Stag Do

[Mike]

Try to get in an activity or something to break it all up. I was best man twice last summer, the first stag do we went drinking in Newcastle but to break up the drinking we did Zorb Football. Not something I'd never do normally but we all look back on it fondly.
The second was Baz's trip to Belgium, we took a train on the Saturday from Brussels to Bruges and got tickets to the Belgian Super cup which was very cool.

Meant that neither was just another day of drinking like you might do for a birthday.

[Giggles]

A wacky banter MATES FUN BRILLIANT!! stag with Mike would be my idea of hell, so do the exact opposite of all that Boydy.

[Kikó]

My mates doing his in Albefuira in September. It's going to be a mess.

[Giggles]

Bit low-brow for you.

[Kikó]

You can't forget your roots. My Manc brothers are still terribly uncouth.

[Offshore Toon]

KIkó back getting madferrit.

Mike's suggestions are actually pretty good. For a day out you need an activity or two or people will be bored shitless. Even something like a pool/ping pong/darts tournament at one of those trendy tranny bars.

[Lewis]

[Magic]

Why don't you organise a book reading in a library?

[Magic]

How dreadfully boring must you need to be to ask Gloyb to plan your stag do. Fuck me.

[Giggles]

Dinner, get shitfaced, kebab.

[Kikó]

What are you doing this weekend thread?

[Spammer]

I'm off to a stag do in a few weeks. Had a message from the bloke organising it that 'Sam is an important part of all of our lives and so I want you to think of three or four things that you love about Sam. Have these ready in your mind, because at different times a person will be called on to tell Sam why he is so special to them.'

Sam and most of his mates are all massive Christians. Apparently we'll also be praying regularly.

[Giggles]

Is that a stag or the beginning of a cult?

[Boydy]

How dreadfully boring must you need to be to ask Gloyb to plan your stag do. Fuck me.

Aww, is no one ever going to ask you to be best man?

[Raoul Duke]

Help me out with some stag do ideas. I've got to organise one. It's just going to be in London as the groom doesn't want to ask people to pay loads to go away somewhere and all that. He's so laid back he's basically just talking about going to the pub and a nice restaurant.

Stuff
Junkyard Golf - https://www.junkyardgolfclub.co.uk/about-ldn
Draughts - Board Game Cafe - http://www.draughtslondon.com
Novelty Automation - http://www.novelty-automation.com
Mission Breakout - http://www.missionbreakout.london
Crystal Maze - http://the-crystal-maze.com

Use Foursquare to find some decent bars/restaurants nearby whatever you're doing. General advice: Shoreditch/Old Street/Hackney/Soho is fun, Camden/The City are balls

[Magic]

Aww, is no one ever going to ask you to be best man?

Nope! Burned those bridges a while ago and haven't made any solid ones since.

Not a bad thing imo. Anyone else never been or going to be a best man?

[Raoul Duke]

Never been. Don't think I will be. Sad!

[Lewis]

'It's called "Junkyard Golf", right, and then we'll go to the board game cafe... Oh, and there is this...'
*invite rescinded*

[Spammer]

Is that a stag or the beginning of a cult?

It's been around for a while now so I hope we're past the beginning.

[Giggles]

I turned a mate down for it once, wouldn't be my kind of thing. Got to go as a regular guest in the end though. Come to think of it, I never even thought of sending him an invite for mine.

[John]

He asked you to be his best man and you didn't even invite him to yours?

I can't decide who comes out looking worst there.

[Giggles]

He asked you to be his best man and you didn't even invite him to yours?

I can't decide who comes out looking worst there.

In fairness it was 9 years ago. We still knocked about for a couple of years after but he'd kids then so we mostly lost touch. Don't think I've laid eyes on him in the last two years.

[Offshore Toon]

Nope! Burned those bridges a while ago and haven't made any solid ones since.

Not a bad thing imo. Anyone else never been or going to be a best man?

Its only a bad thing if you're a social person, I guess. You don't get as many people getting married these days either so its not as likely as it was. Saying that, I've been best man once and if all my mates were to get married it'd happen at least one more time.