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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I've no idea what molars are but I'm well past all that shit now, so happy days.
    They be at the back of your mouth.

    each of the four hindmost molars in humans which usually appear at about the age of twenty.
    Three of mine are partially erupted. I'm not even sure if I have a fourth one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    Number three was 'Small annoying creature' which can't be far away from the truth.
    Leave his daughter out of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    Woke up with my right eye feeling all gritty and the vision all blurry. Went pharmacist and the chick on the counter was like 'yeah that's infected'. Got doctor's appointment to confirm it later today. It would only be a minor annoyance, but the vision in my left eye is pretty much permanently fucked from detaching my retina, so I can't really see a whole lot right now.
    That, without a shadow of a doubt, is the most hideous affliction the 'millennial' generation has spewed forth. It's like a magic shortcut to make yourself sound like a simpleton.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    That, without a shadow of a doubt, is the most hideous affliction the 'millennial' generation has spewed forth. It's like a magic shortcut to make yourself sound like a simpleton.
    Going by the rest of the post I'd be pretty sure it's just a mistake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    That, without a shadow of a doubt, is the most hideous affliction the 'millennial' generation has spewed forth. It's like a magic shortcut to make yourself sound like a simpleton.
    I thought i was gonna get sympathy for the conjunctivitis when I saw someone had quoted that post. Fair enough though. Probably.

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    Pretty sure I posted about an unknown beep in my house in this thread, but the search function is fucking useless so...

    It's definitely coming from the neighbour's house, confirmed that last night by creeping outside their front door.

    What is annoying is that I'm actually more tolerant of the beep than the painful conversation about said beep with a couple of deaf, senile old cunts. For now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Pretty sure I posted about an unknown beep in my house in this thread, but the search function is fucking useless so...

    It's definitely coming from the neighbour's house, confirmed that last night by creeping outside their front door.

    What is annoying is that I'm actually more tolerant of the beep than the painful conversation about said beep with a couple of deaf, senile old cunts. For now.
    Smoke alarm with a dying battery, probably. Set fire to their house and see if I'm right.

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    I'm sure those were the suggestions before. It's probably the backup battery and a mains alarm knowing my luck. I hope they're dead and not just deaf, that way I can totally avoid the conversation altogether.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    That, without a shadow of a doubt, is the most hideous affliction the 'millennial' generation has spewed forth. It's like a magic shortcut to make yourself sound like a simpleton.
    That's just how northerners talk, isn't it?

    I'm pretty sure it's not a millennial thing.

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    Goes without saying but ugh, airports.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Goes without saying but ugh, airports.
    Couldn't agree more.

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    I like flying, and the whole theatre around it. I think it's because I'm pretty organised and travel fairly often, so it's enjoyable seeing everyone else really stressed and running around, whilst I'm carrying one newspaper and listening to my music, having checked in hours before what is actually necessary.

    EDIT; although long stop-overs are annoying, especially in the middle-east when they are the a/c turned on way too low so it's freezing.

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    People with no clutch control. Some chinese lady almost backed up over me if I hadn't noticed and jumped up onto the boot. She dropped a good 6-7 yards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Arne View Post
    I like flying, and the whole theatre around it. I think it's because I'm pretty organised and travel fairly often, so it's enjoyable seeing everyone else really stressed and running around, whilst I'm carrying one newspaper and listening to my music, having checked in hours before what is actually necessary.

    EDIT; although long stop-overs are annoying, especially in the middle-east when they are the a/c turned on way too low so it's freezing.
    I love the flying bit, it's all the queueing. That's actually probably the biggest thing in life that fucks me off in any situation.

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    I was an absolute boss at flying, never got stressed or annoyed, then I had to go through South African immigration. Considering you're allowed to bring firearms through there I'm amazed no-one has shot up the place yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I love the flying bit, it's all the queueing. That's actually probably the biggest thing in life that fucks me off in any situation.
    Yeah, that's a fair point. I think that's why arrive so early (and check-in online) - to avoid the queueing at check-in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    I was an absolute boss at flying, never got stressed or annoyed, then I had to go through South African immigration. Considering you're allowed to bring firearms through there I'm amazed no-one has shot up the place yet.
    Try the land border between South Africa and Swaziland next time you have a couple of months to spare.

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    Conversely, the Cambodia-Vietnam border at Ha Tien was a complete waste of space.



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    Flying is crap unless there's free booze on the plane.

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    I'd like flying a lot more if I could actually sleep on a plane.

    I've never managed more than 5 minutes.

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    Flying fucking terrifies me until i've had a few drinks then I quite enjoy it.

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    Nothing better than sitting for hours on tight spaces.

    Flying is shit, although the flying itself is probably the best bit. Airports though are just fucking annoying.

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    I'm always extremely chill in airports and flying but my better half can't stand it, so I can't fully relax and enjoy myself.

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    I don't understand people who are scared of flying. You're several thousand times more likely to die in a car that's an even more enclosed space.

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    If you smash your car you might not die. If the plane goes down you're done.

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    I think Lewis has nailed the fear. I know if it's done, it's done. And you're 37k up in the air so it's going to be a horrendous death.

    I hate flying generally but longer haul I'm generally okay with (probably because I'm flying business innit Giggles) and coming back I'm better with (weird sense of security knowing I'm going home). I've flown at least 20 times in the last year and I still can't stomach any slight bump in the plane without abject fear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    I think Lewis has nailed the fear. I know if it's done, it's done. And you're 37k up in the air so it's going to be a horrendous death.
    Nah, the rise/drop (I'm no scientist, I'm Yevrah) in pressure knocks you out before you hit the ground. Apparently.

    One time, when I was 18 or so, we went through turbulence and the pretty lady 10 years my senior sitting next to me grabbed my hand. I was in and I beta-cucked it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    I think Lewis has nailed the fear. I know if it's done, it's done. And you're 37k up in the air so it's going to be a horrendous death.

    I hate flying generally but longer haul I'm generally okay with (probably because I'm flying business innit Giggles) and coming back I'm better with (weird sense of security knowing I'm going home). I've flown at least 20 times in the last year and I still can't stomach any slight bump in the plane without abject fear.
    The ones in bizniz get the same slap off the ground the rest do.

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    So part of Dr Foster is filmed in the small town I live in.

    Last year they came, did their shit in a few days and fucked off without a big fanfare.

    This year though I'm guessing they're either being dicks and/or they're filming a lot more scenes here.

    They only started filming today but they've had all parking suspended in and around the town square suspended for over a week now whilst setting shit up. Today they've had loads of dickheads knocking about and have been stopping traffic. Had to wait 10 minutes earlier in the town square as they weren't letting any cars near cameras. The sound guys are going to have to cut a lot of car horns out as people were pissed.

    Was also walking around the town earlier and was told to not stop and stare at the camera up ahead. Didn't have a problem with that as this face of mine really shouldn't be anywhere near television.

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    Not nearly the same but they filmed some of the second Fast and Furious movie in Miami..

    They did a casting call for people with nice souped up cars to be in the film. Had them sign wavers and all of that.

    People told me they fucked up a bunch of people's cars and the idiots were so excited just to be in the movie they basically signed away any liability from the studio beforehand lmao

    Could you fucking imagine? Spending thousands on souping up a fucking RX7 and they blow it up for effect lmao.

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    They filmed some of the sixth one of those in Glasgow, which lead to loads of noise complaints because it was largely stunt stuff and they had that little pound shop Formula One car ripping round town at two in the morning.

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    Doesn't help that dickheads are desperate for a glance of Suranne Jones as well as the potential of being caught on camera.

    Oh look Frank, there's me in the background scratching my arse. I'm famous.

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    I'd drag my balls through a council estate skip to be in the same postcode as Suranne Jones.

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    Places with no WiFi. Especially in places with no 4G. Fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I'd drag my balls through a council estate skip to be in the same postcode as Suranne Jones.
    She did look pretty damn good today as well, I did manage to catch a few glimpses of her.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...oster-set.html

    I also thought that parking attendant was part of filming which is why I decided not to ask her the nearest place I could park.

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    Ordered some football stuff to play tomorrow as there wasn't much in stock when I went in store. Paid for next day delivery in the hope it'd be here for when I get back from work. Order still shows as processing despite ordering hours ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mahow View Post
    So part of Dr Foster is filmed in the small town I live in.

    Last year they came, did their shit in a few days and fucked off without a big fanfare.

    This year though I'm guessing they're either being dicks and/or they're filming a lot more scenes here.

    They only started filming today but they've had all parking suspended in and around the town square suspended for over a week now whilst setting shit up. Today they've had loads of dickheads knocking about and have been stopping traffic. Had to wait 10 minutes earlier in the town square as they weren't letting any cars near cameras. The sound guys are going to have to cut a lot of car horns out as people were pissed.

    Was also walking around the town earlier and was told to not stop and stare at the camera up ahead. Didn't have a problem with that as this face of mine really shouldn't be anywhere near television.
    What fucks me off is British people using this to mean anything except drunk. You want 'pissed off'.

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    Fake eyelashes. Do they ever look good?

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    The ones that do, you wouldn't know they're fake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonsky View Post
    Fake eyelashes. Do they ever look good?
    I'm sure you don't need them, own your own lashes man.

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    I had a hard drive fail last week, I had a spare so replaced it and after some fiddling got most stuff off it. Yesterday my other hard drive started to die too. Ordered another.

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    I'm currently doing a commodity forecasting assignment for a class where neither commodities nor forecasting methods are described in any great detail, and as luck would have it, I'm the only group member with any clue in either of those subjects.

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    Been invited to the evening do of a work colleague's wedding tomorrow. I can't really be arsed with it anyway but I've just worked out that because they're getting married in the middle of fucking nowhere it's going to take me the better part of two hours to get home.

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