Sergio Ramos is incredible
We are so hilariously shit this season
Still not HUGELY upset about it yet. Probably because I'm off to Porto on Monday.
Sunderland are starting their run early this year. I'd like to think my session with them on PES resulted in some voodoo curse.
Moyes must have been close to being gone. Delighted to see him get them on a bit of form.
Back to calling it "Upton Park"?
That last goal from him was pure filth.
The top four will stay as it is assuming Chelsea replace Gary Cahill.
Well we're top with Gary Cahill having played every game so he can't be that much of a problem. Zouma is playing reserves and that though.
David Luiz has been colossal so far, which was unexpected.
Got a tad lucky today though not to be 2-0 down. He's fine against the meh teams but has been atrocious in the two games against a decent side.
Hazard is magical.
Edit: forgot about Zouma - he'll be a colossus with his pace in this formation
I suspect Zouma may ultimately come in for Marcos Alonso, who you can't knock but he's basically blagging it, and then Dave, whose positioning in a back three is a bit all over the place, will resume hostilies on the left. That will give Cahill a bit more freedom to get lost and kick it into his own face.
Chris Sutton on MOTD
Aguero has already had a three game ban no? So that's a minimum four game ban for a second red I think? Even if the FA don't decide to increase it by more.
It wasn't exactly the Helen Lovejoy special that everyone is making it out to be. There's tackles like that every week.
Yeah 4 games because of the earlier ban. If you're City and you end up losing the title by a couple of points, do you look back and wonder why your main striker could only play in 31 of the 38 games because he couldn't keep his head?
Will be sold in the summer if this Gabriel Jesus turns out to be the business.
Chris Sutton just said an English player dived. That's him never on again.
Alli is a serial diver. He needs to be properly called out for it. Was expecting harsher from Sutton.
Chelsea look rank bad whenever they play anyone half decent but you have to give them credit for the results they keep getting. From a passing perspective them seem to be benefitting from a lot of opposition player fuck-ups this season. City really should have put them away yesterday, but the meltdown was fairly lol. As mentioend above, I'm fairly sure Fabregas just backed himself up over that advertsiing hoarding. Could do with Aguero getting at least an extra game but he won't. He is a filthy bugger though. Isn't Antony Taylor that 'Altrincham' one Mourinho moaned about?
Don't rule it out.
Or we win the FA Cup and Ranieri is outed as a nonce.
Having to miss Scunthorpe away because you've got to fly to Japan and play Palmeiras in the World Club Cup.
I've got a bad feeling about today. 2-0 Bournemouth.
Also, why don't Lino's ever wear caps? Are they allowed to?
Firmino's teeth really clashing with our kit today.
Quality finish from Origi. 2-0
Amazing game in the FA Cup, non league Curzon Ashton 3-0 up over League One Wimbledon after an hour. They lost 4-3 with a 94th minute winner.
"well, Jim. I've had a lovely day out ..."
Can't wait to watch United play out another tedious draw! Hurray!
I've enjoyed this match, mainly for Bobby Madley's refereeing, which is like a 90-minute guessing game.
Bournemouth had a stonewall pen is the first half not given for reasons unknown.
That ball not crossing the line 100% was hard to take.
There was something inevitable about that.
Karius
Bring back Ming the Merciless.
Karius is just a walking fuck-up. Well in Nath.
I now declare Chelsea champions.
Catch the fucking ball, you gimp.
:****)
That was the stuff that makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Now this is the Liverpool we know and love.
FEC and the trendy lesbian at CB? lol.
Hasn't that been the centre-back partnership for the last 4 or 5 games? Smalling is still injured, I believe.
Smalling is garbage, hope he stays injured for a while.
The front of the United team looks swish, so if they can't put anything together today then fucking hell.
This Ryan Fraser lad looks like he's constantly about to burst into tears.
I thought it was inevitable when they went to 2-1 but at 3-1 to us we really should see out such games. We've thrown that but credit to Bournemouth, a true game of two halves.
Scoring 3 goals away and not even taking a point, says there's a big problem at the back. But we've known that for some time haven't we?