Rub one out?Originally Posted by Mahow
Rub one out?
https://youtu.be/ESw_q5RdzTU
That one I think. I watched a few of those on YouTube the other week when seriously bored
Yep, it was a bit strange.
Nick playing subbuteo with a guy dressed as death was a bit :\
Italy.
At this point the only teams I actually like are Wales and Iceland, for fuck's sake.
I thought you were balls deep into France.
I believe France is balls deep in him.
Did every English based player miss in that shoot-out?
Some of them were absolutely dreadful. Depressing though. Last two shoot-outs we've against these dicks they've each scored all 5 haven't they? And then this? Pigfucker's was the worst, can't believe he missed that, and in such style.
How much does the calibre of the goalkeeper affect penalties? Like, if you're playing against someone you know has it in them to go the right way late on in the piece, are you tempted to push it closer to the edges and risk missing?
I remember Peter Shilton during the 1990 West Germany penalties. The ball would already be in the back of the net by the time he managed to dive, bless him.
Muller was looking at the goalkeeper the whole time and decided to kick the ball in the same place buffon was already diving.
I said at the top of Müller's run-up 'Well, this is bottom right' and Gigi knew.
Pelle's penalty was worse than Zaza's, and Schweinsteiger's was absolutely shocking as well.
Neuer going not going down the middle was the dumbest subplot.
Surprised at people saying last night's game was dull. I thought it was brilliant. I was extremely drunk though.
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Pelle's was definitely the worst of the lot. Zaza's run-up made his the funniest though.
I'm a twit
Disappointed to see Buffon go out, but it's hard to fault the Hun getting through on the balance of play.
Called a Pelle penalty miss well during extra time. Was far worse than I thought.
I thought that. Go wider or hit it harder. There must be an element of that.
I thought it was great too. Tonight is going to be a shit off.
I sort of fancy Iceland to do them here. I know it won't happen, but still.
Explosion heard outside Stade de France.
Commentator during the Tsonga tennis match said 'He'll want to be finished by 8 to see France take on England, oh wait...'
I lolled.
What?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ick-there.html
Police were fucking up a car.
Could have just smashed the window in.
Iceland are going to beat France at the Stade de France in the quarter finals of France's own tournament and it's going to be incredible
I've got money on France but I'd love to see Iceland fuck them up.
I would like to hear more bollocks facts and stats about Iceland and its population.
That Icelandic commentator is fucking amazing.
It's the size of Belgium, but it only has as many people as Coventry. Interesting.
His voice grates on me to say the least.
FYI - the French national anthem is my absolute fave.
Why don't you just fuck off? I understand you're severely mentally handicapped and an absolute cunt to boot but I'm afraid I just can't accept your decision to return after your fantastic meltdown. It was so much better when I didn't have to stick a red hot iron poker in to my face to confirm that I'm not braindead every time I have the misfortune of reading the utter shit your fingers type out with presumably legitimate instruction from your microscopic brain.
Giroud hattrick.
Magic's on fire
Social workers notified
Sissoko starting. Complacency.
Amongo's lot looking a proper team.
Game over.
No really, properly this time.
That was a great goal sadly.
Oh would you look at that, it's a team competently defending a set-piece.
Excellent defence of that throw in.
Yes that's a thing now. Thanks England.
What's up babes? Bad day?
They probably have more than just one player with experience of dealing with a long throw though.
It really can't be overstated how shit we are.
France are up for this.
Something about Harry Kane.
Just keep it respectable.
Yeah but if England played France they are much better and England would have been able to show what they can do.
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