It's compulsory where I work to take a fortnight off per calendar year. Due to saving money for my 2017 travels, I'm short for cash and my closest friends are all busy. This leaves me with a potential two weeks sitting alone on my couch.
Rejoining the gym will kill some time and I may invest in a laptop. Exciting I know.
Suggestions are welcome.
5 wanks a day for 2 weeks
Explore local parks. Go to the zoo if you have one. Find up a new hobby you always thought you'd enjoy but never had the time to try.
Alternatively, sit on the internet for 14 hours a day watching porn like the rest of us when we're off from work and alone at home.
Go and do Jimmy's job for him for a couple of weeks with the Koreans.
I would love to have two weeks with fuck all to do.
I used to take weeks off to do nothing and tell myself that I was thinking about things.
Is that 5 sets?Originally Posted by Spikey M
5 wanks a day for 2 weeks
Yes. In pyramid form.
Be really motivated for the first two days before descending in to existential crisis and bottomless depression. You'll be chomping at the bit to get back to work.
Run Trump's campaign til he fires you.
Become a Youtube sensation by dressing like a Gallagher and Mancing it up.
4*6.
I've been off for four weeks, still got two left. It's good!
What kind of pervert can't find anything to do in two weeks off? I'd weep tears of joy if I was in such a situation.
Run a Werewolf game for everybody on here and bask in the contempt it will give you for everybody else.
Read a really long book.
17 sleeps without an alarm.
Buy a tent and a sleeping bag and go exploring a national park.
I'm already bored lads and the holiday hasn't even begun.
Decided to get my nose pierced.
Got my phone fixed today and repaired a few diy niggles around the flat. I wonder how quickly this productivity will dissipate.
Not far off.
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