Why are people allowed to make a load of racket in a library? Just tell them to fuck off.
Why are people allowed to make a load of racket in a library? Just tell them to fuck off.
It sounds like the 'females' were in the right place to make noise, so you have to wonder what Mahow was doing in there other than lurking to sniff their seats.
They were in a study room (meant to be quieter) than the regular bit.
They should have rented out a room on the first and second floors to practice their shit presentation.
'Excuse me, ladies...'
What a shiver I get when Mahow uses the word female.
I hate that I've only now found out BBC's website has a pidgin English version.
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/media-40969682
It must be the only way Jimmy wants to hear the news from now on.
The first ten seconds of that is amazing.
I need to know how 9/11 was reported in pidgin.
Wat de fuk is it?
It's Pigeon English. More specifically, Nigeria's take on it.
Is that what most teenagers speak in England now?
I ran for the bus and my phone fell out of my pocket. Now I've got a lovely scratch on the side of my pixel
I dropped mine going through security in Birmingham the other day and how the fuck it didn't smash the screen or the glass top at the back is beyond me.
Thankfully I heard the thing drop before I got on or I would have been even more wounded.
Most teenagers in England are African now so probably.Originally Posted by Giggles
On Amazon live chat as my Kindle isn't working properly.
I tell them instantly that I've tried multiple USB ports, multiple cables, restarted my device and my PC.
His first thing is to go through them again.
But, I've already done that
But asks me to do it all the same. He then tells me to restart my PC with the Kindle attached
How am I meant to keep the chat open (on my PC) if I restart it?
He assures me that we will not get disconnected as long as I don't close the window and of course the chat is dead. I think he told me to do it just because he didn't want to talk to me anymore
Vignesh is helping me now and he's much better.
lol at you for actually doing it.
Have you tried pressing CTRL + W, 'how?
Alt-F4
I did it to prove him wrong and because he was taking about 5 minutes per response so I was hoping I'd get someone more competent.
Yet another foreigner mugging you off in a chat window.
Seems that it's not my Kindle anyway but my PC.
The USB ports are fucked. They're charging devices but not recognising any of them, I can plug something in and nothing.
External hard drives are working fine though :\
Lewis has smashed they out of the park.
The thing I like most about DPD is their professionalism and customer service
Im sorry for the inconvinience and i understand your frustration i am awair that you paid extra but we dont do refunds you will have to speak to your sender for that an they will raise an investigation, I have also put your delivery threw to tommorow as its the fastest time i can get it delivered, I hope u have a good day and thank's for your time.
Oh god.
I hate stupid people and, moreso, stupid mistakes that I can’t believe nobody has spotted. Like before I phone Specsavers in old swan and the recorded message says to book an appointment go to www dot Specsavers dot old swan. The fuck? It should be dot com slash old swan. Obviously the guy recording it got flustered, messed up, but then they used it anyway. Muppet! In fact, ima tweet them.
I'm a twit
I'm having a real issue with old people refusing to adapt to modern life at the moment. In particular, they seem unable to accept a) that mobile phones are now widespread and b) that people often use them.
Another good example of this, in my experience, is their dislike for contactless cards. They seem to think some sort of black magic is afoot.
My mother in law refuses to use contactless because she's paranoid that someone will use some sort of scanning device near her and steal her money while the card is in her wallet. I don't have any fucking idea why she thinks not using it to pay will prevent that.
There's a load of people now really have their back up about phones. Really taking offence to the fact that a slab of metal and glass is more interesting than them.
Tell her that, contrary to the name, the field on it has such a narrow range that contact is unavoidable.
If it's just proximity-based then literally just owning a card will see your account emptied by ne'er do wells?
A phone requires a secondary authentication factor (thumbprint/face unlock etc) so is therefore safer.
tl:dr: your mother in law is an idiot
My nan thought it meant she could only spend Ł30 on it i.e. she has a daily limit. No hope with some people.
I wish my Mum would just add things to dictionary when she's typing up her reports which she makes me proof read. Every single time she ends up getting names wrong, I'm currently checking a report where she has used two variations of spelling for one name and I have no idea which is the correct one.
Doesn't fuck me off but there's nowhere to put it.
Huge gas leak just outside our house, they've got 3 vans, have dug up half of our driveway and our coming in to the house every 30 minutes or so to take readings. Haven't switched off the gas yet but they're unsure if they might have to do it later.
So what are you complaining about? That some people have come to fix a potentially lethal gas leak in your house for free?
I'm not complaining, hence the first sentence.
There's not a 'shit that's going on near me' or something thread though or even a 'Late Night thread' (let's make one) so this is the next best thing.
Still out there with a jackhammer with no idea of when they'll be knocking off.
Must be making a fortune in overtime.
There are several late night threads.
They're all late night threads if you post at the right time.
So now we have to use late night threads? I thought we were never allowed those.
Next we’ll be allowing help with homework threads.
I'm a twit
+1
Late nite 4 lyf.
Lol at us complaining about where something is posted when we aren't fucking posting anything anywhere these days.
I think it was just a case of Mahow being wrong no matter what he did.
Isn't that the perpetual state of things? Anyway, carry on.
I wasn't saying he had to use it, just correcting the assertion that we didn't have one.
Still at it btw.
Congratulations on the lipo, hope it does wonders for your confidence.
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