He's four.
He's four.
That's why he's a dickhead. They all are.Originally Posted by Boydy
I would put money on him turning out gay as well.
Really wish you'd write a book narrating about this 4 yr old. Guaranteed best seller.
"My Prejudices: Bald Men and Gay Children."
Just cracked open a bottle of alcoholic Crabbies. Christmas is here.
I made Christmas dinner earlier for me and the Mrs. Had most of the prep work done so it was handy and fucking epic.
It's the 18th you fucking mook. Do you want me to put that in my 2016 summary thread? Probably as exciting as it gets for an old twit like you.
Someone's in a good mood today.
She's got six of her mates round for Christmas dinner but they've all brought a bit of it. Don't quite get that.
The one who was supposed to get sprouts was too hungover to go the shop before it shut so they've no sprouts now.
I ate some pasta and chatted to the good one for twenty minutes before skulking off upstairs to "wrap presents" (read TTH) for the rest of the night.
I'm a twit
Last weekend before Christmas. When do you want us to do it, fucking November?
Traditionally it's done on Christmas day.
How about Christmas? A radical suggestion, I know.
I have dinner Christmas dinner Christmas day with my family, she has dinner Christmas day with her family. The last weekend before Christmas we have Christmas dinner together.
Did I effect your dinner in any way?
There's far too much dinner in that post.
Never too much dinner.
Dinner.
Christmas dinner.
You spend Christmas day apart?
Do you have it at dinner (lunch) time or tea (dinner) time?
I'm a twit
3pm or gtfo
I know a couple of couples that spend XMAS apart, but not engaged ones or married ones (except me shortly lololo!!!).
Also Christmas dinner should be served at between 3 and 4pm.
I've always had Christmas dinner early. 2 at the latest, 1 preferably, and I don't think I'd ever change.
She likes to go to her family for the 2 days and I like to go to mine. Neither is willing to go to the other (we do that in the days afterwards) but it's never a problem really.
The dog has gone, and my mother is sulking.
You missed out rat cunt from the end of this post.
You really are in a good mood!
I'd give him a hug if I could.
Christmas shopping went well. I bought myself a Levi's jacket and fuck all for anyone else. Sherpa number though.
Does that mean it has the wooly lining?
He's just got the arse that he made a shit thread thread about 2016. The mug.
Sports Personality just killed that Iceland 'thunderclap' off for good. Well in.
That was so cringe.
Like a fucking toaster. Will last for yonks as well.
The hockey player in red is fit.
The bird in the bikini on SPOTY.
I love how the horse jumpers always get a huge vote out on SPOTY compared to more 'popular' sports. The silent majority know which side their bread is buttered.
I'm a twit
That's bazlliant.
Been on Facebook for hours.
Yeah appreciate the comments and the rep but it's not mine.
Still awesome though.
I'm a twit
For the ornament and for thinking Baz actually created it.
Christ, this strike is well timed.
I'm supposed to be flying out on the 24th and it looks like we won't find out whether the strikes going ahead till the day of which means I might have to drive from here to the UK in the back of a fucking Mini. Might tell my parents to shove their presents and go hand luggage only.
I've been eating for two days non-stop. I'm fucking stuffed. Got right into the champagne and foie gras yesterday though. Foreign Xmas
We've booked into a local boozer for Xmas dinner as neither of us can be arsed to cook. Do that then a mooch around the park.
Where are you Raoul?
Cool Runnings has just been on BBC 1. Gets better with every watch.
Downloading Die Hard 1080p as we speak.
Belgium
Our family tradition is that I cook the Christmas Eve dinner (fuck knows how I got saddled with that) and then on the day itself we go to the pub, then home for roast beef. For some reason this year I'm gagging to do all of it, even the meal admin. I might even make my pints an ale instead of a lager. Fucking have that, Remoaners.
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