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Episode #1.
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https://youtu.be/De7XI55p5Z4
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Episode #1.
Oh for fuck sake.
Outstanding.
You've filmed it with your camera the wrong way. :doh:
Is that Jus as in the effete sauce?
Cool. How did you explain that to whoever was filming?
https://www.ocado.com/productImages/...ee77b5a4a607bfQuote:
Originally Posted by niko_cee
Fucking vertical filming, get out.
Having watched the full video, the cinematography is the least of his problems.
Haha, whys that? I’d love a full and serious critique.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
He's on about his hairline.
Infinitely better than watching Nigel Slater, Gary Rhodes, Rachel Khoo or just about any TV chefs, tbh.
Well we can start with the fact he's beating eggs in a dog bowl and the sound of the fork against the bottom makes my ears want to detach from my head.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baz
I'll give him his props though, the final omelette looks far nicer than anything he did in the cooking process deserved. It's a results business.
Gary Rhodes? :D Has he been on television this century?Quote:
Originally Posted by Clunge
I googled Rhodes the other week, turns out he sold out for petrodollars some time ago.
Surely you just shave the island off at this point?
It's part one of a ten part viewing.
I'll make sure camera is turned next time. Quite a few inside jokes which probably don't translate well on here.
Oh yes, that was loads better than looking at Rachel Khoo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clunge
Tidy as you go.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smiffy
Who are the 'inside jokes' for if they're not playing well here?
That's the plan. I've just bought the powerdirector thing which will help.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike
I got a Samsung S8+ now so I reckon I could do something better. It was purely spur of the moment.
Inside jokes are for the people I work with John. Specifically the cleaning up bit.
How's the skag treating you Tim?
Peachy.
Nigel Slater is ace.
I don't even....
Understatement imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by randomlegend
What the...Quote:
Originally Posted by Smiffy
Making a video for a forum and putting inside jokes in it that only people who will never see it will get?
:D
They can't possibly have the internet too.
Until you buy one of his books and instead of genteel recipe advice you get stories and him being jizzed on the woods.Quote:
Originally Posted by randomlegend
Of course they don't. And if they do they'd only watch BritainFirst Facebook videos.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
Best bits.Quote:
Originally Posted by Disco
Expecting the big finale of episode 10 to be a spitroast of Giggles tbh.
Episode two will be from his back garden.
Archive material this.
I can't wait to see how advanced we go.
Today, I'm making a chip butty...
Has he not worked in kitchens before? By the second series I'm expecting at the very least something worthy of the opening round of Masterchef - the Professionals.
"Paul Hollywood's Toast."
That deleted post by Smiffy :D
Kiko can see that, you know Smiff.
He's SEETHING!!!
Fuck post it John ffs.
Or SvN. Or anyone.
I wasn't going to mention that, but I lolled for a good minute at it. It's a corker.Quote:
Originally Posted by SvN
Post it ffs.
It was some nonsensical raving about his [Dawson's] wife.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
It's a great seethe which is all the better as it barely makes sense.
You shut the fuck up about Rachel Khoo :drool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Clunge
She’s just so fucking annoying and twee. Ergh. Can’t stand twee.