THE SHOWDOWN: Starmix vs Tangfastics

[Spammer]

It's been brewing for a while, but I think it's time to fine out once and for all. Which is the superior force?

[Magic]

Go on another self indulgent walk you mook.

[Spammer]

Insults are an easy way to feel heard, aren't they?

Magic

[Browning]

Super mix, obviously.

[Boydy]

Insults are an easy way to feel heard, aren't they?

Magic

Tangfastics. Although I've not had either in years. I don't really care that much for gummy sweets. I'd rather have a bit of chocolate any day.

[Pleb]

Haribos.

[Disco]

Haribo are just shit wine gums.

[Spammer]

Super mix, obviously.

That's the sort of thing a paedophile would say.

[Lewis]

Tangfastics of the two, but I would never buy them for myself. Gummy sweets are only decent when you freeze them as well.

[Spammer]

I'd never thought of that.

As a kid I used to put a gummy bear in a bowl of water overnight and eat a gigantic, watery gummy bear the next day. That was good. Never frozen though. Might look into that tonight.

[John]

Both are shit. The only gummy sweets worth talking about are Wine Gums and York Fruits.

[Adamski]

Wine Gums?! Utter nonsense, who wants to pick half a sweet out your teeth every 10 seconds?

[Disco]

You're thinking of Fruit Gums, Fruit Pastilles ugly sister.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'll eat anything gummy.

[Adamski]

You're thinking of Fruit Gums, Fruit Pastilles ugly sister.

Fruit Pastilles Those and Skittles are

[Spammer]

Fruit gums are pretty good.

Does anyone remember fizzy fish? Sour as fuck they were

[Browning]

To follow up on my Super Mix post, the best ones in there by a mile are the Jelly Babies. Seeing as you can buy them on their own, I guess they're the best Haribo.

[phonics]

Did you know the reason you see so many knock-off Jelly Babies now is that Rowntrees forgot to renew their copyright (patent?)? and it became public domain.

[John]

That strikes me as a bollocks internet 'fact'. Not least because Jelly Babies are made by Bertie Bassett.

[Yevrah]

Yeah, I'd be amazed if that can't be filed in the same bin as a retailer having to honour a price on a label.

[Shindig]

Moam Pinballs, you motherfuckers.

[Foe]

jelly tots, surely.

[Baz]

I bought some tangfastics to eat on a plane journey but didn't realise they were some special edition festival ones so the flavours were different. Ruined! Should have got Starmix.