So this starts next week and as usual we have a nice collection of absolute dickheads and cunts. I don't have enough signal to link loads of shit but I'm sure they're all awful human beings.
Ian, let's get the threshing machine ready
So this starts next week and as usual we have a nice collection of absolute dickheads and cunts. I don't have enough signal to link loads of shit but I'm sure they're all awful human beings.
Ian, let's get the threshing machine ready
What a shit thread.
Where are the pictures and quotes?
I've made my pick
Any filth?
Sake, Byron. If you're going to start the thread do it right.
I'll save the day later on lads, fear not.
Start Date: Thursday 6th October, 9pm
Changes
- Moving to Thursdays? And maybe no consecutive episodes to start us off?
- Rhod Gilbert presenting You're Fired
The Bastards (spoilered for massiveness)
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Back (l-r): Natalie Hughes, Karthik Nagesan, Courtney Wood, Frances Bishop, Alana Spencer, Dillon St. Paul, Trishna thakrar, Rebecca Jeffery, Aleksandra King
Front (l-r): JD O'Brien, Michelle Niziol, Mukai Noiri, Sofiane Khelfa, Samuel Boating, Oliver Nohl-Oser, Jessica Cunningham, Paul Sullivan, Grainne McCoy
The Bios: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/prof...the-candidates
Jessica or Alana get thes for me. Oliver's face is that of the guy who'll survive being hopeless until about the midpoint (unless he does a Solomon)
The Quotes
Not sure she's ever seen the cartoons in question.Like the Tasmanian devil in the famous cartoon, I will torpedo my way through to the win
Aleksandra King
Nice name, dickhead.How would I describe myself in one sentence? I'll give you one word: awesome
Courtney Wood
"Doesn't suffer fools" is known code for 'I'm a colossal, gaping arsehole', right?I won’t suffer fools. I will get upset by other candidates who don’t know their arse from their elbow
JD O’Brien
If I wanted to be like everyone else, I’d have waxed my monobrow
Karthik Nagesan
Your wife either hates you or is an insufferable sycophant, mate.My wife calls me "Mr President"
Samuel Boateng
I reckon Wullie has successfully picked the hero of the series though.
Unibrow geezer also described himself as a unicorn.
Natalie looks like she'd suck a golf ball through a hose pipe
She also looks like she was born a man.
Other than Michelle I'd jump on all of them.
I will gladly take the one in the top middle mainly for shameful lustage purposes.
He always runs while others walk
He acts while other men just talk
He looks at this world and wants it all
So he strikes like Thunderballlllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Lads mags when she gets fired
I wonder if any of the previous winners have gone on to do anything?
I know that Tom keeps inventing shit for Sugar.
Just had a gander at this year's dickheads since it starts tomorrow and my favourite to be the biggest arsehole is JD O'Brien.
I don't know why, but I get the impression that he's the next "everything I touch turns to sold".
Don't disrespect the dead, 7om.
JD gave it the "doesn't suffer fools lightly" business which is a key indicator of a megacunt so he's definitely going to be in the conversation.
I loved "The Brand".Originally Posted by igor_balis
The dickheads are back
This is already proper lolworthy.
The Big K
But you can call me K
...
If you want.
Jessica is proper fucking mental.
The Big K is going to be a billionaire, then Prime Minister.
'My way is a super highway'
He's leaving this week, without a fucking doubt
'I've watched a bit of Bargain Hunt' is an amazing line to seal being project manager.
Jessica is stunning, just a shame she's a fucking mentalist.
The girls are absolutely shambolic.
Absolute shambles from the get go for everyone. Just how we like it.
Not telling the guy with the items where to go
Spent what,3 hours with that expert and then completely ignored him.
The wife forgot this was on for 24 blissful minutes.
Turn it over and the first thing is "if you can't get cash it's not sold". It's 20 mother fucking 16. Not everything is sold out of a boot in the east end anymore. God I hate this shit. It makes you want Trump to win the Presidency just so he can launch a tactical nuclear strike against Amstrad and Associates.
Alana looked so happy.
Whatever. He bought Clive Sinclair out and never wants you to forget it.
The boys have got to win this. That £175 sale alone should win it.
Indeed.
He smashed it.
The girls selling those £300 vases for £15 is pretty special.
Also surprised that he didn't mention that they sold the chair for £17.50. The boys sold theirs for £225.
They were absolutely clueless.
Easy decision.
Ad campaigns in week 2
The best thing about this was when they highlighted on You're Fired that when Sugar pointed this out to Natalie that under her breath she said "....Fuck."
Speaking of You're Fired, disappointed that Romesh Ranganathan isn't back but Rhod Gilbert is a big improvement over Jack Dee. Who I don't hate but didn't work on the show.
That Jessica needs strangling with piano wire, she's infuriating.
Some of the introductions were pretty special but I'm miffed that my prediction for biggest arsehole, JD, seemed fairly normal. I love the ad campaign stuff and it only being week 2 should ensure it's a complete shambles. Can't wait.
In Jessica, Rebecca and the mousy-haired London one the girls have three actual mentals right off the bat.
James Bond dancing at the end cements him as the series winner.
The only girl with any sort of promise is Aleksandra. The one who describes herself as Jim Carrey is so unbearable, even more than Carrey himself.
I love to mock the twats, but realistically, noone knew how much that stuff was worth. I feel I can be more critical of the people that had stuff valued and ignored it. But who is to know that two shit vases are worth hundreds?
I had them being £200 just from a first glance on screen.
They're shit but clearly the type of shit that antique wankers love.
I have watched a LOT of Bargain Hunt though so I'm pretty much an industry expert.
I was glad he vetoed 'Emojeans' but what the fuck is the day after yesterday?
Losing the jeans
Just sack the lot of them now.
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