Women (usually late 20's/early 30's) who dress exclusively in gym gear. No fucker thinks you're going to the gym with full make up, the weekly shop and a couple of snot nosed kids in tow. You look ridiculous. Buy some proper clothes.
Women (usually late 20's/early 30's) who dress exclusively in gym gear. No fucker thinks you're going to the gym with full make up, the weekly shop and a couple of snot nosed kids in tow. You look ridiculous. Buy some proper clothes.
Faggot.
Most of them have arses like a bag full of satsumas anyway.
Have a word, John.
Not really 'fucking me off' but as you may have seen, Harold popped up again earlier so I went into the backend to see if I could just ban an ISP and thought I'd look through the other 30 or so alias' he created.
Some of the names are weird but my favourite thing is he's started filling in the biography (to confuse us? I'm not sure, we never look at registrations) section that I didn't even know was there
There was me almost fooled
Harold.
He reminds me of those antibiotic resistant super bugs.
I bet he was fuming when his introduction thread for 'Distal Rho' didn't work.
Such a desperate gimp
Parklife and the drones of mongs it attracts. Rain all weekend and a double digit death toll please.
I'm in Manchester this weekend and didn't realise it was on. It's going to be a muddy mong fest.
Went to a surprise 30th last night. The birthday boy spent most of his night in the toilets offering people "coins" of cocaine and then returning to the dancefloor off his head. He's even got his bird into it, and she's a primary school teacher ffs.
He's gonna propose next weekend too (at a Stone Roses gig, no less) and I've already told everyone I won't be going that muddy mong fest of a wedding.
I'm a twit
He sounds like a pleasure to be around.
He's actually alright.
I'm a twit
He sounds fine. Bit like my mate who can't help but call the drugs in no matter the occasion. Manchester update- it's still pissing it down.
14 year old girls with no clothes on chewing the walls.
Tell me more.
Just had an email from Amazon saying that they attempted to deliver something about 20 minutes ago.
I'm not buying it though, I didn't hear anything and a note wasn't left.
I became disproportionately annoyed by a 'Child on Board' sign in someones car on the way home today.
Not a single one of the people those signs are aimed at are going to care. It might actually be the biggest waste of money going given they'd be overpriced at a penny.
They defy logic they really do, I mean it's not like I was going to run them off the road until I discovered there were children on board.
"I mean I'm not a monster."
I used to have it on as a novelty new parent thing but then realised I drive like I stole it so just annoyed people.
Euro 2016.
Amazon appear to have branched out into toddler crack on their instant video service. I am disappoint.
Re those child on boards signs: I once saw a car where one side of the back window had MUMMY'S LITTLE PRINCESS RHEA ON BOARD and the other said had TWINS JACK AND SAM ON BOARD. I wonder who mummy liked best.
I'm a twit
I don't actually begrudge thick working class people banging on about being a full-time mummy on facebook and all that shit because it must be the only way to distract themselves from the abject horror of them ruining their lives.
I'm not sure where I stand with the baby-on-board signs. Leaning towards thumbs-down.
They fall into the same bracket as any establishment that has novelty toilet signs (Does/Bucks that kind if awful shit) ie they should be immediately burnt to the ground.Originally Posted by Baz
Waiting for a Virgin technician to come, fuck 3 hour windows.
The AA phoning me twice with a text despite being a home start is so much better. Other companies should take note.
Aren't you a virgin technician?
I got my wisdom teeth out yesterday. Horrible. Tried to eat some solid food and ended up with a piece of spaghetti stuck in one of the gaping holes in my mouth.
At least yours were easy to remove. None of mine came through completely.
Secretsales delivered a suit with a security tag still on it. Can't wait for the ink surprise.
The sale was so secret the shop they got it from didn't know it happened.
"Secret sale yeah mate"
I like them purely because they often show the thicko's up.
All those signs, if they have gender specific words in them, are probably discriminatory these days.
While I was at work the Mrs turned the cooker on to let the oven heat up. After a few mins the entire house lost power. She had assumed power cut but after checking with the electric company it wasn't that. Checked fuse box and something had tripped. She pressed reset and restored the power.
The cooker now turns on and everything but the oven works. It's electric fan style oven and the light comes on and it makes the same sound I remember it making before, but there is zero heat in there, even after leaving it on max for a while. Anyone have any ideas I can try, short of buying a new oven?
Fuse went because the heating element blew out, a repairman can fix it no problem. The element itself costs fuck all so you're mostly going to be paying for labour, unless you do it yourself.
It's either a blown fuse or the element's damaged. Considering the surge in power, I'd go with the fuse. If you can't locate the fuse (varying places on different models), put the model name in online and you should be able to find something. Element's easy enough. If it's not glowing whilst on, or their is visibile damage, it's that. Both are easy enough to fix if you're not a complete fanny.
"It's just the element love, any fanny can do it"
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Cheers lads. Will get googling how it's laid out.
EDIT: Looks like it's just 4 screws after going in from the front... Just got to go and get a new element.
Happened to us the othet week. We needed a new element.
In this last month we've had to replace that, the shower and get a bloke out for the washing machine. Why can't it all fuck up after we've moved?
I need a new HDMI cable after knacking the pins in the old one.
I'm driving down south tomorrow and I've never driven on a toll road before. Is there a barrier? Do I slow down when I come up to it and throw cash in? What happens if I don't have cash on me at the time?
Apparently there's one toll road in Dublin that doesn't even have barriers too. You have to pay online for it or something.
The whole thing is confusing and annoying. Fucking toll roads. What a shit idea.
The M50 toll is a right bastard. If you forget to pay, you get fined.
It's not like it doesn't apply once you recross the border either. There's a reason to vote leave, right there.
Aye, I was hoping that I might be able to get away with once I was back up north but that's not the case. So they could come up here and murder people back in the 70s/80s/90s and escape back down there but we can't even avoid a fucking traffic charge by coming back up here now?
Paisley was right all along.
The weather. We had a massive storm last night. Flooded both train lines into London and a few of the local A roads. We've had another storm tonight. Why is it still as sticky as a bakers cunt?
It's better than last night, I couldn't sleep because it was too humid.
Tonight seems slightly better.
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