Nope. As I remember neither of them even did French at school.Originally Posted by Ian
Nope. As I remember neither of them even did French at school.
How do you come up with that as an Idea?
“You know we both love Brangelina? Yeah? Well, how about...”
And that still doesn’t explain the faux French element. Mental.
The French makes it classy.
The combining of surnames thing seems to have gained popularity in the last few years. A guy I went to school with did it, and now has the surname "Grundy" - formed from "Green" and "Bundy".
Was he born on a Monday?
Isn't grundy slang for pants?
To be fair Bundy isn't exactly a great surname.
Breen would have been a much better compromise. I thought Grundies were like proper crusty old y fronts.
It's still nowhere near as bad as a double barreled surname.
Grool is like fanny froth.
one time I did compound paths with a bunch of shit and did a gradient across them all
yeah
Those two abysmal 'Crimbo Limbo' bints are back with another song that's somehow even more annoying. I thought that flouncing beelzebub from the GoCompare adverts was bad but fuck me those two are the worst yet.
I had to pop across town after I got home from work earlier, got to the car to find someone trying to park in a space in front of my car. Gave the internationally accepted sign that I was just about to leave and they duly pulled back and let me go. Got back just now to find that they'd parked right in the middle of the two spaces. I feel like there isn't a sentence harsh enough for crimes of this magnitude.
Rugby rugby rugby rugby rugby rugby rugby rugby rugby.
Radio, TV, online. All. Fucking. Morning.
Yeah, that's what living in Swansea was like. It was a trek just to find somewhere playing United v Chelsea when the 6 Nations was on.
This list (originally for the soccer in 2016) will be needed for a pint later on.
http://publin.ie/2016/pubs-with-no-t...ing-the-euros/
That’s possibly the most passive aggressive website in existence.
You're posting on it.
Fair point
I wouldn't have a clue. I only read lists they stick on Twitter.
They're still going on about it.
Voicemail.
Phone calls in general are a sack of shit. The only time they're ever necessary is when an instant response is required. If it isn't that, or someone who's too far away to meet you having a catch up, then the only reason to make a phone call is a salesman or similar person using their smooth voice skills to try and trick you, and 70% of calls fall into this category.
I generally hate phone calls, but there are times where a 5 minute call is a lot easier than an hour of back and forth emails.
I'll take phonecalls a million times over e-mail or texting. Not conference calls because they're hell but one on one? It's a phone call every time.
Depends who you are I guess. I have the upper hand written down (just look at my Best Poster titles in 2007 and 2008), but don't have the gift of the gab so I'll always be pushing people towards email or whatsapp.
That post reminds me of those restaurants that win awards for best restaurant from 1995 and you wonder has it all gone to shit in the twenty years since.
I get at least 10 a day but rarely answer. I just pretend I was somewhere that phones aren't allowed. Fucking hate talking on them. Worst of all is someone with an issue. I'd rather drive to the far end of Cork to look at something than try talk some mong through checking things themselves over the phone.
When I set my out of office message (the one where they can't leave a message) I conveniently forget to deactivate it once I'm back until the boss notices and tells me. I've got a week and a half out of that one in the past.
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I chucked my 'broken' earphones away, bought some new ones, and it turns out to be my iPod audio jack.
That's exactly why I have a crap pair that I never use, gotta test that audio.
Which one is it? Some of them are handy to replace.
The iPod has been going strong for ten years so you can see my thinking.
EDIT: 6th generation (apparently).
The 6th gen iPod classic is one of the best pieces of technology ever.
Take a look on ifixit. I didn't realise there's about a million of them.
EDIT - if it is the Classic then it looks like a complete cunt in comparison to the Mini or Nano due to getting the thing open. I'd get a shop to do it.
https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/iPod+Cl...eplacement/562
Lewis are you still walking about with a Nokia 3310 and an iPod classic?
Thank God streaming services has put paid to them all.
I have a Nokia 301 which I think I bought in 2014.
Lewis, you are the oldest man on this forum and I'm including Spav.
I have an HTC that I think might be 5+ years old and a proper iPod classic (the only thing they've ever made worth buying).
It does what it needs to do (ring, text, football scores), and it fits in your pocket. Plus it was fifty quid. Sorted.
Get a new HTC with 64 or 128GB and use it for both. The headphone output is excellent (though it's USB-C).
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Yeah it's definitely creaking a bit now, I only really use the iPod for podcasts anyway so storage not a problem. Plus after having this number for so long there are far too many people who know it.
You haven't had to change your number when you get a new sim for about a decade.
Come on Disco.
Just found out yesterday that when I call someone, the name of my sister appears on their called id thing. Lol I guess.
Why would you have to change your number to change your phone? You don't even have to change your number to change networks any more.
I know, I want to change my number so less people have it. Someone at work gave it out to a few customers and there's no taking that back.
Mid-shit in a restaurant and someone turns the lights off.
I'd love to do that to some grotesque fat cunt that's made me sniff their lunch whilst taking a piss in a restaurant just before I have my main.
The whole bathroom is on one switch though.
Who turns off the lights for a whole bathroom?
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