I'm not ok with Hughes's beard
I'm not ok with Hughes's beard
One of the Football Weekly bods reckoned that de Roon bloke at Middlesbrough was going to be this season's Kante, having had the most tackles and interceptions in Serie A last year. We're in for a couple of years of interceptions being the new assist, aren't we?
I think I would probably cope, John. He's not my uncle or something. Plus I don't like City very much.
I always thought it was Dennis Nerdy. Mind blown.
60 minutes until Zlatan-time.
United line-up.
Rashford in the u21s or loaned to Norwich?
Edit: lol saw the subs.
Fellaini and Rooney? Jesus, he's had a whole summer.
Well Pogba's suspended. Rooney still lingering though sadly.
Cook starts.
How can anyone think Fellaini is a better option than Schneiderlin?
Mata is a bit of a shocker.
I was going to ask who is behind 'Zlatan', but Juan Mata will probably get subbed after fifteen minutes.
This has been shit so far, but on the upside Bailly is quality.
Mata, Rooney and Fellaini
That was a nice move. Rooney probably should have done better with the chance.
I "love" that £30m these days for a club like United is what you toss away on a decent squad rotation player.
Enjoy that bench Mkhitaryan.
How is Cook doing?
Whatever it was he was trying to do first hit there was seriously lol but I'll take the luck.
Can we employ the van to abduct Rooney, so we can have Mata in the middle and Mkhitaryan on the right?
I was lolling at Mata chasing that down trying to prove a point, with his little legs getting him nowhere. Goal of the Season candidate for me.
Yeah, the minor Cups start soon so he'll get a run.
Seriously though, he's probably not a permanent benchwarmer like, say, Depay is, but he's clearly not an Ibrahimovic "first name on the team sheet" player either. He's just a guy. He's the equivalent of £10m on Diego Forlan in 01/02 or whatever.
Mkhitaryan is better than that. He'll be a proper first team starter before long. I reckon RL is right and he's got a niggle or just isn't quite up to speed.
'Tony V' looking like peak Cafu was the highlight of that bollocks half. What a trooper.
Nice dive, you fat cheat.
Rooney back to his best!
Edit: That was clearly a premonition and not lolling at him for missing that earlier chance.
Well in, you fat cheat.
Eric Bailly is a beast. He makes Paulp Ogba look like fucking Urkel.
This Man Utd team is likable as fuck once the Armenian and Abgop Laup come in.
Shit 'keeper. His head's in Madrid.
Arsenal Cech; Bellerin, Holding, Chambers, Monreal; Elneny, Coquelin; Walcott, Ramsey, Iwobi; Sanchez
Liverpool Mignolet, Clyne, Lovren, Klavan, Moreno, Wijnaldum, Henderson, Lallana, Coutinho, Mane, Firmino
So we're out for blood then? I like this.
That Arsenal team is so shit. Liverpool playing five "10s"
Jesus that's a ropey looking Arsenal team.
If Mane doesn't score a million goals this could be my worst FF week ever.
He's my captain so I need about 5 from him.
EDIT: Where's Xhaka?
What the fuck is that front six about, exactly?
The piss and wind in there.