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    I said it last time, I’ll say it again - If I could avoid paying tax, I would. Show me your ways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    This Paradise Papers thing is a right grubby shitfest and has all of the journalistic integrity of an up-skirt shot.
    Why do you think?

    For me it's not been as interesting as the other money laundering exposures. It seems more intent on nailing the famous for shipping off their cash than digging into the grubby side channels they're invested in (bar maybe the brightside place the Queen is funneling her cash through)

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    The Queen had £3,000 in that offshore thing. As I mentioned on the other topic, if you lead with a famous name it literally doesn't matter what the detail of the story actually is, no one will read it.

    This is all a result of everyone believing the world should be run by accountants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    I said it last time, I’ll say it again - If I could avoid paying tax, I would. Show me your ways.
    The point is you don't make enough money to be allowed to participate in this tax dodging. They both get more money and more ways to keep it.

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    It's also not really 'offshore' for the Queen.

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    The world gets a bit worse. People are actually calling for his job now

    https://www.independent.ie/irish-new...-36301419.html

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    'I shouldn't be asking this but...'

    Don't then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    'I shouldn't be asking this but...'

    Don't then.
    It's quite incredible isn't it. If you have to prefix any question or statement like that you should know not to bother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    'I shouldn't be asking this but...'

    Don't then.
    Yeah, the headline and the quotes don’t add up. I get the impression a more favourable response would have been followed up with some pretty seedy questions. ‘You must be busy. Do you still find time to be... naughty?’

    Still a fucking stupid thing to end up in court over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    'I shouldn't be asking this but...'

    Don't then.
    That was his only mistake, but still he just asked if she was married. Another win for the snowflakes.

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    He even looks like a predator. Case closed. Next thing he'll be taking his own life, that seems to be this month's 'I'm gay btw lol' for the preds.

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    #metoo

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    I've been sexually harassed by Pep Guardiola, Harry Kane, the entire Australian cricket team, and all four members of U2.

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    Harry Kane is far too thick to be a sexual abuser. He's the sort to be passed around his step-family like some home made sticky toffee pudding and not even realise it.

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    If Lenny in Of Mice and Mean can fiddle, Harry Kane can fiddle.

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41966412

    Anyone else think this is fishy as fuck? None of the responses line up with what what you'd expect for a holiday-maker being scooped up by the Iranian fuzz.

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    Boris wouldn't be going around saying she was training journalists unless she was indeed training journalists.

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    Exactly. He is frequently a buffoon but that seemed an odd leap to have made if she really was just there on holiday. Gove too, he said he had no idea what she was doing there which is what you'd say if you knew exactly what she was doing and it was something dodgy.

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    It’s also what you’d say if you had no idea what she was doing there, mind.

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    She's probably a terrorist. Death penalty please.

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    Yeah, it sounded to me like he had inadvertently revealed the truth, so this will probably end up having been the best thing for her, since nobody appears to have given a fuck until this week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    It’s also what you’d say if you had no idea what she was doing there, mind.
    She was arrested in 2016, there's no way they don't know exactly what she was doing. The only reason you say you have no idea is so there isn't a video of you saying she was doing nothing wrong when it turns out she was definitely doing something wrong and we asked her to do it.

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    The Guardian really is becoming a joke website. I mean, what the fuck is this??


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    'becoming'

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    It's clickbait, just aimed at coffee drinkers rather than kool-aid drinkers.

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    I really don’t know why I keep returning

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    Could you not find a smaller image?

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    That's quality. I love that they're doing an advent calendar too. Everyone will be doing them within a couple of years.

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    Worse than Istanbul.

    https://www.irishtimes.com/news/irel...life-1.3292814

    Toggle Spoiler

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42032629

    I wouldn't apologise for that.

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    That’s far more impressive than a couple of Red Arrows drawing a heart. I know who I’d want on my side at war.

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    Good news at the end of the story then.

    In August this year, an RAF fighter pilot drew a 35-mile penis on radars monitoring skies over Lincolnshire, England.

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    See? Ours was bigger.

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    Ratko Mladic has been found guilty of genocide. I wonder how Magic will word his petition.

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    Will he only serve a portion of his sentence?

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    Probably. He's an old man.

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    I've been done up like a kipper here.

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    I saw it before the edit.

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    What is going on here?

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    It originally said Ratio Mladic.

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    I don’t think turning it into a Muslim statue is the answer.

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-42070712

    Another one for the Giggles Hall of Shame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-42070712

    Another one for the Giggles Hall of Shame.
    That's basically Mert, isn't it.

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    The weirdest thing about that is he got a (good) job straight out of uni so it's hard to see where he thinks his education has held him back.

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    Christ, I feel angry reading that.

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    I thought he looked a bit old to be getting a degree. 17 years ago?

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    I'd like to know how this wound up in court.

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