates told him to get into the doctors as he looked ill. He caved in and made an appointment, did his tests etc. He got a phone call back telling him to come back in. He tried to make an appointment for the next week but was told that he was needed in as soon as he could get down there. It turns out it was leukemia.
Since then he's had further tests done to see how bad he had it. As soon as the results came back he was moved to a hospice and told he had very little time left and there wasn't much point trying to treat it, but they would give it a go. Some of the lads went in to see him on Friday to the news that he's now been given days.
We got word today that he died late on Sunday. He's gone from being at work and feeling run down, to dead from leukemia in a space of 4 weeks. Life can really be a bastard.
That's got to be everyone's number one fear. Absolutely devastating.
Fucking hell, that's horrible. How old was he?
Fuck. How ill did he look? Surely there would have been other symptoms if it was that bad?
Speaking of which actually my father in law's boss got diagnosed with ALS or some sort of neurological disease. He died within 8 months of the diagnosis. This is someone who was in his early 40s that cycled 25 miles to work and 25 miles back home every day.
Also the CEO of that company, who became the CEO of one of the shareholding companies, died also in his mid-40s after a very short battle with cancer. Jinx.
My dad had a similar timeline. He was feeling knackered all of the time and went to the doctors. 6 weeks later he was dead.
In his 40's.
He didn't look bad at all until that day he came in. Even so you never expect to go the doctors to get checked out and come out with that.
I've heard many, many people describe themselves as run down, even myself too. Can't even imagine thinking 'well better go and see about it' then fucked.
Trick is, never go to the doctor.
Fixed.Originally Posted by Kikó
Agreed. Running out of battery with hours left on the workday would bring anyone down.
Having to use pen and paper :/
My friend avoided a possible IBS diagnosis last year by never going back to the doctor.
the girl in my shared office space (read: closet) is listening to salsa music, which is fine
but she's humming along with it, and not very descriptively...
so therefore it just sounds like one long hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmm sound
it's awful and i want to die.
I've managed to stretch it out by hibernating my laptop and turning the screen brightness to just above pitch black.
Oh and thanks for one upping me, Fox.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-38141319
Noticing that you have his pyjama bottoms :\
Mine are the shorts though, so I'm winning there.
And the rest.
'Abe gets sad when you forget to check Timehop'.
WELL ABE I GET SAD WHEN I CHECK IT EVERY DAY AND NOTHING HAS FUCKING HAPPENED BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE AND HAVE DONE NOTHING OF MERIT FOR 9 YEARS ACCORDING TO YOUR FUCKING APP BUT THATS ALL OK BECAUSE YOU TELL ME THAT 37 YEARS AGO PINK FLOYD RELEASED THE WALL YOU CUNT.
Great album tbf.
Timehop is so fucking annoying. If I want to laugh at my old stuff, I'll purposely go on Facebook/Twitter to look at my old stuff.
We usually have a work kick-about down the 7 a side pitches every Friday after the early shift. It's suddenly been turned into a charity match in aid of the poor fella who kicked the bucket at the weekend, with any money earned going to his wife/young kid. As such there are now about double the amount of people going. We usually end up with the place to ourselves anyway but I've no idea how it's going to work out with about 30 people coming.
I'm just hoping management don't see opportunity to look good and hi-jack the thing.
Get Fat Mike in goals.
how Rooney wears the armband under the shirt
soooooooo fucking annoyiiiiiiiiiing
Nothing like as annoying as that.
The beeeeeeeeeeeeest part is even when I typed that out I even thought to myself "Oh the lads are going to love this one."
The best part will be in four posts time when you get all stroppy because you can't actually handle anyone having a pop at you, but still insist on being an antagonistic shit with stuff like that.
I've just got home to find my heating having packed in. The boiler is fine so I won't be going without warm showers, but it'll be Tuesday before I can get anyone to look at the heating so the house will be freezing all weekend. I'll be out most of the weekend so not a huge problem, but still a pain in the balls.
John you're the most annoying shit i've ever encountered in my life, just shut up
What part of Bruh's post was antagonistic?
Imagine this being the case. Seems you're just not used to people having a pop back at you, which is surprising considering the especially useless and pedantic bullshit you tend to take issue with others.
Literally upset about me using extra letters so people would read as I intend the words spoken.
Because I used loooooong draaaaaaawn ouuuuuuuuuut words with extra letters for effect whilst simultaneously knowing someone like John would take issue with it.
Antagolistic is the wrong word. I'm not sure what the right word is but he's an odious cunt.
I'm honestly nothing but nice to people.
I really don't understand where all of this vitriol has come from.
Three posts. I wasn't far off.
Lol right.
Where has bruh been an 'odious cunt'?
The extra letters was always going to get a rise out of someone but he's pretty sound, most of the time.
It's a general aura he has around his posts. It's like when you look at someone and just know they fucking stink.
He comes across as those 'lol 420 brah' type of dicks.
No offence though, Bruh.
Leave it to the WDYTOE lads. Starting to make a shortlist of first chimpout favorites.
Just found out my Dad (well, Step-Dad, but the closest thing I've ever had to a real one) has Colon cancer.
This comes after 18 months of him telling everyone who would(n't) listen that he was ill and being told it was all in his head. This was based on a scan (which we've since found out was read by someone not qualified to do so) coming back as all clear and his career as a Paramedic meaning he must be prone to hypochondria.
What makes it worse is that after a while you side with the Dr's and stop listening. For 6 months I've thought he was full of shit and now I feel like an absolute cunt.
FUCK the NHS.
Terribly sorry to hear that Spike. What's his prognosis?
Not known right now. An actual consultant has now looked at the old scan, seen 'thickening' and a biopsy has been taken. They are 99.999% sure it's cancer (their words) but will have to wait for confirmation. Then it will be a full body scan to look for 'secondaries' which will decide if a simple removal will do or radiation and/or Chemo will be needed. It wasn't too bad on the old scan, but then that's a year old.
The NHS really is fucked. People may lol at the American system, and it has its faults, but the NHS seems to deliver for nobody these days. Cuts and failures. Failures and cuts.
@Lee
come on now
Sorry to hear that Spikey and I can understand your issues with the NHS.
It took them months to discover that my Dad had lung cancer (he went in a few times after falling on his ribs and they just kept saying it's probably just a cracked rib and he needs to rest), he also went into hospital a week before he died, on the first day they say his cancer was treatable and then the next day they said there is nothing they can do and that he only has a couple of weeks at best.
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