You could always take them with you and just give them a sleeping pill when you go out of an evening, I can't see that going wrong...
You could always take them with you and just give them a sleeping pill when you go out of an evening, I can't see that going wrong...
Better contact Mert. You'll definitely need a lawyer.Originally Posted by SvN
You'd be Yewtreed to death within about fifteen minutes of registering that URL.
Speaking of offspring, entitled parents have to the the biggest fuck off of them all. Expecting people to stop smoking for their filthy spawn.
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Sincere's idea sounds good to me.
Dumpmybaby.com
Saint has that bought already. .net is still available though.
Ratemybaby.com
Went over to the other side of the road to see if they wound up with my tickets. They're not in. Crisis.
Should have answered the door.
I did. After he left. This is the fucking problem when you've had years of avoiding answering because your smackhead neighbour's pisshead friends keep showing up.
Should answer the door to the postman though.
Alternatively, if you're delivering some misdelivered post ... like, post it through the letterbox.
Or knock on the door, a conscientious postman likes to make sure it arrives safely.
If he does knock, be sure to answer.
Well, I've checked all the options so it could've been just some random at the door last night. The person across the road hasn't had owt and neither have the guys next door.
Every cunt in the country is now an expert in, and lifelong lover of rowing now.
I've had family members go to Oxford, so I'm all clued up.
You're ok, I meant this one as two muldoons won a medal in it today.
The banter when the 4 lads won was amazing.
'Well he went to Oxford so he's not used to winning'. Or something along those lines, I was too busy lolling.
Calling TTH 'family' is going a bit far, Mahow.
Where do you and others stand if your neighbour smokes outside the front of his house (because his wife wont let him smoke in the house or by their rear windows cos the children sleep on that side of the house) and that smoke then rises in through my windows where my new born baby is sleeping?
Close the window if it bothers you that much?
Unless he's puffing it directly through the window does it really make that much of a difference? Or, you know, get the chainsaw.
Can't really close the window in the summer when the room is 25 degrees.
Yeah the room absolutely stank of smoke. Not great for a baby. I sent them a text last night. I fear it may have got awkward now. Not that i speek to the husband much. His wife wears the trousers.
I'd do what I could to accomodate the neighbours if they weren't wankers.
My annoyance comes from when you're in a pub/hotel OUT IN THE SMOKING AREA and some couple lands outside with a pushchair and annoying little 3 year old, sit near you, and ask you to put it out.
"For the love of God, vape."
In a smoking area I'll do whatever I like, those cunts have the whole inside to themselves. Luckily the management backed me up after they complained when I told them to fuck off.
Giggs, yeah fair point if you're out in public.
I text the wife last night and then the husband text me back asking me 'not to burden her with his bad habbit'. Bit hard when I didn't have his number.
Maybe your baby is smoking and just blaming it on the neighbour. That's just the sort of sneaky cuntish behaviour I'd expect from your shithouse offspring.
Aaaah, lovely stuff. Hope you're well, in yourself.
Don't worry, Quincy, he's raising a stripper.
Having just moved permanently to the UK, I was in Carphone Warehouse trying to buy a new phone contract yesterday. However, apparently you have to be a UK resident for three years (!) before you can successfully pass a credit check?I've been on pay as you go until now, but I'd rather not pay all that money for a phone outright again. I didn't realise you needed one for a phone contact.
I had got all hyped up to be rid of my old one that's dying on its arse.
Get a resident to go in with you and they can sign as kind of a guarantor like in a bank. I got one after a few weeks with Vodafone.Having just moved permanently to the UK, I was in Carphone Warehouse trying to buy a new phone contract yesterday. However, apparently you have to be a UK resident for three years (!) before you can successfully pass a credit check?
I had got all hyped up to be rid of my old one that's dying on its arse.
Really? Awesome, I'll try that. Cheers.
That said though, it was 2006. But worth a try. I think I had worse hassle getting a bank account sorted.Really? Awesome, I'll try that. Cheers.
A London accent. Sweet Lord no.
I keep expecting people to start chanting and put the nearest cafe chair through a window.
Those massive cars that are basically like domestic tanks.
That's a big thing.
i'm getting drug through the coals on another forum because I said I don't want Rooney breaking Sir Bobby's record.
Why do some United fans love Wayne Rooney so much? He literally tried to leave the club twice. It's disgraceful he's the captain of the side. He hasn't been worth a shit for years, but if you mention he played poorly OH GOD don't even want to imagine the vitriol.
I'm so annoyed man.
You're in luck, the wisemen of TTH are some of the biggest Rooney haters out there. I don't really understand that either; he's a good player, just not good enough to make a bad team play well.
In which way is he a "good player" now?
What is it that he does "good"?
Finishing, movement off the ball, passing.
You know what I mean then.
I saw one today that I literally couldn't believe. It was like a silver aircraft carrier. Anyone know what I'm talking about have any linkage?
As for Rooney, we all know the caps and goals mean fuck all if all you have to show for it is two quarter-final appearances 10 years ago.
They call them buses, HarvYou know what I mean then.
I saw one today that I literally couldn't believe. It was like a silver aircraft carrier. Anyone know what I'm talking about have any linkage?
When Rooney first went properly to shit I'm sure the statistics still said that we won more games with him in the side.
I'd be interested to know how/if that holds up now.
Rooney was good, should have been a lot better and his lifestyle has now caught up with him. Now he's a wage thief who is desperately poor.
A wage thief.
What is lifestyle by the way?
I still hold Ferguson partly responsible, for convincing the world it was acceptable to turn him into Dirk Kuyt.
He mustn't be a very good one.
1. He had 2 great chances he just shot straight at the keeper Sunday
2. He doesn't create chances with his movement, doesn't stretch the defense, doesn't make them think about him in any way whatsoever. His whole party trick is dropping back into the midfield, picking up the ball from someone, then shooting a moonshot pass that takes 30 days to arrive to it's target
3. Same as above really. like Mou said, most people who are proficient with a football can kick it far without any pressure.
I've never seen a guy kill more forward moves because he's a slow plodding piece of shit than Rooney and I regularly watch MLS nowadays.
I'm sorry if I sound like a dick but I just really hate Wayne Rooney. I'll be completely honest about it.
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