Today
Hull v Leicester City (Sky) - 12:45
Burnley v Swansea
Crystal Palace v West Brom
Everton v Tottenham Spurs
Middlesbrough v Stoke
Southampton v Watford
Man City v Sunderloland (BT Sport) - 17:30
Super Sunday
Bournemouth v Man Utd (Sky) - 13:30
Arsenal v Liverpool (Sky) - 16:00
Monday Night Football
Chelsea v West Ham (Sky) 20:00
Celtic playing Inter Milan in the International Champions Cup when the Scottish season has already started is a bit lol really.
I'm going to Bournemouth on Sunday. Shame there is no Pogba as he's banned from Italy but we should have enough. Hopefully Rooney did enough to drop himself last game.
It's the 'Nissan Super Sunday' now... AND IT'S LIVE!
Sky are showing live Saturday 3pm's over here now too (Everton Spurs this week) so there might be some fancy shit you can do with the box to get that live too.
Brilliant
What the fuck.
That's ten times anything joe.co.uk can come up with.
That's the best thing I've seen all year.
Is it worth installing a VPN for?
I think that's guaranteed the Licence Fee for the next year.
Looking forward to this season as a neutral
.....
Hull v Leicester City - Leicester
Burnley v Swansea - Draw
Crystal Palace v West Brom - Draw
Everton v Tottenham - Tottenham
Middlesbrough v Stoke - Middlesbrough
Southampton v Watford - Draw
Man City v Sunderloland - Man City
Super Sunday
Bournemouth v Man Utd - Utd
Arsenal v Liverpool - Arsenal
Monday Night Football
Chelsea v West Ham - Chelsea
To ice this shit cake, I'm stuck at home now because some electricians are testing the place out. THANKS, CIRCUMSTANCE!
United back to ruin a couple of hours of my Sunday.
It's a shame it's starting again, as I now feel obligated to watch certain games. Having a break for three months was excellent.
I know what you mean. I felt like that during the Euros and that was worse because it was three games a day sometimes and because it was over so quickly I felt like I really had to. At least this is only a couple of games a week.Originally Posted by GS
Why don't you just....not watch it if you don't enjoy it?
No post today.
Milburn Stand A - Paddock L1A-DD-9. If anyone's sitting there, my tickets have been nicked.
Leicester looking poor here. Ruining my accumulator at the first hurdle. Didn't realise this was the early game.
Who the hell scored that?
Looking forward to seeing Linekar's pants tonight
EDIT: Leicester to get relegated
Diomande's been credited with the goal.
Enjoy the game, @Shindig, couldn't be bothered to go along today but I hear it's a sell out anyway
I'm be enjoying it from home, man.Don't have the time to get over to St. James' and reissue the bugger now.
This has draw written all over. Not even funny to be honest.
This striker Leicester bought is very good or defenders not used to his style of play. To follow.
I put a tenner on these Leicester dickheads.
Lee.
Cheats.
Mauled by the Tigers.
Well at least Schmeichel's distribution is still good.
What a start this is
Not sure if it was Mahrez or Gray that the throw went to, but that kind of lack of tracking back is so annoying. He saw Snodgrass free, it's just a fifteen yard run - hardly like he's got to run from one area to another - but he expects someone else to spot the danger and do the work for him. Grr.
Not looking like a mug now am I.
Won the league mate.
How the fuck did this lot win the league?
That weird little Jamie Vardy lookalike has left Twitter (presumably to play in his place today). Leicester are doomed.
Time to wildcard and get these useless cunts out.
Being the first champions ever to lose your opening game is bad enough, but doing so in a relegation six-pointer is shambolic.
Fuck! Lost good money. Fuck you Ranieri.
Starting elevens
Burnley Heaton, Lowton, Keane, Mee, Ward, Boyd, Jones, Marney, Arfield, Gray, Vokes
Swansea Fabianski, Naughton, Fernandez, Amat, Kingsley, Britton, Cork, Fer, Barrow, Routledge, Llorente
Crystal Palace Hennessey, Ward, Dann, Delaney, Souare, Jedinak, Puncheon, Zaha, Lee, Townsend, Wickham
West Brom Foster, Dawson, McAuley, Olsson, Evans, Gardner, Fletcher, Yacob, Phillips, Rondon, Berahino
Everton Stekelenburg, Baines, Funes Mori, Jagielka, Holgate, McCarthy, Barry, Gueye, Mirallas, Barkley, Deulofeu
Tottenham Lloris, Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Rose, Dier, Wanyama, Lamela, Eriksen, Alli, Kane
Middlesbrough Valdes, Nsue, Barragan, Gibson, Friend, Clayton, De Roon, Adomah, Ramirez, Downing, Negredo
Stoke Given, Bardsley, Shawcross, Wollscheid, Pieters, Whelan, Imbula, Shaqiri, Bojan, Arnautovic, Diouf
Southampton Forster, Cedric, Yoshida, Van Dijk, Targett, Romeu, Ward-Prowse, Davis, Tadic, Redmond, Long
Watford Gomes, Cathcart, Prödl, Britos, Amrabat, Capoue, Behrami, Guedioura, Holebas, Deeney, Ighalo
Not any more mate.
Glad I stayed at ha'em.
Everton have looked handy. Harry Kane looks finished.
Didn't he start last season absolutely muck too?
Relax, lads. Sunderland lost the first six under Keane before they stormed it.
Mr Littlewoods would be absolutely shitting himself in days gone by.
Man City with Kolarov at centre back and David Silva as one of the deeper midfielders.
Pep trolling.
Oh no, the commentator just made a "Peps' about to give the team their first 'PEP TALK'." joke.
He's English, too, so not America's fault for once.
Not to go all Tuesday night at Stoke, but ours is the league where that sort of thing gets found out sooner rather than later. Think Michael Carrick at centre-back, or that Christmas where Chelsea had Hilario and no proper defenders.
Pep selections and Pep 77% possession. Sunderland got Pepped right up.
@Waffdon must have cheered the Everton selection.
Happy opening day fellas!
Looking forward to Januzaj coming on and scoring 17 goals since he's been held back by United and Dortmund this whole time.
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